London-GAF Meetup Thread: Sat, 24th March 2012

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Xun

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We've been contemplating it for a while, but I wanted to finally get the ball rolling. I thought the best date for such a meetup would be on Saturday, 24th March since this gives us time to organise.

The first place I thought we'd go (as suggested by Qasiel) would be De Hems which is situated near Chinatown. This would allow for some quiet drinking at a decent price, before going somewhere livelier.

Possible places to go after could include Wetherspoons (one in Charing Cross, one in Leicester Square), Yates's (Leicester Square), The Intrepid Fox (Soho), Namco Station (Soutbank) and anywhere else decent.

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De Hems at 7pm

11 Macclesfield Street
London W1D 5BW
http://www.yelp.co.uk/biz/de-hems-dutch-bar-london

De Hems is a café, pub and oyster-house in the Chinatown area of Soho, London, England just off Shaftesbury Avenue. It made its name purveying oysters and now sells beers from the Low countries such as Grolsch and Heineken with Dutch food such as bitterballen and frikandellen.
It is on the site of the Horse & Dolphin coaching inn which was built in 1685 and had been owned by bare-knuckle boxer Bill 'The Black Terror' Richmond in the early 19th century. This was rebuilt in 1890 by the accomplished pub architects, Saville and Martin, for the publican, Mr Crimmen. It was renamed The Macclesfield, being in Macclesfield Street, and was soon leased by a retired Dutch sea captain called "Papa" De Hem who ran it as an oyster-house, charging a shilling and fourpence ha'penny for a serving.

It was patronised by fin-de-siècle literati such as the poet Swinburne, who travelled 10 miles daily to eat oysters at the long marble bar, and George Sims who wrote a quatrain in praise:

When oysters to September yield,
and grace the grotto'd Macclesfield,
I will be there, my dear De Hem,
to wish you well and sample them.


The rhyme alludes to the common proverb that it is only safe to eat oysters when there is an R in the name of the month — after the hot summer months from May to August. The grotto referred to was The Shell Room upstairs, created from the discarded oyster shells which decorated its walls — some 300,000 at their peak. Only a few now remain but the bar now claims to sell a similar number of pints of Oranjeboom each year.

In the early twentieth century, literary figures such as Clemence Dane continued to purchase the establishment's oysters, stout and champagne for their theatrical celebrations. In the twenties, it became the hangout of gangsters too. When World War I started, patriotic Papa De Hem gave his staff £50 each to return to their threatened country. During World War II, after Holland actually fell to the German invasion, Dutch resistance exiles then met regularly at the pub which became their unofficial headquarters. Another patron at that time was the notorious spy, Kim Philby, who was friendly with the chef, who wore a tall white hat.
In 1959, it was renamed De Hems in honour of the captain and then, in the sixties, it became popular with music industry people such as Alan Price, Georgie Fame and Andrew Oldham, manager of the Rolling Stones. At the turn of the new century, the venue hosted a comedy club — the Oranje Boom-Boom Cabaret — which included the debut of The Mighty Boosh.
In the early 21st century, De Hems was popular as a place to celebrate and follow the successful Dutch football team. During the 2010 World Cup, hundreds of fans had to be turned away and manager Sian Blair had to hire a security staff of seven bouncers for the occasion. The upstairs and downstairs bars each accommodated a hundred cheerful revellers for these big matches.

Confirmed:

  • Xun
  • Yami
  • J Tourettes
  • Qasiel
  • zomgbbqftw
  • BGBW
  • Bleepey
  • Thnikkaman
  • Musha_Soturi
  • Mecha_Infantry
  • eggybob
  • Wiseblade
  • Ninja Dom
  • blahblah...blah
  • radioheadrule83
  • Tashbrooke
  • TheGoldenGunman
  • JonCha
  • DECK'ARD
  • JessicaPadkin
  • dalyr95
  • Bernbaum
  • Darren870
  • Stubo
  • Chittagong
  • faridmon
  • Scribble
  • Meteorain
  • discocaine
  • Ultravi0lence
  • Kazenone

Maybe:

  • donkey show
  • Ark
  • Lucius86
  • Jason Raize '75 - '04
  • Corky
  • SmokyDave
  • KungFuBill
  • ThoughtsOfSpeaking
  • HereticusAlpha
  • Ravensmash
  • skynet

Let me know if I've got the list wrong and I'll amend it.
 

