Cyberpunkd
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Was it just me or was this movie incredibly mid, even going as far as saying probably one of the weakest MI films? Spoilers and comments below:
Score:
How TF did this movie get 80% on RT?
1. The first 40 minutes is probably one of the worst wastes of time I ever saw in a movie, incredible padding that doesn't advance the action a single inch. This movie could have easily been 2h20 or 2h15, I suspect either Cruise or someone had direct financial incentives to make the movie longer than X, or cinemas wanted to sell more popcorn.
2. I don't remember the last movie but I think I felt the same way - AI you never see is a lame enemy. In Terminator they had Skynet, but also all the Terminator models which gave birth to the iconic looks. Here there is nothing, just a bunch of lights, buzzes, etc. Gabriel is a lame villain.
3. This is not really a negative, just a curious moment - girl boss everywhere. President, air cruiser commander, tough as hell marine - women everywhere.
4. Sevastopol was where the action picked up, that was nice except all the dumb stupid scenarios like Cruise jumping into the water, Inuit lady letting Grace pilot the sled (why was this scene even needed)? Also, the French girl (I think the actress is not even French) doesn't speak English but apparently understands it perfectly, and everyone is trying to talk to her with shitty ass accent and prononciation they spent 5 minutes learning just before the shoot.
5. The grand finale had two WW1 fighter planes going at it for 20-30 minutes - REALLY? This is how the MI franchise ends? REALLY?
6. I was waiting for something to subvert the obvious - Russians teaming up with the Americans ; Gabriel helping Hunt ; the AI that turns out to be benevolent, etc. Nope, everything was cliché AF till the very last minute
7. Last scene was cringe supreme.
2. I don't remember the last movie but I think I felt the same way - AI you never see is a lame enemy. In Terminator they had Skynet, but also all the Terminator models which gave birth to the iconic looks. Here there is nothing, just a bunch of lights, buzzes, etc. Gabriel is a lame villain.
3. This is not really a negative, just a curious moment - girl boss everywhere. President, air cruiser commander, tough as hell marine - women everywhere.
4. Sevastopol was where the action picked up, that was nice except all the dumb stupid scenarios like Cruise jumping into the water, Inuit lady letting Grace pilot the sled (why was this scene even needed)? Also, the French girl (I think the actress is not even French) doesn't speak English but apparently understands it perfectly, and everyone is trying to talk to her with shitty ass accent and prononciation they spent 5 minutes learning just before the shoot.
5. The grand finale had two WW1 fighter planes going at it for 20-30 minutes - REALLY? This is how the MI franchise ends? REALLY?
6. I was waiting for something to subvert the obvious - Russians teaming up with the Americans ; Gabriel helping Hunt ; the AI that turns out to be benevolent, etc. Nope, everything was cliché AF till the very last minute
7. Last scene was cringe supreme.
Score:
How TF did this movie get 80% on RT?