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[Laughing Banana]

Wow. She's in it for the money... if there's anything left.

I'm guessing its a mix between genetics and junkie. He was already an ugly guy but those red rimmed eyes point towards some other influence.

No explanation about the women, no story about her, and yet this is the first thing that you assume.

...No wait, actually, there is an explanation about this in the article. She's a fan.

I am sorry to say this, but God you're shallow.

 

[iAmMaximus]

dammit.

 

[pestul]

He looks like the love child of Willem Dafoe and Robert Carlyle.

 

[akira28]

It's rare that a woman is blessed in both departments. Possible, but rare.

Naw, plenty of women have big bosoms and big asses, but they don't usually look like Mila Kunis. And too often, women with really amazingly awesome racks have a negative ass quotient. Proof of God, and proof that God has a sense of humor.

 

[Kinyou]

He looks like the love child of Willem Dafoe and Robert Carlyle.

Damn you're right. I bet he also does this weird smile when he cries

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

Is he on meth or some shit? Damn

 

[sixteen-bit]

After dating her for 9 years and then breaking up it must be all down hill for him.

Wow, he dated her?

 

[soundahfekz]

She has no ass though

Look at this shit. Depressing.

That's gaf's ideal build. Any more ass (or any at all) and she becomes a cow

 

[criesofthepast]

He has to be sick or on crack. He looks like the old man in home alone.

 

[mysticwhip]

That's gaf's ideal build. Any more ass (or any at all) and she becomes a cow

who is gaf?

 

[BlueSteel]

He kinda looks like Jim Carrey to me...

 

[Sickboy007]

I've said it before, he looks creepy but in an interesting/hollywood way. He should go back to doing movies with that face.

 

[Clayton Bigsby]

That's gaf's ideal build. Any more ass (or any at all) and she becomes a cow

I am just going to assume this is you in this MSpaint picture.

 

[IceCold]

She has no ass though

Look at this shit. Depressing.

I'd prescribe to her a healthy dose of squats.

 

[speculawyer]

She has no ass though

Look at this shit. Depressing.

I still don't understand but I guess I'm Scandinavian extra-white.

 

[ChocolateCupcakes]

I was thinking this too.

 

[geeko]

Straight on eye contact.

I met her once when I went to a taping of That 70's show. I damn near died. She is sooooooooooo pretty in person. She's been my celeb crush since

 

[YoungHav]

Mila's ass will fill out when she's older. Hang in there Macauley! Everytime he sees JT on TV he shoots up poor guy.

 

[Always-honest]

He will make a fine Van Gogh one day.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

He looks like a Poor mans Thom Yorke possibly with some Homeless Dad.

"I JUST WANT MY KIDS BACK."

 

[akira28]

I am just going to assume this is you in this MSpaint picture.

I condemn you to hell.

 

[soultron]

I've gotta say: the head tilt thing really gives me the creeps.

 

[Kyoufu]

I bet he does cocaine and Home Alone marathons every weekend.

 

[T-0800]

Terrible facial hair sure but apart from that I think he looks fine. You lot are being to harsh.

 

[dafrocka]

Side-effect of drug addict...so sad...

 

[Dead Man]

After dating her for 9 years and then breaking up it must be all down hill for him.

Those laser straight eyebrows...

 

[boundedseven]

Him and Lindsay Lohan are made for each other

 

[Luixfern]

Anybody see a little Rick Bayless?

 

[Darklord]

After dating her for 9 years and then breaking up it must be all down hill for him.

What I want to know is how does HE date someone like HER?

 

[CiSTM]

Dude is just pale and light build. He has looked more or less the same over the years. Also Kunis is so fucking cute!

 

[YoungHav]

What I want to know is how does HE date someone like HER?

swag

 

[nasax]

Kind of sad when you and your skinny (ex)girlfriend wear the same pant size.

I dig her shirt though.

 

[RELAYER]

I think he looks good. He's rockin the same pale, skinny, tall, hunched over look that I have going on.

 

[DaMan121]

Kevin Bacon?

 

[Nemo]

Give this man a role in Breaking Bad

 

[J2 Cool]

He has to be sick or on crack. He looks like the old man in home alone.

lol. Fucking perfect.

 

[Clydefrog]

job well done

 

[Brian Fellows]

That first picture of Mila is hypnotizing.

 

[Bollocks]

Oh god, Michael Jackson what have you done?

 

[Oreoleo]

"I JUST WANT MY KIDS BACK."

 

[GodfatherX]

reminds me of rickety cricket

Yup

Also his little brother looks exactly how I expected Macauly to look

 

[FinFury]

Oh my! Years haven't treated him well, neither meth from the looks of it.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

What do I have to do to date Mila Kunis?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Look what you did you little jerk.

One of my favourite lines in the movie. Also:
"Beat that you little trout sniffer"
"Get outta here you nosy little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly. Ahh, you're cookin' Frankie!"
Fucking love those movies.

Also, yeah, Kunis would break anyone's heart. She's ludicrously attractive. Those eyes...

 

[NinjaBoiX]

who is gaf?

I think he means, like the Royal GAF.

 

[Misterinenja]

What do I have to do to date Mila Kunis?

Smack apparently.

 

[Wallach]

Those laser straight eyebrows...

Left eyebrow (her right) might as well be a backslash in that pic, haha.

 

[Fusion Pizza]

He looks like someone you would buy drugs from...or a gun.

 

[Souldriver]

Kind of sad when you and your skinny (ex)girlfriend wear the same pant size.

I dig her shirt though.

How is this sad? She needs to have bigger pants because of a womans awesome booty? He has to have bigger pants because of all the manly muscles? Lol little guys how sad? ...?


Weird how your mind goes there from simply looking at a picture.

 

[Lucky Forward]

Gaunt Macaulay Culkin isn't ill, rep says

"Home Alone" fans everywhere were distraught when a scary skinny, scruffy Macaulay Culkin resurfaced in NYC Feb. 9 in photos posted on Entertainment Tonight.

But a rep for the former child star, now 32, slams speculation that the star is struggling in any way. "Macaulay Culkin is in perfectly good health. For Entertainment Tonight or any other media to speculate otherwise is thoughtless, irresponsible and destructive."

Explains a Culkin source of the shocking photos: "He is thin, so when he loses one pound it just looks like more."

A second insider cautions that Culkin has had "emotional issues" for years.