http://www.frontiersla.com/frontiers-blog/2014/08/03/alexis-arquette-spills-secrets-to-jackie-beat
JACKIE BEAT: If this were speed dating, how would you describe yourself to a complete stranger in just one sentence?
ALEXIS ARQUETTE: Bleached golden goddess with delusions of grandeur needs to be put in her place.
JB: If you could watch only one movie every single day for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
AA: The Party starring Peter Sellers and Claudine Im not just another Astrud Gilberto carbon copy! I will shoot my Olympic skier boyfriend for cheating on me! Longet. This film is full of camp and kitsch but doesnt leave a sticky shower-worthy film on me like Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.
JB: Complete the sentence: I could not live without
AA: False lashes, coconut water and hollandaise sauce.
JB: What celebrity would you like to have wild, passionate, dirty animal sex with?
AA: Jon Hamm.
JB: Describe, in detail, your death row meal.
AA: Filet of beef au poivre cooked medium-well; potatoes au gratin; asparagus; tomato bruschetta; Cobb salad with vegetarian bacon bits, because I dont want to end up in Halal or Kosher Hell; and deep-fried dulce de leche ice cream topped with caramel
and the governors semen.
JB: If you could come back in your next life as anyone or anything, who or what would you be?
AA: A leafy male sea dragon. An exotic seahorse that is impregnated by his female mate. Or Ursula Andress!
JB: Share your favorite beauty tip with us.
AA: Raw lavender in a hot tub. Isnt comfort true beauty? And dip acrylic wigs in curlers into boiling water for a permanent press!
JB: Tell me a secret!
AA: I had sex with Jared Leto back when I was presenting as a male. And, yes, its not only massive; its like a Praetorian Guards helmet.