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I can respond by saying I absolutely hate the PS5 controller. It's way too big. The stretch between the triggers and the sticks is way too far and hurts my hands. I'm a smaller man 5 feet 3 inches. So my hands are as small as most women. The Xbox Series controller wow is excellent best ever.

Nobody cares about your itty bitty hands.

 

[Max_Po]

Nobody cares about your itty bitty hands.

You are right, No one cares about 5'3 manlets. Xbox one controller has been trash since 2013. Loose trash sticks.

Bring back the 360 controller if you want a conversation...

 

[David B]

Xbox One controller was trash, yes I agree. But the Xbox Series controller is the best ever.

 

[Zathalus]

I doubt that.

Doubt away, but a 12900k and watercooled 3090 is a tough combo to beat.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I can respond by saying I absolutely hate the PS5 controller. It's way too big. The stretch between the triggers and the sticks is way too far and hurts my hands. I'm a smaller man 5 feet 3 inches. So my hands are as small as most women. The Xbox Series controller wow is excellent best ever.

 

[Imtjnotu]

I can respond by saying I absolutely hate the PS5 controller. It's way too big. The stretch between the triggers and the sticks is way too far and hurts my hands. I'm a smaller man 5 feet 3 inches. So my hands are as small as most women. The Xbox Series controller wow is excellent best ever.

 

[Banjo64]

I can respond by saying I absolutely hate the PS5 controller. It's way too big. The stretch between the triggers and the sticks is way too far and hurts my hands. I'm a smaller man 5 feet 3 inches. So my hands are as small as most women. The Xbox Series controller wow is excellent best ever.

Mods please tag this guy

 

[VFXVeteran]

Doubt away, but a 12900k and watercooled 3090 is a tough combo to beat.

Since most games are GPU bound.. let's just say we are even.

 

[Skifi28]

I can respond by saying I absolutely hate the PS5 controller. It's way too big. The stretch between the triggers and the sticks is way too far and hurts my hands. I'm a smaller man 5 feet 3 inches. So my hands are as small as most women. The Xbox Series controller wow is excellent best ever.

 

[John Wick]

I can respond by saying I absolutely hate the PS5 controller. It's way too big. The stretch between the triggers and the sticks is way too far and hurts my hands. I'm a smaller man 5 feet 3 inches. So my hands are as small as most women. The Xbox Series controller wow is excellent best ever.

I bet your dick feels huge in your small hands then?

 

[David B]

What is this absolute garbage in which though speak? So what I have small hands. But there not tiny as a freaking baby for god sakes. I'm not attacking you, I'm just saying the PS5 controller is too big for me. You're the ones attacking me. Therefore you should be the ones under the stress of being terminated from NeoGAF. Again, I am not attacking you, and you are ones attacking me, therefore it is you all who should pay for your words.

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

What is this absolute garbage in which though speak? So what I have small hands. But there not tiny as a freaking baby for god sakes. I'm not attacking you, I'm just saying the PS5 controller is too big for me. You're the ones attacking me. Therefore you should be the ones under the stress of being terminated from NeoGAF. Again, I am not attacking you, and you are ones attacking me, therefore it is you all who should pay for your words.

You have to understand, SonyGAF is very sensitive, especially now that PS5 lags behind Xbox and PC power-wise. You have damaged their fragile egos by questioning the almighty Sony, now they are going to tear you down however they can.

 

[Banjo64]

What is this absolute garbage in which though speak? So what I have small hands. But there not tiny as a freaking baby for god sakes. I'm not attacking you, I'm just saying the PS5 controller is too big for me. You're the ones attacking me. Therefore you should be the ones under the stress of being terminated from NeoGAF. Again, I am not attacking you, and you are ones attacking me, therefore it is you all who should pay for your words.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

What is this absolute garbage in which though speak? So what I have small hands. But there not tiny as a freaking baby for god sakes. I'm not attacking you, I'm just saying the PS5 controller is too big for me. You're the ones attacking me. Therefore you should be the ones under the stress of being terminated from NeoGAF. Again, I am not attacking you, and you are ones attacking me, therefore it is you all who should pay for your words.

It was funny. We have a guy who said he had an average penis and now he has a tag telling you. It's all in good fun. This isn't schoolyard bullying for your lady hands.

 

[John Wick]

What is this absolute garbage in which though speak? So what I have small hands. But there not tiny as a freaking baby for god sakes. I'm not attacking you, I'm just saying the PS5 controller is too big for me. You're the ones attacking me. Therefore you should be the ones under the stress of being terminated from NeoGAF. Again, I am not attacking you, and you are ones attacking me, therefore it is you all who should pay for your words.

Chill bro it was a joke

 

[MikeM]

Doubt away, but a 12900k and watercooled 3090 is a tough combo to beat.

Pfff watercooled 3090ti or nothing. You might as well be on console. /s

 

[assurdum]

I can respond by saying I absolutely hate the PS5 controller. It's way too big. The stretch between the triggers and the sticks is way too far and hurts my hands. I'm a smaller man 5 feet 3 inches. So my hands are as small as most women. The Xbox Series controller wow is excellent best ever.

