Grabbed lunch. Stopped in Apple Store. They had AirPods in stock.
Welp, let's see what all the fuss is about. First impressions (from someone who has had 20+ BT headphones, and hasn't bothered with wired music on his phone in ~5 years): syncing is super easy. Case feels great in the hand. Actual airpods themselves stay put, but they *feel* like they're gonna fall out... they don't... but htey're not what I'd call "comfortable."
Sound quality is about as average as I expected. Nothing better here than a quality pair of ~$25-$35 earbuds.
It's gonna be all about how easy these things are to keep instantly sync'd between my iPhone, Apple Watch, iPad Pro, and MBP. That's gonna be the make it or break it, for me at least...