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Last thing videogame related that sickened you?

First would have to be after I finished PoP2 - least satisfying game I've ever finished. Horrible voices and dialogue, filled up all the allowable save slots for fear that I'd run into a game ending bug, inexcusable glitches such as no voices in cutscenes.

Sickening.

Second is the dearth of DS software. Prices aren't so hot either. I want to pick up Zoo Keeper since there's nothing else out there but it's 40$.

Sickening.

Lastly, the sneaking levels in Shadow of Rome. Winging along at a fever clip in the gladiator levels with uncompromising brutality and gore, only to come to a grinding halt playing as an Owen Wilson looking pantywaist who has to jump into giant pots when spotted, simply because some suit at Capcom most likely insisted on including obligatory stealth levels.

Sickening

I'm sure after E3 there'll be more.
 
Grey Wolf's
death...the only good use of blood and gore in all of gaming...used purely as a storytelling device. One of the few times that I actually felt sickened by a game and one of my favorite gaming sequences

Edit: Watching that scene while the game was brand new had a huge impact on me...amazing how they managed to get a character that only recieved 5 minutes of backstory prior and managed to make his demise so meaningful...one of the only things where the remake didn't dissapoint...though it still lacked the impact of when I first saw it
 
Man, Prince of Persia: Warrior Within was hella satisfying. People dismiss it because it went "angst", but damned if the core gameplay wasn't still very good.

Anyway, the last things that sickened me...


Xbox's original controller.

Not the controller S, the first one. That behemoth of a controller could have doubled for a table and nobody would have blinked. Microsoft said they "listened" to gamers when they designed the controller.

They didn't listen enough.

Sickening.

Animal Crossing.

This piece of shit game lures you in with the promise of "communication"... but the most communication you get is with half-wit animals who can't understand a damn word you say even in the most obvious of meanings. You write a letter to them. The letter could say "I like pie. Here is a gift." They will reply "MAN, U SHOULD GO TO THE SEA LA LA HERE IS A RUG YOU ALREADY OWN."

Every single objective in the game consists of a few things: going from point A to point B with the intention of hopefully getting an item you don't already have. Fishing in one of the most boring examples of a "mini-game" ever conceived for videogames. You can also dig shit up. For some reason, your town is FILLED with fossils. So you dig. You dig some more. Dig and Dig and Dig. More digging. Digging. You find a fossil! No, you can't tell what it is. You have to send it to the museum. Send it. It returns. Shit, you already found that fossil before! Why the fuck couldn't I identify it then? Nevermind that boring shit. There's more! Sometimes you talk to animals... and more animals move in.

And on good days, you can totally try to make your home a desirable place to live in. AND YOU GET POINTS FOR POSITIONING FURNITURE IN A NICE WAY. Nothing in the game is remotely challenging. It's the anti-challenge. There are no obstacles. No hurdles. No ending. No "high score", really (unless you count NES games or the furniture moving). Every character is devoid of life. It's the game for people with obsessive compulsive disorder. It's the game for people who hate life. For people who hate videogames. For people who are cynical about all things relating to interactive entertainment. There is no words, no excuse, no debate, no argument.

Sickening.

2 Controller Ports

Hey, Sony. Hey. Come closer. Yes, really. Come closer. FUCK YOU. Yes, Nintendo 64 didn't beat you last generation. But couldn't you see a good idea when it hit you right in your dick? No? Well, let me kick you in the groin again. PS3 better have 4 controller ports or have the ability for 4 wireless controllers. Got it? Good.

Sickening.
 
- Halo 2's ending.
- GT4 not having pro scan or 1080i in PAL
- Nintendo's PAL release schedules.

Somebody hand me a buckett....
 
Champions Return to Arms being even MORE buggy than Champions of Norrath (that and the lame reusing of so much art from CoN).
 
I caught downs syndrome from an apparently infected copy of Eternal Champions, once. Took that right back, as soon as I remembered how the car worked.

