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LGBTQIA+ |OT8| PrEPare Yourself.

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Golnei

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I do find it fascinating how Dragon's Dogma has suddenly become flavor of the moment on NeoGAF despite it being basically ignored when it released.

I don't think it's that surprising - though the original game flew under the radar, not helped by its marketing, release window, technical flaws and offputting design decisions; with a dedicated fanbase evangelising about its strengths for years, it makes sense that a solid discounted PC port of the updated rerelease would do well, at least in enthusiast echo chambers.
 

Elitist1945

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I don't think I've posted a Bruno Mars GIF since OT6, so on that note:

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Why does a Mormon need a cell phone
Ok idk how NSFW I can be, so I'll use spoilers for the naughty bits.

So, he was Mormon and my lab partner in Biology. He asked for my number so we could help eachother "study." I was dubious from the start. Anyway, so I get a text one night from him, saying that he heard I was gay, and he asked all these weird questions about how I knew, what I had done with guys, etc. Then, out of nowhere, he asked for pics, and I was like, "No, Dude."

This behavior continues for like a month, the whole time him telling me that he's confused and didn't know if he was or not. He said that if I just sent him pics, it would solve the problem for him. Of course I told him that's not how it works, but he wouldn't listen. After a little more, he asks if I would send him pics if he sent me some. I agreed even though I didn't like him.

Here's the stupid part.
He sent me a pic of his flaccid penis!
Like, WTF. I lied and told him it was hot. He wasn't very attractive, but as we agreed, I sent him
a pic with an actual boner like any sane male would do
and a shirtless pic. Anyway, that's my sexting experience. :-/
 
Ok idk how NSFW I can be, so I'll use spoilers for the naughty bits.

So, he was Mormon and my lab partner in Biology. He asked for my number so we could help eachother "study." I was dubious from the start. Anyway, so I get a text one night from him, saying that he heard I was gay, and he asked all these weird questions about how I knew, what I had done with guys, etc. Then, out of nowhere, he asked for pics, and I was like, "No, Dude."

This behavior continues for like a month, the whole time him telling me that he's confused and didn't know if he was or not. He said that if I just sent him pics, it would solve the problem for him. Of course I told him that's not how it works, but he wouldn't listen. After a little more, he asks if I would send him pics if he sent me some. I agreed even though I didn't like him.

Here's the stupid part.
He sent me a pic of his flaccid penis!
Like, WTF. I lied and told him it was hot. He wasn't very attractive, but as we agreed, I sent him
a pic with an actual boner like any sane male would do
and a shirtless pic. Anyway, that's my sexting experience. :-/
Is this latter days sequel
 

Elitist1945

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Ok idk how NSFW I can be, so I'll use spoilers for the naughty bits.

So, he was Mormon and my lab partner in Biology. He asked for my number so we could help eachother "study." I was dubious from the start. Anyway, so I get a text one night from him, saying that he heard I was gay, and he asked all these weird questions about how I knew, what I had done with guys, etc. Then, out of nowhere, he asked for pics, and I was like, "No, Dude."

This behavior continues for like a month, the whole time him telling me that he's confused and didn't know if he was or not. He said that if I just sent him pics, it would solve the problem for him. Of course I told him that's not how it works, but he wouldn't listen. After a little more, he asks if I would send him pics if he sent me some. I agreed even though I didn't like him.

Here's the stupid part.
He sent me a pic of his flaccid penis!
Like, WTF. I lied and told him it was hot. He wasn't very attractive, but as we agreed, I sent him
a pic with an actual boner like any sane male would do
and a shirtless pic. Anyway, that's my sexting experience. :-/

My only sexting experience is exchanging nudes with my 'straight' best friend. Well, former best friend lol.
 

RatskyWatsky

Hunky Nostradamus

thanks i'll check these out later <3

Ok idk how NSFW I can be, so I'll use spoilers for the naughty bits.

So, he was Mormon and my lab partner in Biology. He asked for my number so we could help eachother "study." I was dubious from the start. Anyway, so I get a text one night from him, saying that he heard I was gay, and he asked all these weird questions about how I knew, what I had done with guys, etc. Then, out of nowhere, he asked for pics, and I was like, "No, Dude."

