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[supergiz]

Is Kanye Playable?

I haven't seen him yet. But only can pay so much every day currently playing at Starbucks

 

[Alo81]

No bullshots in this thread. Dat ass is real.

lmao

 

[xrayregime]

Does it have gay fish A.I.?

 

[JesseZao]

If Stefan was in this to tell you where the hottest clubs are at, I'd play it.

I wouldn't.

 

[supergiz]

Dang the money and Kim points are really hard to click on when they fall to the ground on a cell phone. Maybe it's easier to do on tablets

 

[hellmonkey]

For those of you that play, I sincerely hope it plays better than she fks. I saw the sex tape, and she was the most boring screw Ive ever seen. I get more into it going at myself.

Anyway, Im just chalking this game up as another box checked on the way to the utopian society perfectly depicted in Idiocracy. I welcome our Brawndo enhance crops. Its got what plants crave!

Oh, and I guess grats to the devs. Pretty huge increase in stock prices. Id like an extra 112M dollars.

 

[Golnei]

Anyway, Im just chalking this game up as another box checked on the way to the utopian society perfectly depicted in Idiocracy. I welcome our Brawndo enhance crops. Its got what plants crave!

Oh, and I guess grats to the devs. Pretty huge increase in stock prices. Id like an extra 112M dollars.

It's a Tolkienian virtual paper doll game, not the End of Days.

 

[VlaudTheImpaler]

I know it's been said a couple times in this thread already that this game is real, but my brain is registering it as parody.

 

[Mooreberg]

I know it's been said a couple times in this thread already that this game is real, but my brain is registering it as parody.

I am hoping the article about spending that much money is a farce, but there is really no distinction when it comes to Gawker sites these days (sorry jschierer).

 

[FlashbladeGAF]

I know it's been said a couple times in this thread already that this game is real, but my brain is registering it as parody.

I thought it got moved accidentally from the off-topic thread lol

 

[diablos991]

Bible, awesome OT Gizu!

 

[Andrew.]

I just love the fact and find it hilarious that the Kim Kardashian game OT is made by someone named SuperGiz, which I'm pronouncing as "Super Jizz".

So fitting.

 

[boutrosinit]

You know, if the game actually became more self-aware the deeper you go down its rabbit hole and you start to get loading screen text like "Sometimes when I'm alone, I get scared that my life is meaningless and I forget to breathe", or starts pumping in quotes from Sartre... then I might actually have to get this.

That would earn an instadownload from me.

 

[hipbabboom]

LOL @ Port beg = Ban.... as if

 

[Sub_Level]

You know, if the game actually became more self-aware the deeper you go down its rabbit hole and you start to get loading screen text like "Sometimes when I'm alone, I get scared that my life is meaningless and I forget to breathe", or starts pumping in quotes from Sartre... then I might actually have to get this.

Kim, turn the game off now. Y-you must continue c-continue your mission. Stop Metal Gear! I need scissors!

 

[Camp Lo]

At this point, I can't knock her hustle. She's mastered fame.

 

[VlaudTheImpaler]

After reading through this thread and seeing how many Gaffers are playing this game knowing that the more people play this game the more developers are going to devote their time making games like this instead of spending their time on more worthwhile things e.g. reading GAF...

I guess some Gaffers just like to play with fire...

 

[RMS Gigantic]

After reading through this thread and seeing how many Gaffers are playing this game knowing that the more people play this game the more developers are going to devote their time making games like this instead of spending their time on more worthwhile things e.g. reading GAF...

I guess some Gaffers just like to play with fire...

Mobile developers who are prone to copying successful games "spending their time on more worthwhile things e.g. reading GAF" if this game didn't exist, instead of copying some OTHER successful game?

What planet are you from?

Spoiler

Can I come along, too?

 

[AU Tiger]

So excited to hear that the 3DS version's only 3D effect will be her ass.

 

[diablos991]

The worst part is Glu has copied themselves multiple times over on this game.

They have 3 games just like this now.

I feel bad for the developers there who, at the pinnacle of their education/career, are stuck working on a Kardashian mobile game.

 

[shink]

So, I'm actually thinking of purchasing the top-of-the-line PC with 3x 780 SLI. You think it's enough to run this at 1080p/60fps?

It might melt your PC.

 

[Phades]

Came in expecting a joke thread.... Ummm

Excuse me, the exit was back there right?

 

[mittelos]

Ha, I've got a friend with a bunch of Glu Mobile stock on cloud nine this week; never thought I'd see an OT for it though.

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

http://www.x17online.com/Kim%20Kardashian/kim-k-butt-huge.jpg[img]

It pains me to say this.
But that booty might actually be too big.[/QUOTE]

I was going to post something similar. I'm an ass man through and through but that looks ridiculous. With an ass that size you need the thighs and calves to match, imo.

