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Lindsey Lohans missing breasts thread...

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DjangoReinhardt

Thinks he should have been the one to kill Batman's parents.
Minotauro said:
Also, her boobs disappeared because she's been sick and she lost weight. She didn't have breast implants nor did she have breast implants removed.

:lol :lol :lol

And what disease is it that only targets boobie weight?
 

SKluck

Banned
Both Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan had Breast implants when they were each 17 years old. And both had them removed only after a year of having them.

THIS IS FACT. It's all the rage these days ya know.
 

AirBrian

Member
bob_arctor said:
Jennifer_Love_Hewitt_61.jpg

"Why thank you, they are real!"
You sir, speak the truth.

JLH > Lohan ...any day of the week.
 

J2 Cool

Member
Is it weird that I could SO see JLH as an old woman already though? That really bothers me. Guess I just have to concentrate on the boobies harder.
 

cloudwalking

300chf ain't shit to me
when i lost weight, my boobs got a bit smaller. it happens.

you can't target areas of weight loss, so it's possible that she could have lost a bit of her boobage from that. but it honestly looks like she's lost more than a cup size, and that would be really odd.
 

pj

Banned
DjangoReinhardt said:
:lol :lol :lol

And what disease is it that only targets boobie weight?

Boobs are made of fat and muscle. If you lose fat and/or muscle, your boobs get smaller. Just look at Renee Zellweger. In "me myself and irene" she was a 1/2 A at best, in "bridget jones' diary," she was like a B.
 

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
pj325is said:
Boobs are made of fat and muscle. If you lose fat and/or muscle, your boobs get smaller. Just look at Renee Zellweger. In "me myself and irene" she was a 1/2 A at best, in "bridget jones' diary," she was like a B.

Dude... we're talking more than a cup size in these pictures, first off. And second of all, the weight did leave from around the rest of Renee, while it left only one place on ms. lohan: her tits.

The only sickness that causes this much tit-weight loss is called Breast Cancer.
 
whytemyke said:
Dude... we're talking more than a cup size in these pictures, first off. And second of all, the weight did leave from around the rest of Renee, while it left only one place on ms. lohan: her tits.

The only sickness that causes this much tit-weight loss is called Breast Cancer.

Shame on you all for hating on Lindsay while she's fighting for her life! Her energy's drained, her hair's starting to fall out, her life's slowly slipping away from her, and all you guys can think about are the size of her breasts! You disgust me.
 

capslock

Is jealous of Matlock's emoticon
Yeah, it's a fact that breasts get smaller for girls if they've been sick, haven't you guys had a girlfriend or wife who.....oh wait, sorry, I forgot.
 

evil ways

Member
Same thing happened to the redhead Spice Girl. She had a huge rack, then lost some weight when she went solo and the titties went M.I.A
 

Boogie

Member
capslock said:
Yeah, it's a fact that breasts get smaller for girls if they've been sick, haven't you guys had a girlfriend or wife who.....oh wait, sorry, I forgot.

Hey! Screw you :p.......... :-/
 

Truelize

Steroid Distributor
Minotauro said:
Also, her boobs disappeared because she's been sick and she lost weight. She didn't have breast implants nor did she have breast implants removed.

You obviously have NO experience with the breast. You are no longer allowed to talk about breats on the internet until you see the error of your ways.
 

Aruarian Reflection

Chauffeur de la gdlk
whytemyke said:
Dude... we're talking more than a cup size in these pictures, first off. And second of all, the weight did leave from around the rest of Renee, while it left only one place on ms. lohan: her tits.

The only sickness that causes this much tit-weight loss is called Breast Cancer.

That doesn't even make sense. Breast cancer would increase the weight of the breast, what with all the metastasized cells.
 
On the flip side, breasts can also get bigger as apposed to smaller from month to month. They fluctuate like crazy. I saw my Ex a while ago and I flat out asked her, "Did your breasts get bigger? They look bigger." And she told me she was on her period and they were feeling sore and swollen so that very well could have been the case.
 

suaveric

Member
WordAssassin said:
On the flip side, breasts can also get bigger as apposed to smaller from month to month. They fluctuate like crazy. I saw my Ex a while ago and I flat out asked her, "Did your breasts get bigger? They look bigger." And she told me she was on her period and they were feeling sore and swollen so that very well could have been the case.

Yes, they can grow a bit during that time of the month, but we're talking half a cup size. Lohan lost a lot more than one cup.
 
Oh, I wasn't arguing that Lohan lost hers due to illness or anything, I wa just going with the "they shrink when they're sick" crowd and offering the side of "they grow when they're bleeding." :D


..Shame I never got to play with them while we were going out. Garrett am cry. ;___;
 
at the end of the day, i think we can put all our differences aside and agree that there ain't nuthin wrong with tiggity-tick-tick-titties!
 

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
Go figure... Jason Biggs grabbing his boner while kissing an 18 year old girl. That should be in a movie or something! IT'D BE THE HILARIOUSNEZS!!!
 
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