This behavior continues for like a month, the whole time him telling me that he's confused and didn't know if he was or not. He said that if I just sent him pics, it would solve the problem for him. Of course I told him that's not how it works, but he wouldn't listen. After a little more, he asks if I would send him pics if he sent me some. I agreed even though I didn't like him.

Here's the stupid part.
He sent me a pic of his flaccid penis!
Like, WTF. I lied and told him it was hot. He wasn't very attractive, but as we agreed, I sent him
a pic with an actual boner like any sane male would do
and a shirtless pic. Anyway, that's my sexting experience. :-/

how did he respond after that
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
My only sexting experience is exchanging nudes with my 'straight' best friend. Well, former best friend lol.

Lol I did webcam sites and Skype. Wouldn't shock me to find something out there on the web but my face won't be seen anyway. LOL
 
My only sexting experience is exchanging nudes with my 'straight' best friend. Well, former best friend lol.
This could be hot. I hope he didn't send you
nasty flaccid dong shots,
though. I swear it was like a health class diagram or something.
thanks i'll check these out later <3



how did he respond after that
He started acting really strange after. He said he wanted to come over to my house after, but I told him I like visiting ppl at their houses instead. He said his Mom was always home, so he didn't want me coming there. Nothing ended up happening until he texted me like a year later telling me he was horny and wanted a bj, but he was in Florida. Then, when he came back from Florida, he said he was 'straight.' I laughed and asked why he wanted a bj from me then, and he said that he was just extra horny then and not in his right senses. After that I just stopped talking forever.
 

RatskyWatsky

Hunky Nostradamus
This could be hot. I hope he didn't send you
nasty flaccid dong shots,
though. I swear it was like a health class diagram or something.

watchu got against flaccid ds

He started acting really strange after. He said he wanted to come over to my house after, but I told him I like visiting ppl at their houses instead. He said his Mom was always home, so he didn't want me coming there. Nothing ended up happening until he texted me like a year later telling me he was horny and wanted a bj, but he was in Florida. Then, when he came back from Florida, he said he was 'straight.' I laughed and asked why he wanted a bj from me then, and he said that he was just extra horny then and not in his right senses. After that I just stopped talking forever.

that's actually kind of sad
 

RatskyWatsky

Hunky Nostradamus
You're right Ratsky.

You're always so right.

xoxox

xo

Do ppl actually do that? What on earth could be arousing about a flaccid peen? By definition, it isn't sexually exciting. Flaccid dong is only hot when it's bulging and bouncing in sweatpants.

???

by definition pecs and abs aren't sexually exciting
by definition boobs aren't sexually exciting
by definition butts aren't sexually exciting

like, you might not find it sexually exciting but that doesn't mean there aren't plenty of people who do

i mean really pamplemousse
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
by definition pecs and abs aren't sexually exciting
by definition boobs aren't sexually exciting
by definition butts aren't sexually exciting

like, you might not find it sexually exciting but that doesn't mean there aren't plenty of people who do

i mean really pamplemousse

Disintegrate ha!
 
???

by definition pecs and abs aren't sexually exciting
by definition boobs aren't sexually exciting
by definition butts aren't sexually exciting

like, you might not find it sexually exciting but that doesn't mean there aren't plenty of people who do

i mean really pamplemousse
Ratsky continues his reign as best poster in the thread lol .
 
Look. Lets leave pamplemoussee alone. We should accept everyone even with their faults. Let's be a community of loving and understsnding people we truly are.
 
Look. Lets leave pamplemoussee alone. We should accept everyone even with their faults. Let's be a community of loving and understsnding people we truly are.
I don't think I'm at fault here. If one is faced with the task of taking a dong shot, and has the option to do it flaccid or bonerfied, why oh why would you do it flaccid? I just don't get it. If you guys like it, that's great. If you're getting a dong shot from me, though, you can be sure it'll be rock hard and throbbing for you. &#9996;&#127996;&#65039;
 
I don't think that a story that vanilla can be considered nsfw.
What's wrong with flaccid peen?

And do people actually want a title change?
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
I don't think that a story that vanilla can be considered nsfw.
What's wrong with flaccid peen?

And do people actually want a title change?

If everyone is ok with that change I suppose its fine. I personally wouldnt do that to an user.
 
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