Pimpbaa said:
Champions Return to Arms being even MORE buggy than Champions of Norrath
YOU CANT BE SERIOUS THATS IMPOSSIBLE

You're serious? :/
 
- Dreamcast was fucking awesome. PS2 wasn't the second coming of Christ. What the FUCK is wrong with people?
- DRE ridden PS2s.
- Custom Robo, Gotcha Force -- both BOLLOCKS
- Original Xbox pad. I <3 S pad.
- SEGA putting lots of new stuff on Xbox instead of GAMECUBE, which going by their sales, should be their spiritual home.
- SEGA ages appearing on PS2, not other consoles
- SEGA porting Monkey Ball
- SEGA not doing a new Streets of Rage
- The Altered Beast remake thing. Hahaha. what a load of shit.
- The Alias video game. Horse crap.
- The Evil Dead video game. Horse crap eaten by a human, crapped out as human crap, which is then eaten by a cenataur and crapped out once more.
- The weekly releases of World War II or Vietnam era First Person Shooters.
- LucasArts ditching Sam & Max, and not making any good adventure games since Grim Fandango.
- any unwarranted Anti-Nintendo sentiment on this board. The warranted stuff is of course, fine.
- Needing a credit card for Xbox Live. My credit rating does not need this inevitable shit.
- Nintendo giving me a DS before European release, but only giving me an American copy of the Metroid Prime: Hunters demo - meaning I can't play this with my friends until I find a Euro copy.


I'm sure theres more. It'll take a while for all these bad memories to resurface. I've been surpressing them.
 
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Also, Wario Ware Twisted's 2 month mysterious delay
 
radioheadrule83 said:
Dreamcast was fucking awesome. PS2 wasn't the second coming of Christ. What the FUCK is wrong with people?

Dreamcast was awesome. But PS2 pretty much made up for that dismal first year thirty times over at this point! PS2 is so, so awesome now.
 
Amir0x said:
Dreamcast was awesome. But PS2 pretty much made up for that dismal first year thirty times over at this point! PS2 is so, so awesome now.

I wholeheartedly agree of course. I can't help but wonder how good the DC would have been if the mob would have offered it the kind of clemency it showed the PS2 launch lineup though and bought it up with the same kind of zeal.
 
I dunno. The DC was one of the few "major" consoles that didn't sell itself to me. I actually don't regret not getting it. Did have a pretty kickass launch, however.

Sickening?

PSP game prices. That's a recent one, and man does it bug me.
 
BenT said:
YOU CANT BE SERIOUS THATS IMPOSSIBLE

You're serious? :/

Very serious. Shit like health buff items being completely broken, spells from casters removing any permanent effects on weapons, levels not loading textures properly.
 
Well there is this one game, but I sorta made a promise not to bitch about it anymore. But I CAN say that NAMCO should've f'n known better than that.

Less cryptic, Run Like Hell. This is the worst piece of shit you will ever play. No exaggeration needed here; it's awful. Crap defined. Fight the first enemy you come across, and that's how you will fight 99.9999999% of them. And most of the weapons suck. How bad? Let's put it in another way; it's one of the only games where you hate using the rocket launcher-type weapon. The whole presentation is the worst of all; it's just several shades above Big Rigs Racing (yeah, THAT game).

Oh yeah, and there's a cliffhanger ending, AS IF THEY ACTUALLY THINK WE WANT A SEQUEL TO THAT!?

I was given RLH and sickens me, and I only beat it out of pure morbid curiosity because I wanted to see just how bad a bunch of less-than-amateur designers could get. Damn.

The good thing is that the game has downloadable content. The bad thing is that it sucks even more. Yep, that's possible.
 
Gattsu25 said:
Grey Wolf's
death...the only good use of blood and gore in all of gaming...used purely as a storytelling device. One of the few times that I actually felt sickened by a game and one of my favorite gaming sequences...

heh, it moved you so much you can't even remember his name? >:O Grey Fox... Frank Yaeger. Franky.

Or did you mean Sniper Wolf?

And damn, I've been trying to correct you for hours. Damned forum downtime.
 
Dujour said:
heh, it moved you so much you can't even remember his name? >:O Grey Fox... Frank Yaeger. Franky.

