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Legal-Age: My neighbor's dog has damaged my car.

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JGS

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I suspect it's fake except that when I worked claims we had people trying to sue dogs all the time.

The sad part is that a dog getting hit is considered Property Damage and only gets the value of replacing it with like, kind, & quality.

God forbid you have a mutt under that condition.
 

iNvid02

Member
stop being so late...

why would you sue him, your the dumbass who was late, used his driveway and ran over his dog
 

drohne

hyperbolically metafictive
maybe he's trolling us by elaborately concocting what appears to be an inept troll post and sitting back and laughing while we all point out that his troll post is a troll post

have you considered that possibility
 
drohne said:
maybe he's trolling us by elaborately concocting what appears to be an inept troll post and sitting back and laughing while we all point out that his troll post is a troll post

have you considered that possibility
THE TROLL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

Alternative: Escher's troll.
 

Cyan

Banned
drohne said:
maybe he's trolling us by elaborately concocting what appears to be an inept troll post and sitting back and laughing while we all point out that his troll post is a troll post

have you considered that possibility
Whoa... meta-trolling!

It's a whole new level.
 

HiResDes

Member
drohne said:
maybe he's trolling us by elaborately concocting what appears to be an inept troll post and sitting back and laughing while we all point out that his troll post is a troll post

have you considered that possibility

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Stairs

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Vandiger said:
Too fucking obvious when you wrote 2003 Ford Taurus. Try to be a little more subtle OP


What? I love my car? I've put at least $1400 dollars in it. And that much, or more, in sentimental value.
 

Mad Max

Member
I caught myself checking if the OP was docpan after reading through the half the OP. But then I remembered that he is atleast subtle enough to actually fool some posters.
 

Joates

Banned
Stairs said:
So, the story: This morning, I'm leaving my house for work, and I'm running late--which is an all together common occurrence. In order to combat my habitual lateness, I pull into my driveway headlights first whenever I park, and I just back into my neighbor's driveway across the street. That way, I'll be able to pull out of my driveway and be on my way to work at lightning speeds.


This part makes absolutely no sense (along with most of the op).

Why don't you try backing into your own driveway? You know, that way you actually could pull out of your driveway...
 

Stairs

Banned
Joates said:
This part makes absolutely no sense (along with most of the op).

Why don't you try backing into your own driveway?


Because I suck at it. I once hit my mailbox trying it. It was just easier to back straight into my neighbor's driveway.
 
Joates said:
This part makes absolutely no sense (along with most of the op).

Why don't you try backing into your own driveway? You know, that way you actually could pull out of your driveway...
Because he's not a very bright troll.
 

HeySeuss

Member
The funniest part was putting 2003 Ford Taurus in the same sentence as the term "pussy magnet".

For that to be true, he should have ran over a cat in the story.
 

BlazeDSM

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Shick Brithouse said:
The funniest part was putting 2003 Ford Taurus in the same sentence as the term "pussy magnet".

For that to be true, he should have ran over a cat in the story.

I said the same thing
 

Tapiozona

Banned
Looks like someone read the epic trolls thread and was inspired. Too bad he didn't read it thoroughly and see that the mods in it said they banned people who created them.

You post isn't even believable. People who respond with real answers are as stupid as the OP. Actually worse.
 

Joates

Banned
Stairs said:
Because I suck at it. I once hit my mailbox trying it. It was just easier to back straight into my neighbor's driveway.


So why don't you just sue him for a parking spot in his driveway?
 

Dali

Member
Bread said:
I knew it was a joke post at this point
Lol, I was going to say the same thing. Bubble Taurus gave you away, dude. May as well have said it was an Aztek for all the subtlety you used.
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Triple U account suicide: Unfunny, Uninspired, Unreadable.

Anyone who makes even half an attempt to make a serious reply should be mocked relentlessly for being gullible troll targets.
 
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