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[Slayven]

So to sum it up...

The state offered them a deal because they wanted a tourist attraction built to make revenue for the state.

They then decided to "sell" their attraction to their nonprofit organization and claim tax exemption for $10 and the state decides that instead of a nominal tax to their tickets, they are stripping them of their deal for many millions more?

Beautiful.

When trying to be cute goes wrong

 

[Heartfyre]

He'll only be able to afford to eat Ken Spam from now on.

 

[jiiikoo]

He'll only be able to afford to eat Ken Spam from now on.

He'll be chewing on Ken Bone before long.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

hold up, dinosaurs in noah's ark?

bruh I can't

Noah gotta eat, dinosaurs were fucking delicious. Taste like giant chicken.

 

[AstroNut325]

I mean, usually when you see the following in one line together:
KY
strip
Encounter
exhibit

You expect a different sort of discussion...

You and I think alike!

 

[a.wd]

Fuck. Yes.

 

[FyreWulff]

shoulda done the whole render unto Caesar what is Caesar's thing that J-dog told you about Ham

 

[Kensation]

No feathers.

But....I thought Satan tried to use the dinosaurs to destroy the ark?

 

[Charles Brandon]

seems to be a panel missing there...how did the ark survive the onslaught from the united forces of dinosaur-kind and Satan?

 

[Dehnus]

I love that 11th commandment about being as Greedy as possible.

It's right up there with "Jesus will reward you with success if he likes you", "Jesus knows if he likes you from before you were born so don't complain" and "Don't give to charity, Jesus hates non successful people, otherwise he would have made them rich, successful and powerful too. Only he can decide if he wishes to safe them or not, but he probably already decided before they were born that they go to hell."

Calvinism ya'll! Isn't it lovely .

Look it up, those that deny this, are lying to you or they simply don't know these tenants of this Christian sect .

 

[Dehnus]

But....I thought Satan tried to use the dinosaurs to destroy the ark?

Damn, fallen Angels are cute . But then I always did like a badboy over a goodie two shoes, plus fighting the Calvinist Patriarchy for a more fair distribution of God's love (Which for Calvinists is shown in, Wealth, Power, Good looks and success). Are things I agree with .

So yeah, if you ever wanted to know why Republicans and other conservatives have this unholy pact with extreme Christians? This is why . Calvinists literally are "you keep em poor, we'll keep em stupid." the religion . Calvinism basically is a religious way of how to blame the poor for being poor.. even before they were born .

And yes, I know some idiot will tell me soon that : He knows a few Calvinists and they are nothing like that.

Well like Wahabis from Saudi Arabia: They are either lying to you, or they are stupid and don't know the history of their own sect.

PS: Many Awesome Dinosaurs could swim . Or were aquatic, how did they drown? .

 

[Aeriscloud]

seems to be a panel missing there...how did the ark survive the onslaught from the united forces of dinosaur-kind and Satan?

Sharks and Vodka.

 

[Alcoremortis]

But....I thought Satan tried to use the dinosaurs to destroy the ark?

I don't get this. God wanted Noah to have the arc, God was drowning the earth... if Satan stampeded some dinos to destroy the arc, couldn't God have just... stopped the flood for a bit until Noah got his shit together?

 

[Ryan242004]

Can someone link the debate thread of him and bill nye? I can't seem to find it but I know it was a goldmine and I wanted a few laughs.

 

[Green Mamba]

No feathers.

At the risk of saying anything remotely positive about this abomination of a tourist trap, no paleontologist thinks that sauropods had feathers. So this particular dinosaur (which is actually a recognizable Nigersaurus?) not having feathers isn't incorrect at all.

EDIT: It's actually pretty gross how well made that Nigersaurus model actually is. Right number of toes on the forefeet, nostrils in the right position, head's the right shape, etc. Kinda wonder who made that and if they knew it was being used in something so horrible.

 

[Haly]

I don't get this. God wanted Noah to have the arc, God was drowning the earth... if Satan stampeded some dinos to destroy the arc, couldn't God have just... stopped the flood for a bit until Noah got his shit together?

I think the Ark was already completed by then and Satan and his Dino-horde was just thwarted by the grace of God's foresight.

 

[Agent Icebeezy]

This news is so fucking awesome