Or did you mean Sniper Wolf?

And damn, I've been trying to correct you for hours. Damned forum downtime.
I think he meant Sniper Wolf because Jaeger definetly got more than 5 minutes of backstory. Hell, they even connected him to Metal Gear. Sniper Wolf on the other hand, had much less backstory compared to Grey.
 
Playing one of the best games I've ever played right now (MGS:TTT) and realizing I could have played it 6 years ago.
 
Dujour said:
heh, it moved you so much you can't even remember his name? >:O Grey Fox... Frank Yaeger. Franky.

Or did you mean Sniper Wolf?

And damn, I've been trying to correct you for hours. Damned forum downtime.

frank jaeger you mgs fan poser
 
Amir0x said:
Animal Crossing.

This piece of shit game lures you in with the promise of "communication"... but the most communication you get is with half-wit animals who can't understand a damn word you say even in the most obvious of meanings. You write a letter to them. The letter could say "I like pie. Here is a gift." They will reply "MAN, U SHOULD GO TO THE SEA LA LA HERE IS A RUG YOU ALREADY OWN."

Every single objective in the game consists of a few things: going from point A to point B with the intention of hopefully getting an item you don't already have. Fishing in one of the most boring examples of a "mini-game" ever conceived for videogames. You can also dig shit up. For some reason, your town is FILLED with fossils. So you dig. You dig some more. Dig and Dig and Dig. More digging. Digging. You find a fossil! No, you can't tell what it is. You have to send it to the museum. Send it. It returns. Shit, you already found that fossil before! Why the fuck couldn't I identify it then? Nevermind that boring shit. There's more! Sometimes you talk to animals... and more animals move in.

And on good days, you can totally try to make your home a desirable place to live in. AND YOU GET POINTS FOR POSITIONING FURNITURE IN A NICE WAY. Nothing in the game is remotely challenging. It's the anti-challenge. There are no obstacles. No hurdles. No ending. No "high score", really (unless you count NES games or the furniture moving). Every character is devoid of life. It's the game for people with obsessive compulsive disorder. It's the game for people who hate life. For people who hate videogames. For people who are cynical about all things relating to interactive entertainment. There is no words, no excuse, no debate, no argument.

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Do I have to destroy you? Because I will.
 
Speevy said:
Do I have to destroy you? Because I will.

I would like nothing more but opportunities to rip apart Animal Crossing, what I consider to be the worst game ever made. And I don't mean because the mechanics don't work or because it has bad graphics, it's because I consider it to be the only game ever created that is actively trying to overthrow the universe with its suckage.
 
Amir0x said:
I would like nothing more but opportunities to rip apart Animal Crossing, what I consider to be the worst game ever made. And I don't mean because the mechanics don't work or because it has bad graphics, it's because I consider it to be the only game ever created that is actively trying to overthrow the universe with its suckage.


LOL :lol :lol :lol I've never had an enemy before, this'll be cool!
 
sammy said:
- PS2 comming with the same damn controller as the PS1 :$

It's not the same controller. It's almost the same. And shit, that was damn near the best thing about the PS2. The DualShock 2 is, imho, one of the best controllers ever made.
 
Me spending time nude-shading the pixels of Mai's dress in CVSNK2. I don't regret it, but it's a dark secret...
 
I'm not a prude about people making money, but there's something about the product placement in NFSU2 that has sickened me beyond all measure. It's so repulsively...there.
 
Musashi Wins! said:
I'm not a prude about people making money, but there's something about the product placement in NFSU2 that has sickened me beyond all measure. It's so repulsively...there.

Heh. Yeah, I feel the same way when it's so obvious in movies (most recently the movie Be Cool was a huge offender). But... for some reason... it doesn't affect me as much when it's in a game. It's like I just want a videogame company to make money so they can be successful and continue to help this industry thrive... like a TV commercial. On the other hand, I don't want Dante to drink Pepsi or something during cutscenes :P
 
Amir0x said:
It's not the same controller. It's almost the same. And shit, that was damn near the best thing about the PS2. The DualShock 2 is, imho, one of the best controllers ever made.

