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[Souldriver]

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Is he sick? A junkie? Anorexic? Preparing for a movie role? Bad genetics? WTF!

 

[ConfusingJazz]

He has looked liked that for the last 10 years.

Well, minus the goatee.

 

[Davedough]

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Is he sick? A junkie? Anorexic? Preparing for a movie role? Bad genetics? WTF!

Wow. She's in it for the money... if there's anything left.

I'm guessing its a mix between genetics and junkie. He was already an ugly guy but those red rimmed eyes point towards some other influence.

 

[SmithnCo]

dat flesh-tone facial hair

 

[CJUNDERGROUND]

Looks like a pedo.

 

[Frank the Great]

reminds me of rickety cricket

 

[Messypandas]

I spent last night in a ditch

 

[Duke Togo]

He's from....the future!

 

[Nard Bagman]

He looks like he's wasting away. Some influence could have come from that belt buckle.

 

[sphinx]

looks awful, probably someone who couldn't cope with fame once he had it and couldn't cope with losing it either.

 

[Escape Goat]

Gary Busey...is that you?

 

[Jack Scofield]

He looks like Rickety-

reminds me of rickety cricket

Goddammit.

 

[Fantastical]

First Lohan now Culkin. Looks old as hell. Not that he has ever looked really good, but he looks pretty old and frail.

 

[perryfarrell]

He's too skinny, probably body-image issues.

 

[Flo_Evans]

I'd probably go to hell if Mila Kunis broke up with me too.

 

[3N16MA]

After dating her for 9 years and then breaking up it must be all down hill for him.

 

[Meadows]

all of the above

 

[Strike]

reminds me of rickety cricket

Was just about to say that.

 

[MattKeil]

Maybe he's going to play Denis Leary in an upcoming biopic.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Wow......some people are just not meant to grow any facial hair.

 

[filler]

Looks like a cracked out Kevin Bacon.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Home Alone 5 - With A Bag Of Meth.

 

[strafer]

He should totally do another Home Alone.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

placement of her purse makes me think of a reinvented fannypack as an actually fashionable item, cuz it came from under her jacket

also, mr. culkin

Edit: nvm

 

[Gila]

Looks like he could join the Wet Bandits now

 

[Stitch]

his hair is a birds nest. your argument is invalid.

ALSO WTF BIG MILA ^^

(mila is pretty, though. pic is big, tho)

on your smartphone, right? lol

 

[woodypop]

Kinda reminds me of Lance Henriksen. . . but blonde.

 

[Escape Goat]

Home Alone 5 - With A Bag Of Meth.

i am surprised he hasn't tried to capitalize on his golden days now that hes a washed up child star. I mean just go totally Dustin Diamond on us.

 

[Lhexh]

Why would you make a thread about Maccauley and post pics of Ron Howard?

 

[Deified Data]

Heroine?

 

[Harry Potter]

Look what you did you little jerk.

 

[PhoenixDark]

I'd give up on life too if Mila Kunis broke up with me. There would literally be nothing I could do that would ever reach that height.

Hell, I'd be a bitter old man looking at my ugly grandkids and thinking they could have been so much better, if only

 

[Brazil]

He should totally do another Home Alone.

I'm sure they'll do another one when he's 85 and senile. "Damn it, we forgot grandpa!"

 

[Goron2000]

I heard he just plays World of Warcraft all day, this is probably what most of gaf looks like.

 

[godnorazi]

cocaine is one helluva drug


also, he banged mila kunis before justin timberlake

 

[leadbelly]

He should totally do another Home Alone.

You mean where he breaks into a house after realising there is a young helpless boy all on his own inside?

 

[RazOmari]

I hear he's playing William Dafoe in his biopic.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

I hear he's playing William Dafoe in his biography.

Well played

 

[Messypandas]

Kevin Mccalister grows up to be Jiggy from Saw. Cuklin is getting into character

 

[Chamber]

Just say no to flesh colored beards.

 

[MilesWebber]

I spent last night in a ditch

<3

 

[ChuyMasta]

How old is he supposed to be?

 

[Flash]

looks like a hybrid of Rickety Cricket and T-bag (from prison break)

 

[ghostofsparta]

It's always drugs.

 

[Seraphinianus]

You mean where he breaks into a house after realising there is a young helpless boy all on his own inside?

but then he sees the young helpless boy is himself. The family and the robbers will all be ultra-gothic style. actually, everything will be heavily stylized. it will not be shot in Kenilworth, but instead, some eastern-euro bloc city. Music by trent reznor. The "traps" for the robbers will be Saw style, it'll be a gothic, emo, torture porn reboot. Like the torch scene that burns off Joe Pesci's hair will burn off the whole top of his head while "Happiness in Slavery" plays. The chick from "My Girl" will be in it too, naked.

Basically, a remake for old fans, who are now men in their 30s.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

He's about 3 weeks from being the next Steve Buscemi.

 

[Gala]

William Dafoe 2.0

 

[Wickwire]

reminds me of rickety cricket

I came to post this!

 

[Bay Maximus]

 

[Majine]

He looks whiter than I do, and Im a nerd.