 

[213372bu]

Join KIM KARDASHIAN on a red carpet adventure in Kim Kardashian: Hollywood!

ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN TO THE RED CARPET LADIES AND GENTS.

Spoiler

wut is this even

Also get famous like how Kim did? :lol :lol :lol

 

[Mooreberg]

Mobile developers who are prone to copying successful games "spending their time on more worthwhile things e.g. reading GAF" if this game didn't exist, instead of copying some OTHER successful game?

What planet are you from?

Spoiler

Can I come along, too?

Yeah. Gameloft's existence nullifies his assertion

 

[jinto lin]

GOTY!!!

 

[Tye The Czar]

THE MEDIA LOVES IT!!!!!


“Would you play the Kim K game? Of course you would!” – MTV News

“… Check out the resemblance! Digital Kim is a spitting image of the real thing!” – E! Online

“Bible, I’ve actually never downloaded or used a single-player cell phone game before this one.” – Fashionista.com

“ If you’ve always wanted to be part of the Kardashian family, it’s your lucky day.” – Marie Claire

"You better start practicing your Vogue pout, y’all” – Glamour

Source is D-Frag, an anime you should watch instead of acknowledging this game's existence.

 

[Honey Bunny]

Source is D-Frag, an anime you should watch instead of acknowledging this game's existence.

Lets not drag the bar even lower with anime gifs pls

 

[The Hermit]

 

[Keyser Soze]

Almost C List

Kim is mentioning her sisters now

 

[diablos991]

I got to the date part.... So hard to continue...

 

[staticneuron]

Oh God, I Spent $494.04 Playing the Kim Kardashian Hollywood App

Suck all the money out of you

HAHAHAHAHAHA

FTA:

Kim serves as your mentor as you try to become a star. It mostly involves doing photo shoots, buying clothes and dating black guys. Neither talent nor intelligence are needed to succeed in Kim's app universe.

And

Conforming to the vacuity of modern American culture can actually offer a sense of relief and make you feel all nice and warm, if only for a minute. But you can achieve the same results by peeing your pants—which is way cheaper and less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian: Hollywood.

ROFL.

Ahh man...... I am so glad I don't play games like these.

 

[FStop7]

I just vomited blood.

 

[akira28]

insert code :swiggity swooty: for the Ray J mini-game.

 

[Phlebas]

I win.

How the hell is this even possible?

Spoiler

Not really though, it's disgusting.

 

[cooljeanius]

A lot of the screenshots embedded in the OP are dead

Spoiler

(phew)

 

[cebri.one]

can you record a sextape in this game? If no is not realistic at all.

 

[Longsword]

Everything is super expensive in this game. They'll be raking in the cash.

They already are. Out just for a few days, and already making around 300 000$ every day, just on iOS, and just in the US.

This also has 5/5 average star rating from 36 000+ US players. Man that woman is popular in America.

That's the power of the Mainstream!

 

[dantevsninjas]

They already are. Out just for a few days, and making around 300 000$ every day, just on iOS, and just in the US.

This also has 5/5 average star rating from 36 000+ US players. Man that woman is popular in America.

That's the power of the Mainstream!

Welp, I'm off to kill myself.

 

[Longsword]

Welp, I'm off to kill myself.

Before you go, take into account that it gets over 125 000 new players every day, just in the US.

(I'm being evil, I know)

 

[TetraGenesis]

Frog Fractions 2, obvi.

 

[Neuromancer]

Downloading now.

 

[dantevsninjas]

Before you go, take into account that it gets over 125 000 new players every day, just in the US.

(I'm being evil, I know)

FREEZING.

 

[supergiz]

Before you go, take into account that it gets over 125 000 new players every day, just in the US.

(I'm being evil, I know)

Yeah I saw quite a few people playing this at the Starbucks i went to today. It's nice to see more people becoming gamers.

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

i laughed so much when i read the title, this game was worth it just for that

 

[Twin Tails]

They already are. Out just for a few days, and already making around 300 000$ every day, just on iOS, and just in the US.

This also has 5/5 average star rating from 36 000+ US players. Man that woman is popular in America.

That's the power of the Mainstream!

 

[DR2K]

They already are. Out just for a few days, and already making around 300 000$ every day, just on iOS, and just in the US.

This also has 5/5 average star rating from 36 000+ US players. Man that woman is popular in America.

That's the power of the Mainstream!

The price of fame isn't cheap.

 

[Crayolan]

[Port Beg=Ban]

This makes the thread, I'm dying.

insert code :swiggity swooty: for the Ray J mini-game.

*Continues to die*

 

[irfaanator]

this ot has made me get this game. Thank you based supergizu