..You're a traditionalist aren't you? Let me' guess -- "If it ain't broke don't fix it..." :lol :lol :lol

I'm so happy that you aren't creating games that we purchase --- One day, you'll accept the fact that not every game is meant to be played/enjoyed by you.

I personally detest playing World of Warcraft... but I'll be damned if I don't respect it and recognize it as an amazing game ---- It's not really so hard to put yourself in others shoes, and see the pure glee they experience from Animal Crossing -- just don't be so selfish.
 
Amir0x said:
I would like nothing more but opportunities to rip apart Animal Crossing, what I consider to be the worst game ever made. And I don't mean because the mechanics don't work or because it has bad graphics, it's because I consider it to be the only game ever created that is actively trying to overthrow the universe with its suckage.


You haven't played WWE RAW 2, Taboo: The Sixth Sense, or any number of crappy Atari and NES games, I take it.

Hating a game is one thing. Blatantly ignoring the many folks who liked it is another. But I'll keep it out of this thread, since Drinky Crow (or drohne) will likely show up and try to impress us with an arrogant comment about the game.

Seriously, either Animal Crossing isn't the worst game you've ever played, or you haven't played many games. I can definitely understand not liking the game. I do not understand the unwillingness to acknowledge the praise that has come for a game that is so clearly unlike anything els on the market. I mean, if I had a choice between getting rid of the games EA releases on a yearly basis or getting rid of completely different games like Animal Crossing, Katamari Damacy, Donkey Kong Jungle Beat, Wanda, and Okami, I would choose to sacrifice EA's stuff. Why? Because no one forces you to look at Animal Crossing. I'm forced to stare straight at convention whenever I walk into a store. That's worth a 10 on its own.
 
Amir0x said:
I would like nothing more but opportunities to rip apart Animal Crossing, what I consider to be the worst game ever made. And I don't mean because the mechanics don't work or because it has bad graphics, it's because I consider it to be the only game ever created that is actively trying to overthrow the universe with its suckage.
Dude, Animal Crossing = Earthbound (except it tells you to stop playing video games and go outside in a different, much more boring way).

And what's sickening is the fact that so many people buy shit like FFX-2 but not enough by Skies of Arcadia to warrent a sequal. Plus people who buy every fucking ea sports game.
 
sammy said:
..You're a traditionalist aren't you? Let me' guess -- "If it ain't broke don't fix it..." :lol :lol :lol

No, I just like superior controllers. I'll accept anything that makes the controller better. If I could fix anything about the DualShock 2, I'd probably just switch the D-Pad with the Left analog stick. And two of the top bottons would be triggers. That would, literally, be the perfect controller. Nothing could improve it, so far as I can tell from what we can choose from. Maybe what Revolution comes up with will change my mind, but... well... we'll see.

sammy said:
I'm so happy that you aren't creating games that we purchase --- One day, you'll accept the fact that not every game is meant to be played/enjoyed by you.

Every single game out there has to appeal to me, and has to not be shitty for me to like it. I'm pretty old now, nothing's going to change about me - sorry to disappoint you. I look at videogames from my perspective, and I judge them as such. I don't say "Oh lol so u liek it must not be made for me!"

sammy said:
I personally detest playing World of Warcraft... but I'll be damned if I don't respect it and recognize it as an amazing game

You don't like it, but you recognize it's an amazing game? Don't be a pussy. If you don't like it, say so. Say "This game is fucking shite to me, here's why." I don't consider a game amazing just because a lot of other people do. I also don't recognize a game as amazing even if it's widely accepted as such. The only two things I acknowledge are the facts that other people may like things I don't, and that if I don't like a game it sucks.

sammy said:
It's not really so hard to put yourself in others shoes, and see the pure glee they experience from Animal Crossing -- just don't be so selfish.

