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[alvmew]

bestdayever.quote

I hate you so much right now.

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I want a hot gym boyfriend too damn it! ;____;

I wonder how many lgbt+ people are more interested in sex than emotional intimacy.

Sometimes it seems like all of them. Haven't been able to get a date in seven months, but god knows I could get laid in like half an hour if I wanted to. Sucks.

Welp, finally came out to my mum.

She's fine with it thankfully, she just wondered why it took me so long to tell her. I was kinda waiting for the right time, but the subject just never really came up. I only ended up telling her today because she let slip that she thought I was asexual (apparently I was hiding my sexuality a little too well ) so I took the opportunity to correct her.

I don't know why I found it so difficult tbh, my family has never been particularly religious or homophobic, I just never had the guts to bring the subject up out of nowhere.

Still, it's a huge weight off my mind, and telling the rest of the family will be much easier now

Yay! Congrats!

 

[daripad]

Yes, Hippie betrayed his own and became Seath the Scaleless.

lol what? I NEVER noticed, this news came out of nowhere lol

 

[Ty4on]

hobo?

I believe so, just checked the previous thread
Why the name change Hippie?

That guy...

He's a scumbag.

There you go. Was probably easy to miss.

 

[dragonlife]

Yes, Hippie betrayed his own and became Seath the Scaleless.

Lore bombs dropping.

 

[Xaltheron]

Thanks guys ^_^

I can definately understand where some of you are coming from with not making a big deal out of it. I think for me it was important because I'm still living with my parents atm and planning to dip my feet into the dating scene soon, and I'd rather not have to lie about what I'm doing, I don't like keeping secrets like that from them (plus I'm a shit liar anyway ).

She's actually encouraging me to go out and find a nice boyfriend already. I'm just like, yeah, let me solve my unemployment problem first then I'll tackle my singleness

 

[Dead Prince]

omg, this thread makes so much more sense now that I know HippieHobo -> Seath

Now the story makes it more deli ious

 

[Kater]

Thanks guys ^_^

I can definately understand where some of you are coming from with not making a big deal out of it. I think for me it was important because I'm still living with my parents atm and planning to dip my feet into the dating scene soon, and I'd rather not have to lie about what I'm doing, I don't like keeping secrets like that from them (plus I'm a shit liar anyway ).

She's actually encouraging me to go out and find a nice boyfriend already. I'm just like, yeah, let me solve my unemployment problem first then I'll tackle my singleness

You should find a rich guy, then you don't need to find a job.

Problem solved, easy.

 

[Kevyt]

Isn't he Seath now?

I wish Gravelord Nito was here as well as the Bed of Chaos.

Yes, Hippie betrayed his own and became Seath the Scaleless.

Evict: Hal-ee

I hate you so much right now.

Spoiler

I want a hot gym boyfriend too damn it! ;____;

It seems he's more interested in hooking up than having something like a boyfriend relationship.

So no boyfriend.

omg, this thread makes so much more sense now that I know HippieHobo -> Seath

I missed replying to your previous post but I wanted to say you're really pretty. I'm sure your even prettier under the Hawaiian sun

Thanks guys ^_^

I can definately understand where some of you are coming from with not making a big deal out of it. I think for me it was important because I'm still living with my parents atm and planning to dip my feet into the dating scene soon, and I'd rather not have to lie about what I'm doing, I don't like keeping secrets like that from them (plus I'm a shit liar anyway ).

She's actually encouraging me to go out and find a nice boyfriend already. I'm just like, yeah, let me solve my unemployment problem first then I'll tackle my singleness

I'm so happy for you! I'm glad it went well. That definitely is smart so when you have a bf you can take him out to dinner.

Now the story makes it more deli ious

Spoiler

Insert

Spoiler

insert Asian

joke.

 

[Dead Prince]

Is it wrong spreading my legs at the gym because you know a guy is looking at you? (Y) btw. Was doijgn shoulder press so I was just planting my feet on the floor

 

[scarlet]

Is it wrong spreading my legs at the gym because you know a guy is looking at you? (Y) btw. Was doijgn shoulder press so I was just planting my feet on the floor

So you're the guy Seath has been flirting with.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

So you're the guy Seath has been flirting with.

i think so too

 

[Dead Prince]

So you're the guy Seath has been flirting with.

