HA, screw all you implant experts... I'll say it for like the fifth time, not all augmentations are equal, just cause a 5 dollar stripper's tits look horrible doesn't mean all fake ones hang like mini basketballs.
Ok I admit, I'm 26 and find her very hot in the "slutty stripper" type of way. I know she'd be terrible person and totally notlike me in any way, but I'd still pound the hell out of the little slut.
If you guys actually watched last night's episode of That 70s Show, you'd know Lohan doesn't look any different. Those breasts, fake or real, were on display in a relatively tight shirt. Nothing has changed. It's not even debatable.