It's like to say hate condom is rightful because exhist micropenis sindrome...anyway I have relative small hands too and DualSense is infinitely more comfortable for me.

 

[mansoor1980]

we at gaf have asymmetrically strong upper limbs

hence why we always complain of broken gamepads

 

[Banjo64]

You have to understand, SonyGAF is very sensitive, especially now that PS5 lags behind Xbox and PC power-wise. You have damaged their fragile egos by questioning the almighty Sony, now they are going to tear you down however they can.

 

[Spukc]

maybe it won't look so fucking ugly.
i would be surprised if they made it look even uglier no joke

 

[cinnamonandgravy]

Speaking of slim, back when I used to play disc games, I miss when the slim model came with an accessible disc tray that either popped open or slid open. PS4 stopped the trend.

nah, motorized tray all day. feels like its presenting itself to you, like a gentleman.

slim ps2 pop-up lid felt cheap/flimpsy, and that slim ps3 is just gross, insulting even.

 

[Banjo64]

nah, motorized tray all day. feels like its presenting itself to you, like a gentleman.

slim ps2 pop-up lid felt cheap/flimpsy, and that slim ps3 is just gross, insulting even.

I’ve come to love mine. It’s fucking tiny, silent and cold. Originally I loved the OG slim but it wouldn’t swap now. It just has pure cute small console vibes.

 

[March Climber]

nah, motorized tray all day. feels like its presenting itself to you, like a gentleman.

slim ps2 pop-up lid felt cheap/flimpsy, and that slim ps3 is just gross, insulting even.

My only knock against motorized trays is that I've had a PS3, 360, and a DVD player all present tray issues and disc reading issues after some years of usage. Could have been a coincidence, but honestly I've never had those issues with pop up lids. I'm a simple man when it comes to consoles. I prefer function over form.

 

[chromhound]

 

[sloppyjoe_gamer]

VFXVeteran
PlayStation Fanclub

I don't know when that tag was given, but this totally made my day

 

[Hezekiah]

You have to understand, SonyGAF is very sensitive, especially now that PS5 lags behind Xbox and PC power-wise. You have damaged their fragile egos by questioning the almighty Sony, now they are going to tear you down however they can.

What in the muh teraflops is this nonsense?

You own a $2,000 PC and you're scared of Sony? Best thing to do is open your eyes and have the best of both worlds, and buy a PS5.

 

[Putonahappyface]

What is this absolute garbage in which though speak? So what I have small hands. But there not tiny as a freaking baby for god sakes. I'm not attacking you, I'm just saying the PS5 controller is too big for me. You're the ones attacking me. Therefore you should be the ones under the stress of being terminated from NeoGAF. Again, I am not attacking you, and you are ones attacking me, therefore it is you all who should pay for your words.

I love the dualsense and it is by far the most revolutionary controller ever made imo.

 

[TintoConCasera]

Cool. Hopefully it's smaller and less ugly.

I'd like to get one for the Judgement games and the eventual Persona 6, but the current model just won't fit on my setup.

I mean I guess I could put it in the ground or behind the TV, but what's the point of getting a new system if you can't show it?

 

[David B]

I own all consoles. Xbox Series X, PS5, and the Switch. That PS5 controller is crap and there's tons of forums all over google search that it hurts the middle of the hand right after the index finger. The Xbox Series controller is the best ever made, great grip texture, great triggers, excellent gap between triggers and sticks, nothing hurts. Switch Pro is ok, just not the best, mediocure.

 

[MasterCornholio]

 

[Captain Toad]

What is this absolute garbage in which though speak? So what I have small hands. But there not tiny as a freaking baby for god sakes. I'm not attacking you, I'm just saying the PS5 controller is too big for me. You're the ones attacking me. Therefore you should be the ones under the stress of being terminated from NeoGAF. Again, I am not attacking you, and you are ones attacking me, therefore it is you all who should pay for your words.

This can't be serious right?

PAY FOR YOUR WORDS, YOU EVIL LARGE HAND MONSTERS!!!!

 

[Skifi28]

I own all consoles. Xbox Series X, PS5, and the Switch. That PS5 controller is crap and there's tons of forums all over google search that it hurts the middle of the hand right after the index finger. The Xbox Series controller is the best ever made, great grip texture, great triggers, excellent gap between triggers and sticks, nothing hurts. Switch Pro is ok, just not the best, mediocure.

Do you have a blog where I can read more of your opinions? I'm very interested.

 

[saintjules]

 

[NomenNescio]

A youtuber teaching Sony engineers a lesson. His version is much smaller, sleeker, looks more premium, and it runs significantly cooler.

The fat version will age terribly. The crazier the design the worst it looks over time. A conservative and minimal approach is timeless.

Sorry if posted before.

 

[//DEVIL//]

A youtuber teaching Sony engineers a lesson. His version is much smaller, sleeker, looks more premium, and it runs significantly cooler.