The scary thing is the guy im messing with probably the same race. But seaths guy actually has a body lol
But in the end my guy leaned back and was adjusting his sweats. But from where I was sitting his sugar daddy came and they left. I think he's in trouble

 

[Kevyt]

The scary thing is the guy im messing with probably the same race. But seaths guy actually has a body lol
But in the end my guy leaned back and was adjusting his sweats. But from where I was sitting his sugar daddy came and they left. I think he's in trouble

How do you know they're Mexicans? Can you tell by looking at them? lol

I'm jelly tbh... There are no Mexicans here.

 

[Deleted member 465307]

How do you know they're Mexicans? Can you tell by looking at them? lol

I'm jelly tbh... There are no Mexicans here.

Come to California. There are lots of cute ones.

 

[daripad]

Come to California. There are lots of cute ones.

No, he has to come to Mexico, there are a lot of mexicans here

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lol

 

[Dead Prince]

How do you know they're Mexicans? Can you tell by looking at them? lol

I'm jelly tbh... There are no Mexicans here.

Research. I Have my eyes on a few mexicans. Hit me like a pinata as one would say

 

[Delio]

You guys and your gym men. One day I'll come in with a bookstore man story.

 

[Haly]

You guys and your gym men. One day I'll come in with a bookstore man story.

I was at the bookstore today and decided to stay past six. I usually try to go in there early. It's always packed in there at that time but that's when all the good looking graduates come or so it seems.

Now this guy I've only seen him a few times and he is always browsing the Foreign Literature section. He's in the bookstore consistently and he has amazing taste in books. I've seen him at the in-store cafe and he has a stack of Dostoyevsky and Proust. I've seen posers reading Dostoyevsky but Proust not so much for some reason. He's really good looking. He has that urban chic look and great reading posture. He doesn't really talk to many people he just reads his foreign lit (in the original language) and leaves.

 

[Thequietone]

Seems like every guy just wants a one night fuck or fwb situation. Shouldn't be that hard to find a bf. :/

/drunk post

 

[DOWN]

Edit: don't be slacking on the new page

Bonus:

I love Wendy's so much.

Same. It's next on my list for fast food. I have to have a rotating list since I don't go on impulse. Though I drove real slow past McDonald's tonight.

Walking out of the office for lunch and theres this guy sitting in the lobby. We make eye contact and I break contact. I feel like hes still looking so I look again and hes still looking at me. I push the elevator button and still feel his eyes on me so I look again and hes still looking at me. Id like to think in another setting Id have found a reason to talk to him. Plus if he was sitting in the lobby he was either a client or interviewing for a job. Both of which seemed like dangerous situations to get involved in.

If you find out theres no conflict of interest, see if you can get a HippieHobo/Seathe gym story out of it.

I keep on being evasive about it, to the point where my family doesn't know whether I'm gay, straight, bisexual, or asexual. I think they are more leaning towards either bi or asexual. I dunno why I don't tell them. I keep on thinking I'll just let it be known once/if I have a boyfriend.

I hear waiting for a boyfriend is a bad idea because ignorant folk often blame the boyfriend for 'turning' you if they didn't think you were gay before.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Same. It's next on my list for fast food. I have to have a rotating list since I don't go on impulse. Though I drove real slow past McDonald's tonight.

 

[DOWN]

I know McD is hurting and also I really want a frozen Strawberry Lemonade

 

[Delio]

Dream guy.

 

[DOWN]

Credit card rewards are my thrill.

 

[Symphonia]

I can't remenber the last time I used my credit card.

 

[hateradio]

Credit card rewards are my thrill.

I got an Amex recently. . . but the basic one (ErryDay CredCarT), and I don't know why my points don't work. I'm supposed to get a point per dollar, but then I don't see any. 😔

 

[unity of the void]

I got an Amex recently. . . but the basic one (ErryDay CredCarT), and I don't know why my points don't work. I'm supposed to get a point per dollar, but then I don't see any. 😔

The points take a while to become active, like 30-90 days usually.

