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Legal-Age: My neighbor's dog has damaged my car.

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Stairs

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I love my car, I really do. It's a beautiful 2003 Ford Taurus that I've kept in pristine condition since it was handed down to me by generous parents. I've put a lot of money and work into her over the past half-decade. Custom interior, great sound system, some engine tweaks, a tasteful set of rims--none of that spinner shit--you name it, I've put it in there. Not too brag, but it was a veritable pussy-magnet.

Today, though, I'm worried that my baby may never be the same. Stupid fucking dog.

So, the story: This morning, I'm leaving my house for work, and I'm running late--which is an all together common occurrence. In order to combat my habitual lateness, I pull into my driveway headlights first whenever I park, and I just back into my neighbor's driveway across the street. That way, I'll be able to pull out of my driveway and be on my way to work at lightning speeds.

To illustrate:

dog1.jpg



Now, my neighbor knows that I do this. He hasn't given me his blessing, exactly, but he hasn't told me not to, either. Said neighbor also has a big, dumb dog. A big, dumb dog that likes to pee on my mailbox, too.

This morning, however, my stupid neighbor lets his dog out earlier than usual, and the big oaf was sitting in the driveway. I did not bother to check for it when pulling out of my driveway and in to his, because the dog has never been let out before. So, when I pulled into his driveway, I ran the stupid thing over--I was already going pretty fast, too.

Again, to illustrate:

dog2.jpg


At the time, I was already running really late, so I did not have time to get out and assess the damage, but I figured that the dog couldn't do too much damage. I was wrong. On my way to work, I noticed a loud rattle coming from the back of my car. I, of course, did not have time to stop, but I was determined to get to a mechanic after work. Apparently, when I hit it the dog did a lot of damage to the undercarriage of my car. $1235 dollars worth of damage. I was (am) pissed.

When I finally got home from the mechanic, and after having suffered the shell shock of paying the bill, I decided to pay my neighbor a visit. I assumed he would apologize and would reimburse me for the damage to my car. Again, I was wrong.

The asshole told me--while crying--that not only would he not pay my bill, but that I was also forbidden from pulling into his drive way again. WTF!

So, here I am, seeking legal advice; I would have visited a lawyer already, but I can't afford it yet after paying that damn repair bill. GAF, what are my options, sue? Can I hit him with an extra emotional damage claim for damaging my precious car?

Thanks.
 
What teh fuck? This is completely your fault. You were in rush, you never had permission to use your neighbor's driveway, and since you were in a rush and not taking precaution when backing up, you hit the dog.

Dude. :lol:
 

warthog

Member
This is probably a jokepost, but anyway: if that was really the situation, your ran over your neighbours dog on his driveway. Need I say more?
 

Chavelo

Member
Nice try, but I already raged at my coworker this morning... Good luck on everyone else here tho, OP!

EDIT: Let's see how many people fall for this...
 

jarosh

Member
this is the most obvious troll in the history of the internet. how are you guys falling for this? jesus christ.
 

Borman

Member
Jmac71 said:
So you ran over his dog, in his driveway, and want him to pay for it? GTFO!

Exactly! I dont see him volunteering any potential vet bills or even apologizing for hitting a man's animal ;/
 

Raide

Member
Stairs said:
I did not bother to check for it when pulling out of my driveway and in to his, because the dog has never been let out before. So, when I pulled into his driveway, I ran the stupid thing over--I was already going pretty fast, too.

Ouch.
 

edbrat

Member
if this somehow isn't a windup post which it just must be....you should have checked the driveway before backing in and while backing in so its your fault without a doubt. Could have been a person instead of a dog on that drive.
 

yencid

Member
you are the kind of person that Gaf laughs at all the time. Do something stupid and then sue for doing something stupid.
 

Enco

Member
Inflammable Slinky said:
5/10 Be more subtle. Stuff like "I assumed he would apologize and would reimburse me for the damage to my car. Again, I was wrong." gives you away.
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Thanks for the laugh :)
 

Cyan

Banned
OP, I've posted with docpan, I knew docpan, docpan was a fellow member of mine.

OP, you are no docpan.
 

GDGF

Soothsayer
Well, the only good thing about this joke post is the fact that animals hit a soft spot (no pun intended) for many people. I'm guessing he was going for auto rage (again, NPI) without people thinking the events through.
 

W Hudson

Member
As an attorney if you came into my office with this claim, I would politely tell you to get the fuck out.

But I sincerely doubt that this is a real post.
 
jarosh said:
this is the most obvious troll in the history of the internet. how are you guys falling for this? jesus christ.

He might just be a sociopath for all we know. Derived some kind of sexual pleasure from killing the dog that was off-set by the minor damage to his car.

Though, I decided not to fall for it.
 

NoRéN

Member
Stairs said:
I love my car, I really do. It's a beautiful 2003 Ford Taurus that I've kept in pristine condition since it was handed down to me by generous parents. I've put a lot of money and work into her over the past half-decade. Custom interior, great sound system, some engine tweaks, a tasteful set of rims--none of that spinner shit--you name it, I've put it in there. Not too brag, but it was a veritable pussy-magnet.
I have never needed the lol faces as much as I do now.
 
Stairs said:
I love my car, I really do. It's a beautiful 2003 Ford Taurus that I've kept in pristine condition since it was handed down to me by generous parents. I've put a lot of money and work into her over the past half-decade. Custom interior, great sound system, some engine tweaks, a tasteful set of rims--none of that spinner shit--you name it, I've put it in there. Not too brag, but it was a veritable pussy-magnet.
Haha, yeah. I bet.
 

Chavelo

Member
Man, I remember back in the day when I used to troll chat rooms... Back then, I used to actually work at it... Now scrubs like this guy go around and mess it up for the rest of us...

Like... he's trying to troll the trolls...

:lol
 
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