The fat version will age terribly. The crazier the design the worst it looks over time. A conservative and minimal approach is timeless.

Sorry if posted before.

Man, let me just say that I hate you for getting this thread back up without any news. I was actually waiting to hear more about this revision... thanks for nothing

oh and that video is a bit old and that PS5 mod sucks. the rad is out of the box. so what is the point?

 

[solidus12]

A youtuber teaching Sony engineers a lesson. His version is much smaller, sleeker, looks more premium, and it runs significantly cooler.

The fat version will age terribly. The crazier the design the worst it looks over time. A conservative and minimal approach is timeless.

Sorry if posted before.

You forgot to mention the gigantic cooling solution, chief

 

[Rocco Schiavone]

A youtuber teaching Sony engineers a lesson. His version is much smaller, sleeker, looks more premium, and it runs significantly cooler.

The fat version will age terribly. The crazier the design the worst it looks over time. A conservative and minimal approach is timeless.

Sorry if posted before.

Teaching them a lesson?? Is his version cheaper than the normal console? If No bullshit on this one.

If you can shrink the console by making It more expensive how has he thought them a lesson??

 

[Justin9mm]

I can respond by saying I absolutely hate the PS5 controller. It's way too big. The stretch between the triggers and the sticks is way too far and hurts my hands. I'm a smaller man 5 feet 3 inches. So my hands are as small as most women. The Xbox Series controller wow is excellent best ever.

I hate the Series X controller for different reasons, the click clacky sound of the D-Pad, directional and face buttons drive me fucking insane! Absolutely fucking insane! D-Pad also cheap and nasty. The best thing about the Series X controller is the triggers, they are soo nice. Apart from that, I hate the controller and prefer PS5 controller.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

FixTheCoilWhine

Wear some head phones

 

[Max_Po]

Teaching them a lesson?? Is his version cheaper than the normal console? If No bullshit on this one.

If you can shrink the console by making It more expensive how has he thought them a lesson??

That video has 10+ million views... 10+ Million... since Jun 19 .....




W... T .... F

 

[stickkidsam]

Wear some head phones

I swear some people must have fuckin bat ears or something

 

[Tiago Rodrigues]

A youtuber teaching Sony engineers a lesson. His version is much smaller, sleeker, looks more premium, and it runs significantly cooler.

The fat version will age terribly. The crazier the design the worst it looks over time. A conservative and minimal approach is timeless.

Sorry if posted before.

I'm sorry but, lol.

Sony spent years in developing their version of the console. You really think a single guy in a basement could build a PS5 looking like that?
I wonder how long it would take for that to break, lmao.

Imagine playing a full exclusive game in 3 years during a hot summer month. Must be lovely.

 

[Torrent of Pork]

Well it certainly has a different sticker for the price tag.

 

[Caio]

Probably more than that

Of course you haven't read the post above...from kyliethicc :
""
This isn’t either of those.

1000-1200 model is still OG model.

PS4 = 1000 / 1100 / 1200
PS4 slim = 2000 / 2100 / 2200
PS4 Pro = 7000 / 7100 / 7200

Each type of PS4 got 2 revisions.

PS5 slim would be CFI-2000, not 1200.""

come on people...

 

[Giallo Corsa]

Imagine if Sony secretly included the Cell processor in the motherboard to have full backwards compatibility with PS3, PS2 and PS1…

I would buy it for 599$

 

[solidus12]

For PS4 Pro the 7200 model is the best one.
For PS5, I still believe that the 1000 model remains the better built one with the amount of copper it has and the larger heatsink; I know that there’s isn’t that much difference between the new and old PS5 when it comes to heat dissipation, but I believe that the first model was over-engineered.

 

[Trogdor1123]

Of course you haven't read the post above...from kyliethicc :
""
This isn’t either of those.

1000-1200 model is still OG model.

PS4 = 1000 / 1100 / 1200
PS4 slim = 2000 / 2100 / 2200
PS4 Pro = 7000 / 7100 / 7200

Each type of PS4 got 2 revisions.

PS5 slim would be CFI-2000, not 1200.""

come on people...

What are you talking to me about? I said we’re more than an year away and we are

 

[Tommi84]

youtuber teaching Sony engineers a lesson. His version is much smaller, sleeker, looks more premium, and it runs significantly cooler.

You nust forgot about this GIGANTIC cooling solution at the back xD

To make it even more small, sleek and nore premium, you could just create a goldplated usb dongle (to connect the pad) and a power button (to turn on the console) and then hardwire it to the console to the other room xD

 

[01011001]

so has anyone tested or even sighted the 1200 variant yet?

 

[Caio]

What are you talking to me about? I said we’re more than an year away and we are

We are still probably at least a year out from a slim or Pro revision, right?

your answer : "Probably more than that"

Maybe I got you wrong, but the guy above was referring to a slim or Pro model, which has nothing to do with the PS5 revision we are talking about here, which is still a base PS5 model...