 

[DOWN]

I got an Amex recently. . . but the basic one (ErryDay CredCarT), and I don't know why my points don't work. I'm supposed to get a point per dollar, but then I don't see any. 😔

My cards don't show points until the statement is finalized for the month.

 

[Deleted member 465307]

Someone I first met a couple years ago just told me they're questioning their sexuality. It seems more like they already know the truth but are struggling with acceptance.

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To be honest, I expected this after the first time I met them.

I'm the first person they told.

I feel so fuzzy and warm helping someone join our community. It's been a while since I've gotten the chance to do this.

 

[DOWN]

Thanks guys ^_^

I can definately understand where some of you are coming from with not making a big deal out of it. I think for me it was important because I'm still living with my parents atm and planning to dip my feet into the dating scene soon, and I'd rather not have to lie about what I'm doing, I don't like keeping secrets like that from them (plus I'm a shit liar anyway ).

She's actually encouraging me to go out and find a nice boyfriend already. I'm just like, yeah, let me solve my unemployment problem first then I'll tackle my singleness

My parents are a bit conservative so I felt like it wasn't going to be something to gloss over for the first time in conversation and I told them when I was going back for my next semester of college and didn't want to worry anymore about them seeing a Facebook comment or something. So they were the first people I told and it wasn't bad but it wasn't a small conversation either. It's been a good thing overall.

Glad it went well for you and enjoy breathing a little easier.

Someone I first met a couple years ago just told me they're questioning their sexuality. It seems more like they already know the truth but are struggling with acceptance.

Spoiler

To be honest, I expected this after the first time I met them.

I'm the first person they told.

I feel so fuzzy and warm helping someone join our community. It's been a while since I've gotten the chance to do this.

They know you're not straight too? Nice that they have someone to speak to and send them over if they reveal that they are on GAF.

 

[Dany]

I can't remenber the last time I used my credit card.

Wasting it all on snapchat?

 

[Vitanimus]

I've been binge watching Steven universe since last night and it makes me sick how charming and cute it is

 

[Symphonia]

So todays headline in The Sun is about a married lesbian couple who are both pregnant by the same donor they met on the internet. I think it's brilliant. My mother, however, made a comment how sick it is. Either way you look at it, it's a very homophobic comment to make. I was in complete disbelief at how someone I'm related to could be so goddamn homophobic. I just told her I had to go and hung up.

Either she finds the fact they're married sick or she finds the fact a gay couple are having kids is sick. I've never really got along with my mother but I am so ashamed to be related to her right now. And, honestly, it's making me glad I haven't come out to my family.

I'm genuinely upset.

Wasting it all on snapchat?

I don't get it.

 

[DOWN]

Shoutout to Tom Cruise for doing another rad job on Mission Impossible according to the 91% on RottenTomatoes

Wasting it all on snapchat?

I don't get this either

 

[Shokifer]

When people call what is essentially an act of love disgusting I utterly lose respect for them as human beings, and they're unlikely to ever get it back. Of course my sympathy for any of their struggles is compromised also.

 

[Berordn]

When people call what is essentially an act of love disgusting I utterly lose respect for them as human beings, and they're unlikely to ever get it back. Of course my sympathy for any of their struggles is compromised also.

...storytime?

 

[Symphonia]

When people call what is essentially an act of love disgusting I utterly lose respect for them as human beings, and they're unlikely to ever get it back. Of course my sympathy for any of their struggles is compromised also.

Context is key, my good man.

 

[Shokifer]

...storytime?

Nope, just half my life on the internet, followed by knowledge of real life injustices (incidentally frequenting lgbt news sites is a great way to get depressed), adds up to me becoming a seething pile of hatred. If some people can be so utterly devoid of empathy that they consider a group that never did anything to them "disgusting"purely because of fucking love then why should I show any empathy to them? Fucking ignorant pricks.

I don't even care what people call me. It's the knowledge of the suffering of others, along with people adding to that with the "gays are ew" routine that just makes my blood boil.

