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[Gantz]

How did she morph from this?

To this in such a short period of time?

 

[Docpan]

Um, probably because a lot can change in 7+ years.

 

[mr.beers]

**fap fap fap fap

 

[SD-Ness]

The power of God.

 

[soundwave05]

Uh, because girls go through certain changes between the ages of 11 and 18?

 

[COCKLES]

She got big titties!

 

[Orange]

Puberty. You'll learn soon enough. I know it's scarey, but it's perfectly normal to grow fur in places you've never grown fur before.

 

[Lathentar]

Puberty.

 

[Firest0rm]

Um, probably because a lot can change in 7+ years in surgical advancements

 

[Guzim]

 

[Docpan]

Now that literally EVERYONE is drooling over her, I can't stand to even look at her anymore.... It's always like that with me...

 

[Jim Bowie]

Now that literally EVERYONE is drooling over her, I can't stand to even look at her anymore.... It's always like that with me...

When did you gush over her? When she was 16 or so in Freaky Friday?

 

[Gantz]

It just blows my mind. It's like all my sister's friends are all grown up now and are all hot. I must be getting old :lol

 

[Naked Snake]

This is what she'll look like in 20 years

Seriously if you have seen "The Forgotten", in the flashback scenes when she's running toward her son or whatever, she looks SO MUCH like Lohan it's uncanny.

 

[Miguel]

When did you gush over her? When she was 16 or so in Freaky Friday?

...yes.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Absolut Fap

...yes.

Don't feel bad. We live in an age where girls develop faster and are sexualized faster, yet the laws stay the same. We also live in an age where technology develops faster and download speeds get faster, yet again, the laws stay the same.

Let's all move to Canada.

 

[LizardKing]

through the miracle of make-up

 

[MIMIC]

through the miracle of make-up

Oh my fucking God. She is so fucking pHOToshoped!

 

[hXc_thugg]

This is what she'll look like in 20 years

Seriously if you have seen "The Forgotten", in the flashback scenes when she's running toward her son or whatever, she looks SO MUCH like Lohan it's uncanny.

Julianne Moore is still hot.

 

[evilromero]

Because she has an ungodly amount of make-up on. Freckles like that don't just disappear. That's work of Bobbie Brown my friend.

 

[The Interrobanger]

This is what she'll look like in 20 years

Seriously if you have seen "The Forgotten", in the flashback scenes when she's running toward her son or whatever, she looks SO MUCH like Lohan it's uncanny.

Seen Boogie Nights lately?

 

[TAJ]

>>>This is what she'll look like in 20 years<<<

The way she's living, she'll be lucky to look like that in 10 years. She's already wrinkling noticeably under the eyes.

 

[J2 Cool]

.

Oh Jeez... *fap*

 

[Gek54]

>>>This is what she'll look like in 20 years<<<

The way she's living, she'll be lucky to look like that in 10 years. She's already wrinkling noticeably under the eyes.

She had bags under her eyes when she was 10.

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

My God, she has no belly button! She's a freak!

 

[Celicar]

nice fake titties i like

 

[The Shadow]

My God, she has no belly button! She's a freak!

She was created in a lab.

 

[TAJ]

I don't mean bags. I mean full-on crow's feet. She's not aging as fast as a crack whore, but she is aging at least as fast as Tara Reid.

 

[Che]

This is what she'll look like in 20 years

Seriously if you have seen "The Forgotten", in the flashback scenes when she's running toward her son or whatever, she looks SO MUCH like Lohan it's uncanny.

You killed my fap.

 

[Che]

My God, she has no belly button! She's a freak!

:lol WTF?

 

[Spectral Glider]

**fap fap fap fap

Here's a bigger one:

 

[ManDudeChild]

My God, she has no belly button! She's a freak!

Anyone remember that episode of The Simpsons where Homer's cloned ...

 

[isamu]

If you think this is miraculous......

Spoiler

wait til you see Lemurnator in 7 years!

*runs*

 

[Socreges]

Belly buttons are considered "imperfections" these days. A misfiguration at birth. They air-brushed it out. And if contemporary high school is any indication, eyebrows are the next to go.

 

[God's Hand]

If you think this is miraculous......

Spoiler

wait til you see Lemurnator in 7 years!

*runs*

isamu, you're seriously deranged and mentally unfit to be living.

Is Lindsay Lohan the one that was on Ellen recently? She was terrible...

 

[God's Hand]

Belly buttons are considered "imperfections" these days. A misfiguration at birth. They air-brushed it out. And if contemporary high school is any indication, eyebrows are the next to go.

Her belly button is covered by her shirt. I see belly buttons all the time on model photos and Playboy. Girls who get rid of their eyebrows are nuts. They look like clowns.

 

[Crispy]

A while ago I was looking at that music video with Jojo and Bow wow and I thought: dayum, that girls looks pretty hot. Then at the end of the song I saw it was Jojo and I was like....oh the noes! I thought a fourteen year old is hot! Then I thought of my little sister who is eleven years old...I'll always protect her of horny guys who want to go out with her when she is a bit older and goes into puberty!!

 

[isamu]

isamu, you're seriously deranged and mentally unfit to be living.

Is Lindsay Lohan the one that was on Ellen recently? She was terrible...

Put a sock in it Don. There is nothing "deranged" about what I said.

 

[fallout]

Then I thought of my little sister who is eleven years old...I'll always protect her of horny guys who want to go out with her when she is a bit older and goes into puberty!!

This is why when I have kids, they'll have to be boys. Otherwise, I'm going to be way too overprotective.

 

[The Black Gelding]

My God, she has no belly button! She's a freak!

No, that doesn't mean she's a freak. It means she's a clone. Everyone knows that clones and robotoidmen don't have belly buttons. This is due to their unnatural gestation. She wasn't born of a woman, she was born of a machine. I bet it could run Photoshop pretty damn well.

 

[Naked Snake]

Julianne Moore is still hot.

I never said otherwise

Seen Boogie Nights lately?

Never actually, but I want to.

 

[GamerDiva]

A while ago I was looking at that music video with Jojo and Bow wow and I thought: dayum, that girls looks pretty hot. Then at the end of the song I saw it was Jojo and I was like....oh the noes! I thought a fourteen year old is hot!

She was 13 in that video.

 

[Laurent]

How did she morph from this?

To this in such a short period of time?

Fixed.

I know it's an old thread, but come on... It actually still is true today, but on a skinny side...

 

[Triumph]

EAT SOMETHING WOMAN

Dammit.

 

[J2 Cool]

*cries* No more threads please I think I'm gonna go have a pity fap now.

 

[Desperado]

*cries* No more threads please I think I'm gonna go have a pity fap now.

IAWTP...

=(

 

[ChrisReid]

That was a pretty sudden and hideous transformation.

 

[Rabid Wolverine]

Hard on suddenly goes soft.

Someone give this chick a KFC snaker burger.

 

[Rabid Wolverine]

*cries* No more threads please I think I'm gonna go have a pity fap now.

Theres substitutes out there.

http://www.jessica-alba.ws/complex.html

The day she goes lohanish thin is the day my head goes through the computer screen.

 

[MIMIC]

*cries* No more threads please I think I'm gonna go have a pity fap now.

Cryingwhilefapping.com