It's Daddy's career day in little Johnny's kindergarten class, and all of the kids have their dads in to tell what they do for a living. You have your assortment of office workers, policemen, firemen, etc. Everyone has brought their dad- everyone except little Johnny.
"Little Johnny," says the teacher. "Was your father unable to make it to class for career day today?"
"Yes ma'am," little Johnny mumbles.
"Well, could you at least tell us what he does for a living?" the teacher asks.
Little Johnny stands up, shoulders slumped and eyes downcast. "Well," he begins, "my father is a nude dancer at a gay mens club. Sometimes, if he gets offered enough money, he'll take men out into the alley behind the club and have sex with them."
Horrified, the teacher grabs little Johnny and drags him out into the hallway. "Little Johnny, is that true? Because if it is, I feel that I should call the folks at dfacs."
Johnny sighs and says, "No, it's not true. My dad's really a lawyer, but I didn't want to say that in front of the class."
"Oh," the teacher says knowingly. "You poor thing!"
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You can also substitute lawyer for any other undesirable profession: Crossfire host, Atlanta Hawks basketball player, NASA employee, or Nintendo of America employee.