 

[Touchdown]

on that note I want to say completely sincerely that I was definitely in the "where the eff is HippieHobo I miss him" camp when you mysteriously transformed, bb

love this gif, cheers

 

[User 73706]

Nope, just half my life on the internet, followed by knowledge of real life injustices (incidentally frequenting lgbt news sites is a great way to get depressed), adds up to me becoming a seething pile of hatred. If some people can be so utterly devoid of empathy that they consider a group that never did anything to them "disgusting"purely because of fucking love then why should I show any empathy to them? Fucking ignorant pricks.

I don't even care what people call me. It's the knowledge of the suffering of others, along with people adding to that with the "gays are ew" routine that just makes my blood boil.

Yeah, lack of empathy and ignorance regarding the dichotomy of objectivity and subjectivity (not to mention a crippling lack of self-awareness) can make the internet a terrible place sometimes.

 

[Kevyt]

Oh, are the showers, like, individual stalls?

we want more stories!

Individual stalls, yup.

I got an interesting one with some drama from a while ago...

You know what, I actually feel bad for like going to the gym with other purposes other than exercising. xD

But when I think about it, lots of people in that gym hookup with one another. One example would be friend, she is a player! So I don't feel that guilty when I think about it.

That was brilliant, but still it doesn't change things between us one bit.

With that said,

EVICT: Hal-ee

 

[Dead Prince]

Individual stalls, yup.

I got an interesting one with some drama from a while ago...

You know what, I actually feel bad for like going to the gym with other purposes other than exercising. xD

But when I think about it, lots of people in that gym hookup with one another. One example would be friend, she is a player! So I don't feel that guilty when I think about it.



That was brilliant, but still it doesn't change things between us one bit.

With that said,

EVICT: Hal-ee

can't spell sexercise without exercise. don't let anyone say otherwise

 

[mantidor]

Of course Seath is HippieHobo I feel dumb for not realizing it before.

So todays headline in The Sun is about a married lesbian couple who are both pregnant by the same donor they met on the internet. I think it's brilliant. My mother, however, made a comment how sick it is. Either way you look at it, it's a very homophobic comment to make. I was in complete disbelief at how someone I'm related to could be so goddamn homophobic. I just told her I had to go and hung up.

Either she finds the fact they're married sick or she finds the fact a gay couple are having kids is sick. I've never really got along with my mother but I am so ashamed to be related to her right now. And, honestly, it's making me glad I haven't come out to my family.

I'm genuinely upset.


I don't get it.

Maybe she is more freaked out about the "threesome" of sorts going on there.

I've found that people are not as homophobic as I initially thought, these special cases reported by sensationalist news outlets are not a good indicator of people's true opinions, they are reacting to something shocking and strange to them being reported in the most sensationalist way possible.

 

[wingwah]

sorry if this is too explicit for the forum, but does anyone have any tips on how to find gloryholes. I'm discreet and paranoid about diseases so I'm confused on how to find one.

 

[Dead Prince]

sorry if this is explicit for the forum, but does anyone have any tips on how to find gloryholes. I'd like to experiment in sucking but I'm paranoid about diseases and discretion

Wouldn't using a gloryhole just increase the chances of diseases though.

 

[Haly]

Wouldn't using a gloryhole just increase the chances of diseases though.

Yeah...

I think you're kind of mixing things up here, wingwah.

 

[Symphonia]

Maybe she is more freaked out about the "threesome" of sorts going on there.

Nah, it's the idea of a child having two mothers that she finds so sickening. I asked her what her stance would be if it were two guys and she said the same applies. Her reasoning is that God created humans and granted us the ability to recreate under the belief that only a man and a woman should have a child, not a same-sex couple. To do that is to against God's will, and the child - and the parents - are considered abominations. It's sick. I called her the abomination and hung up.

 

[wingwah]

Wouldn't using a gloryhole just increase the chances of diseases though.

yeah you're right. I guess option two would be a circle blow bang.

 

[Haly]

I'm not sure what's discrete about that. At that point you might as well hit up Tinder for flings because your proposed alternatives seem all the more extreme and risky.

 

[Dead Prince]

yeah you're right. I guess option two would be a circle blow bang.

I cNt tell of this is legit or sarcasm. Let's just find you a gay best friend that will let you suck their dick
Just suck a bamama. It's like the real thing but you can swallot it when you're done