BGBW

Maturity, bitches.
I remember the first offline meetup I did years ago. Ended up at the Namco Arcade and played DDR badly. Also everyone wore a distinctive hat.
 

Songbird

Prodigal Son
Very keen on the 10th of March! Four days before my birthday.

Will book a Megabus tomorrow morning and look into a hostel so I can spend the previous/next day just wandering the city for a bit. Maybe I can meet another Gaffer...
 

Bleepey

Member
Hmmm . I am game but I am not sure if there's any point in not telling people who I am on the forum since I am sure I have met Wiseblade and another person in real-life from another forum.
 

BGBW

Maturity, bitches.
I would totally come but I'm 16 and will be soooo out of place. :l

I was around that age when I went on my offline meetup and there were people in their 20s and 30s. Only problem you'll have is if they ID everyone. I suppose you could buy a meal and a drink if is legal from the age of 14. ( ≖‿-)
 
I get back from Bangkok on the 10th in the morning, so I'm not sure I'll be able to make it. Depends on how well I sleep on the flight.
 

lopaz

Banned
Hmmm . I am game but I am not sure if there's any point in not telling people who I am on the forum since I am sure I have met Wiseblade and another person in real-life from another forum.

I want to see your macking moves IN THE FLESH. Mind if I follow you around with a notepad for a day?
 

Xun

Member
I knew the date would cause problems. :p

I'm completely open to changing or keeping the current date however.
 

Bleepey

Member
I want to see your macking moves IN THE FLESH. Mind if I follow you around with a notepad for a day?

FreeMufasa probably has more game than me, I just approach women with a complete lack of shame, if I am lucky they mistake it for confidence.
 

BGBW

Maturity, bitches.
FreeMufasa probably has more game than me, I just approach women with a complete lack of shame, if I am lucky they mistake it for confidence.

I wish I could so that. I should call myself Mrs Bouquet since I'm always trying to keep up appearances.

Felt rather ashamed this morning when I almost let out an explicative when the bus almost tried to drive past the bus stop.
 

Wiseblade

Member
I wish I could so that. I should call myself Mrs Bucket since I'm always trying to keep up appearances.

Felt rather ashamed this morning when I almost let out an explicative when the bus almost tried to drive past the bus stop.

Fixed.
 
10th is good for me, 17th is not. 24th would also be good.

Agree with De Hems to meet in first. Yates is roomy but plays very loud music, something which I gathered most of you don't like from the UK thread. I'll try and think about which pubs nearby are quieter.

Am I the only girl going?
 
10th is good for me, 17th is not. 24th would also be good.

Agree with De Hems to meet in first. Yates is roomy but plays very loud music, something which I gathered most of you don't like from the UK thread. I'll try and think about which pubs nearby are quieter.

Am I the only girl going?

I hope for your sakes you aren't!

10th is good too. I don't mind where we go, somewhere to smoke would be great though

*edit Am I the only black person from the hood going?
 

daviyoung

Banned
Have fun guys. I'm too far down south for this and I'm not going to be visiting family in Essex that month so no chance.

That Namco Station though, lol, I remember going to it as a kid. Nice Ridge Racer simulator...
 

FreeMufasa

Junior Member
FreeMufasa probably has more game than me, I just approach women with a complete lack of shame, if I am lucky they mistake it for confidence.

Not sure about that. From what i've read, sounds like you go after 9-10s where as it's 6-10s for me.

I'll be in Japan on the 10th so I can't go. If there's another in April i'll definately go. Are we also doing an all of UK one? I'll go to that if it's at a different date.
 

Bleepey

Member
Not sure about that. From what i've read, sounds like you go after 9-10s where as it's 6-10s for me.

I'll be in Japan on the 10th so I can't go. If there's another in April i'll definately go. Are we also doing an all of UK one? I'll go to that if it's at a different date.

