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Cunth

Cunth

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So sometimes you see a post on reddit or somewhere with a person saying 'I stopped washing my face and my hair and my skin got way better!' or some shit so I tested it out for one week and my face is oily as fuck. Fucking bullshit. Anyone done any home experiments?
 
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Cunth said:
So sometimes you see a post on reddit or somewhere with a person saying 'I stopped washing my face and my hair and my skin got way better!' or some shit so I tested it out for one week and my face is oily as fuck. Fucking bullshit. Anyone done any home experiments?
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I saved $100's of dollars during the lockdown with this one simple trick.

Not paying to commute to work.
 
I had to go get groceries for my parents yesterday because they still have 7 days left in self isolation, so I texted both of my kids that I had to go and told them I was taking the other one with me.

I then texted my girlfriend and told her to have fun since she was home with them.

I laughed at the cluster of texts and reports I got throughout the day.
 
I conducted an experiment where i was telling my wife i was very busy to the point i couldnt be out of the spare room as i had too much work.

It worked so well this week she and the kids have gone to our almost full renovated country house. I'm at home barely working, having beers for lunch and wacking it over big titty instagram thots.

Science!
 
I did try the "use shampoo less often" experiment, and washed my hair with water only for a few days. Hair didn't feel dirtier exactly, but thicker like animal fur. Not convinced by the result, and went back to daily shampoo.
 
Cunth said:
So sometimes you see a post on reddit or somewhere with a person saying 'I stopped washing my face and my hair and my skin got way better!' or some shit so I tested it out for one week and my face is oily as fuck. Fucking bullshit. Anyone done any home experiments?
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Smelly cunth is the worst.
 
ejaculate onto the same napkin for a month my conclusion is you get a very crispy napkin full of protein so if you run out of food you can actually and this is for desperate times you can theoretically comsume the napkin, as l though i would highly not recommend it
 
Funny I should find this, since I've been conducting my own experiment. Jerking off before working out or not. I found Not spanking off leads to a better workout. My controls have been shit to be fair since the times of day have varied considerably.
 
Check out this diet from "Australia's #1" healthy lifestyle youtuber. Cunth Cunth and Papa Papa is this healthy because you're down under? Like how when it's Summer here it's Winter there? I need to know!!



Someone try this and get back to us ASAP!
 
Some of you guys may be with your woman/wife during this fucking crisis, but I'm sitting here on my own separated from mine. Video calls are getting boring just not even remotely enough. it sucks but hey it is what it is.

My current girl, lets call her C. At the moment she's in lockdown with her bff, lets call her B. C pretty much stays inside all day but B is essential so hustles outside.

Me and C have an understanding. I don't plan to wife her but we both know that sexually we are 1000% compatible and we can't let go of that.

Over time I realized that C has some bi tendencies. And we would joke about out of the box kinky stuff. Over time I tried to encourage her bi side just for the small chance that at some point in time she'd be down for a threesome.

Now B I know for a fact has the hots for C. Just from the first night I met C in a club and grabbed her, B has been acting like a jealous bitch, and C is just too cute to worry about any of this. Some of the things B does is just too obvious to me. Over time though me and B became good friends. Can't lie she a fun girl with a strong personality.

Now for the experiment.

Since lockdown has us separated horny levels are going through the roof. When we video I made sure to work her buttons extra hard cuz I knew this was my chance to get her on board. After keeping at it for a while suddenly the kinky shit I used to joke about? Now she brings up more frequently on her own.

A month or so later of this shit and just a few hours ago C sent me a snapshot of a whatsapp convo with B where the topic was my dick and balls. Just a snapshot, no comments... nothing.

I've been working out for the past 2 hours praying to all the gods that this covid thing blows over as soon as fuckign possible.

It's a weird feeling but I both love and hate this pandemic right now lol
 
Despera said:
Some of you guys may be with your woman/wife during this fucking crisis, but I'm sitting here on my own separated from mine. Video calls are getting boring just not even remotely enough. it sucks but hey it is what it is.

My current girl, lets call her C. At the moment she's in lockdown with her bff, lets call her B. C pretty much stays inside all day but B is essential so hustles outside.

Me and C have an understanding. I don't plan to wife her but we both know that sexually we are 1000% compatible and we can't let go of that.

Over time I realized that C has some bi tendencies. And we would joke about out of the box kinky stuff. Over time I tried to encourage her bi side just for the small chance that at some point in time she'd be down for a threesome.

Now B I know for a fact has the hots for C. Just from the first night I met C in a club and grabbed her, B has been acting like a jealous bitch, and C is just too cute to worry about any of this. Some of the things B does is just too obvious to me. Over time though me and B became good friends. Can't lie she a fun girl with a strong personality.

Now for the experiment.

Since lockdown has us separated horny levels are going through the roof. When we video I made sure to work her buttons extra hard cuz I knew this was my chance to get her on board. After keeping at it for a while suddenly the kinky shit I used to joke about? Now she brings up more frequently on her own.

A month or so later of this shit and just a few hours ago C sent me a snapshot of a whatsapp convo with B where the topic was my dick and balls. Just a snapshot, no comments... nothing.

I've been working out for the past 2 hours praying to all the gods that this covid thing blows over as soon as fuckign possible.

It's a weird feeling but I both love and hate this pandemic right now lol
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Buy some scrubs and a stethoscope and get over there.

One day shipping.
 
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i am growing longest beard of my life. im not a hairy dude so ive never grown it out more than trimmed goat. it is totally experimental.
 
Not during this lockdown but I removed a couple moles at home on separate occasions. 1 on my neck and 1 right on my hairline above my forehead. Used apple cider vinegar (with the "mother")
 
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