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[Mr.Squirrel]

lol so i met this chick online right, i dont even like the girl (not very attractive imo) but she gave me her # like last week and i finally decided to text her. I was bored so I decided to fuck with her to see if she'd eventually leave me alone out of sheer terror. So after telling her I'm 25, been working at McDonalds for 5 years, aspiring to one day make manager, did 2.5 years in prison for possession with intent to distribute, currently living at a half way house for ex-cons, planning to move back in with my mom, and after blatantly asking her if she wants to come over so we can have sex because i haven't gotten any in 3 years she says:

So u havent been out of prison long then huh. if u want 2 hang out n c how things go but i dont know if i could have sex or not. i have 2 think bout it. do u want something to drink?

lol so gaf, should i screw the desperate ugly chick or use this as an excuse to play rockband/wii sports when she comes over?

oh heres her pic to NOT fap to:

MY GOD SHE LOOKS OLD FOR 26!

 

[Lakitu]

Pic doesn't work

 

[Escape Goat]

tranny suprise

 

[Tamanon]

I'd have help nearby, sounds like a classic robbery case here.

 

[Hootie]

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Absolutely do NOT FHUTA.

Spoiler

FHUTA.

 

[Fireblend]

26? Pretty sure she lied more than you.

 

[Femmeworth]

She's 26?

 

[PhlegmMaster]

She's definitely not 26. She might not even be a she.

 

[DevelopmentArrested]

Hay, where'd you get that pic of my brother OP

 

[fallengorn]

Dude, the choice is obvious. When are you going to get another chance to play Rock Band with Dee Snider?

 

[Linkhero1]

Run as far away as you can from that thing. Please DO NOT fhuta

 

[DOBERMAN INC]

I'd have help nearby, sounds like a classic robbery case here.

This.

 

[Danielsan]

It's as trap!

 

[guise]

Do it, if only to keep this thread alive and become a GAF legend.

 

[my name is ed]

shes going to bro rape you son.

 

[Mason]

This is definitely a real-life tranny surprise.

 

[DevelopmentArrested]

I think the real question here is:

should she FHUTA you

 

[WickedAngel]

You can FHUTA but don't forget the complementary reach-around.

 

[FromTheFuture]

Hay, where'd you get that pic of my brother OP

This makes this thread.

 

[rollingstart]

No...Not like this.

 

[Gaborn]

I think the real question here is:

should she FHUTA you

You're one of those people who say "ATM Machine" right?

 

[Funky Papa]

26? Centimeters of cock, maybe.

 

[DevelopmentArrested]

No...Not like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avr7enrZuJQ

 

[dasein]

STDs comes to mind, for some reason

 

[Wes]

tranny suprise

There's no surprise here!

 

[WickedAngel]

No...Not like this.

>_<

 

[DustinC]

I think FHUTA might be your only option here.

If you get what I'm saying.

 

[BakedPigeon]

Im pretty sure thats an ex con posing as a woman, wanting to come over and fuck you in the ass.

 

[alr1ght]

 

[way more]

The OP has already slept with her and made this thread to lesson his shame.

 

[Ford Prefect]

tranny suprise

That would require the element of surprise, though.

 

[thesoapster]

...no, don't do it!

 

[Skiptastic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avr7enrZuJQ

:lol Oddly enough, I thought that was one of the best parts of The Matrix. It's the little things, ya know?

 

[Google]

100% thats not a real picture of her...

 

[Ether_Snake]

ban

lock

seriously

 

[Hootie]

100% thats not a real picture of it...

Fixed.

 

[BobbyRobby]

do it. it'll be funny, and a good story

 

[Gaborn]

100% thats not a real picture of her...

Obviously it's the pic someone uses to make themselves seem more attractive.

 

[Chittagong]

LOL should I FHUTA gaf?
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If you don't mind the sensation of a nutsack swinging in the air (not yours) while you do so, go for it dude

Spoiler

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[sprsk]

You are stupid.
This thread is stupid.

 

[Dilbert]

Celine Dion looks like shit lately.