9-10s I wish. I have fucked some far from cute women and have been turned down for sex by some ugly chicks. At times I am scared at how low my standards can fall when its been a while. Don't get me wrong, I have made out with, gone on dates with, fucked a few girls that looked like they walked out of FHM but they are few and far between.
 

Ninja Dom

Member
Wassup London GAF. You're friendly London Ninja checking in. I'm involved in your shenanigans. Stick me down.

Need a place with girls in though.
 

Qasiel

Member
10th could be problematic for me also (I have to move out the following Monday :( ). 24th sounds good if people wish to avoid St. Patrick's Day crowds.
 

SteveWD40

Member
Wait...Yates's? Weatherspoons???

We need to wear Ben Sherman and get number 2 haircuts to drink in those hellholes don't we? Forgive my snobbery but I am used to drinking Tizer out of teapots in the Northern Quarter...

I remember a great pub that was near the centre, had a massive bear menu (will try and find the name) only issue is there might be too many of us for a lot of places to let in.
 

sohois

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Wait...Yates's? Weatherspoons???

We need to wear Ben Sherman and get number 2 haircuts to drink in those hellholes don't we? Forgive my snobbery but I am used to drinking Tizer out of teapots in the Northern Quarter...

I remember a great pub that was near the centre, had a massive bear menu (will try and find the name) only issue is there might be too many of us for a lot of places to let in.

How many massive bears are there? I mean, once you get passed massive grizzly and massive brown bear there's not much choice.

I would have liked to join you guys but i won't be back in the UK for quite awhile.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Wait...Yates's? Weatherspoons???

We need to wear Ben Sherman and get number 2 haircuts to drink in those hellholes don't we? Forgive my snobbery but I am used to drinking Tizer out of teapots in the Northern Quarter...

I remember a great pub that was near the centre, had a massive bear menu (will try and find the name) only issue is there might be too many of us for a lot of places to let in.

weatherspoons is a hell-hole ? thats news to me.

Last time i was in you had women sitting round tables with bottles of wine, family's eating, students eating/drinking.
 

eggybob

Unconfirmed Member
weatherspoons is a hell-hole ? thats news to me.

Last time i was in you had women sitting round tables with bottles of wine, family's eating, students eating/drinking.

The wetherspoons near me is where all the racist old men and thugs go to drink.
 

daviyoung

Banned
Wetherspoons at 11am on a weekday is like the green room at Jeremy Kyle. It's usually a fine, normal venue. But not exactly the classiest of establishments.
 

Xun

Member
Ok so how is the 24th March for everyone?

Good day?

Would be good to know ASAP.

Also I doubt we'd go to Wetherspoons, but we can always discuss where we'd be going at De Hems.

The most spontaneous nights are the best nights after all.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
The wetherspoons near me is where all the racist old men and thugs go to drink.

My local spoons has old men who just meet socially to discuss gambling, students/normal people who are in town and want to go for a few cheap drinks.

On friday nights its a mix between all sorts of bindge drinkers in for the cheap drinks before they go to another bar/club.

all the thug types in my area seem to stick to there local village bars.

(Falkirk scotland)
 
Wait...Yates's? Weatherspoons???

We need to wear Ben Sherman and get number 2 haircuts to drink in those hellholes don't we? Forgive my snobbery but I am used to drinking Tizer out of teapots in the Northern Quarter...

I remember a great pub that was near the centre, had a massive bear menu (will try and find the name) only issue is there might be too many of us for a lot of places to let in.

We could go the Belgo's bar on Earlham St. That's got a massive selection of beer, it is also a restaurant.

Here's the beer menu:

http://tragusgroup.s3.amazonaws.com/belgo/pdfmenus/4f1e84a98fe80_belgo-drinks-menu-centraal.pdf
 
Ok so how is the 24th March for everyone?

Good day?

Would be good to know ASAP.

Also I doubt we'd go to Wetherspoons, but we can always discuss where we'd be going at De Hems.

The most spontaneous nights are the best nights after all.

24th is good for me.
 
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