It has absolutely nothing to do with being selfish. Animal Crossing is the worst game ever made. I have no qualms with telling you that is the way I feel. I don't care who the fuck the developers were trying to appeal to with it, it was offensive how wreckless they were in creating a game with absolutely no merits. And yet, people still bought into it - something I accept. I just won't accept that Animal Crossing is anything other that garbage, since that's my perspective. Since I find no redeeming values in it, I won't put on a charade like "I can respect the impact it had on the gaming world, 'cuz a lot of ppl like it see!"

NLB2 said:
Dude, Animal Crossing = Earthbound (except it tells you to stop playing video games and go outside in a different, much more boring way).

And what's sickening is the fact that so many people buy shit like FFX-2 but not enough by Skies of Arcadia to warrent a sequal. Plus people who buy every fucking ea sports game.

Dude, don't disgrace Earthbound by comparring it to Animal Crossing.

Also, I agree about FFX-2. I also hate that game.

Speevy said:
You haven't played WWE RAW 2, Taboo: The Sixth Sense, or any number of crappy Atari and NES games, I take it.

Hating a game is one thing. Blatantly ignoring the many folks who liked it is another. But I'll keep it out of this thread, since Drinky Crow (or drohne) will likely show up and try to impress us with an arrogant comment about the game.

Seriously, either Animal Crossing isn't the worst game you've ever played, or you haven't played many games. I can definitely understand not liking the game. I do not understand the unwillingness to acknowledge the praise that has come for a game that is so clearly unlike anything els on the market. I mean, if I had a choice between getting rid of the games EA releases on a yearly basis or getting rid of completely different games like Animal Crossing, Katamari Damacy, Donkey Kong Jungle Beat, Wanda, and Okami, I would choose to sacrifice EA's stuff. Why? Because no one forces you to look at Animal Crossing. I'm forced to stare straight at convention whenever I walk into a store. That's worth a 10 on its own.

I've played fucking ET. I'd tell you if I was gettin' at hyperbole. I believe, with no hesistation, Animal Crossing is the worst game EVER made. And I seriously can't believe you tried to use an attempt at being different as an excuse to keep about tripe. If something is tripe - and obviously you don't think Animal Crossing is - it's garbage. It doesn't deserve to exist. On the other hand, many EA games ARE good. Just because they're mass marketed and appeals to the lowest common denominator doesn't mean they can't also be good. A lot of them also suck. In such cases, they should be treated just like Animal Crossing.

It's worth noting that I'm not "ignoring" other folks who like Animal Crossing. I'm simply not going to sugar coat my opinion.
 
If I went on a tirade about Metal Gear Solid 3 or Halo 2, saying those games had no merit whatsoever, would you accept it?
 
- RE4 coming to PS2 (it's a two-edged sword)
- Kutagari's defense of the crappy PSP square button
- PSP's fingerprint magnet
- PS2 DREs
- EA's Monopolistic Ambitions
 
Speevy said:
If I went on a tirade about Metal Gear Solid 3 or Halo 2, saying those games had no merit whatsoever, would you accept it?

I would debate about it, just like you're trying to do now.
 
Amir0x said:
If you don't like it, say so.

Because NOBODY on this board gives --- or should feel obligated to give --- a shit about my own personal opinion.

At best, I can enlighten them to my own personal experience ... provided, that it's an experience they have interest in.

I have a design education, and am a designer at heart ------ I can only hope that this industry sees more (and consumers accepts more) diversity. ----- there are reasons behind the fact that females have barely taken to gaming -----
 
I can produce much more gushing about Animal Crossing than you can produce hate, but what would be the point? To bring other members who hate the game into this thread? No thanks. I think the game is great, plain and simple. And I think that when this generation is over, it will be remembered as a great game. My goal is not for you to like it. I don't care if you like it. I just think you're overreacting with how it "sickened" you.

Wanna know how I can prove this?


Let's say Animal Crossing were released in October 2002, by some random publisher (not Nintendo, so there would be other emulated roms in the game and different items, just for this example), and received 1's across the board. People hated it too. It received no awards. It sold a few hundred copies.

Now, would you still be pissed off about it? My guess is no. You're not mad at Animal Crossing. You're mad at Animal Crossing fans.
 
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