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[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Crack is whack.

 

[freenudemacusers]

How is this possible? She is not THAT skinny, I mean she clearly has boobs, why no ass?

the lord giveth, the lord taketh

 

[Ciastek3214]

the lord giveth, the lord taketh

Let's sum this up: no ass, herp derp, and dated Culkin. Hmmmmm, I wonder why I'm not attracted to her as used to.

 

[Jo Shishido's Cheeks]

She has no ass though

Look at this shit. Depressing.

The fuck is up with her elbow? Pass!

 

[freenudemacusers]

concave elbow is the new sharp knees.

 

[strafer]

I would tap that from every corner.

 

[mrpoopy]

The fuck is up with her elbow? Pass!

Sharp elbows

 

[Ciastek3214]

Confirmed, dating Macaluay Culking makes your ass disappear, and your eyes stay as far from themselves as possible.

 

[Grinchy]

She is incredibly hot but that ass is quite the turnoff.

 

[GavinGT]

I hate how everyone just assumes he's a substance abuser. He looks totally healthy, even if he looks different from most.

 

[Souldriver]

I hate how everyone just assumes he's a substance abuser. He looks totally healthy, even if he looks different from most.

He looks dangerously thin though.

He has always looked a little "drugged up" naturally, and in a weird way I found it attractive. However, how he looks in those pictures... It's like Bale during the filming of the machinist. :-/

 

[Ciastek3214]

I hate how everyone just assumes he's a substance abuser. He looks totally healthy, even if he looks different from most.

You know he did possess The Nonexistent Ass of Mila Kunis(tm) so we are just jealous.

 

[Bucket Mouse]

There's a dash of Thom Yorke there too.

 

[Ace Harding]

Homeless Alone

 

[Seraphinianus]

Serious question: how much money do you think he gets these days? I mean those movies can't be doing THAT great these days in DVD sales and TV, at least outside of Christmas. And he probably didn't get any of that money to begin with since he was a kid at the time anyway.

HTF does this guy pay his bills?

he has done other things, but with the right lifestyle, he could probably live off of Home Alone sales.

 

[godnorazi]

wow, thats like a young angelina jolie right there

 

[Firefox]

He likes them toothpick girls

 

[Conciliator]

He looks like Steve Buscemi. Dude has made a career out of being funny-lookin', so maybe Macaulay's got something.

 

[Enots86]

That's a very recent photo because I just saw him two weeks ago in NY, and he was just as thin. I was like "whoa is that Macaulay Culkin" and the people I was with didn't even recognize him.

 

[My Sedatives]

He looks like a more fit Thom Yorke with two eyes open.

 

[gabbo]

It's the facial hair and the weird angle is neck is at. Other than that, he looks fine for him.

 

[speculawyer]

Homeless Alone

 

[Finaika]

He looks like a young Lance Henriksen now.

 

[soultron]

Homeless Alone

Damn. Ice.

 

[Snake]

He looks like that US Attorney from the latest season of Sons of Anarchy.

 

[mysticwhip]

She has no ass though

Look at this shit. Depressing.

breaks mah hart

 

[agrajag]

so he turned into Willem Dafoe?

 

[Duane Cunningham]

Actually, a Home Alone remake where he plays one of the robbers would be kind of cool.

 

[shuri]

His parents wasted away all the money he made when he was young before he was 18, give the guy a break

 

[maxxpower]

God, she's beautiful.

The girl in your avatar is much better looking.

 

[Plasmid]

 

[Ran rp]

There's a dash of Thom Yorke there too.

He looks like a more fit Thom Yorke with two eyes open.

Damn, I thought I was the only one!

 

[Zoe]

her left eye looks like it's going in a slightly different direction than the right

WHY DID YOU POINT THIS OUT TO ME

A LOT of actors have eyes like that. I think the worst for girls is probably Kristen Bell (and she talks about it). For guys it's probably Joshua Jackson.

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

Damn, I thought I was the only one!

Naw, Mac's definitely got that Radiohead vibe. Anyway, Mac's been shacking up with Mila for like a decade, who are we to belittle the platinum achievements of a cracked out child star?

 

[Coins]

I hate how everyone just assumes he's a substance abuser. He looks totally healthy, even if he looks different from most.

He does not look totally healthy. He is looking a lot thinner than just a year ago.

 

[OddSpoon]

If he was noted as some musical genius GAF would have no problem.

 

[Sol..]

I don't know what the fuck you guys are talkin' bout. He looks exactly the same as he did 20 years ago only wearing a fake mustache.

 

[Roger Danish]

Came for Kevin McCallister, stayed for Mila Kunis. Sharp-Knees-GAF out for blood tonight, I see.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

That goatee gots to go.

Also,mmm Mila Kunis.

 

[akira28]

I'm a bit disappointed now at the demonstrated lack of ass.

 

[The Broken Ska Record]

Damn. LOL

 

[SapientWolf]

How is this possible? She is not THAT skinny, I mean she clearly has boobs, why no ass?

It's rare that a woman is blessed in both departments. Possible, but rare.

 

[maxxpower]

It's rare that a woman is blessed in both departments. Possible, but rare.

True, personally I don't mind if a woman has small breasts as long as they have a curvy behind.

 

[LOCK]

Drug usage of some kind. So sad.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

Straight on eye contact.

just think how many times his penis was on those lips.

 

[Kinyou]

damn, Macaulay Culkin appearing in a show like always sunny would be glorious.

 

[Handycrap101]

just think how many times his penis was on those lips.

do you think his pubes are any darker than his facial hair?

 

[Nizz]

Is it just me or is there something wrong with her eyes?

Doesn't she have that thing where one of her eyes is a slightly different color than the other?

She has no ass though

Look at this shit. Depressing.

You had to do that, huh?

 

[billy beane]

This is what I see when I look at him.

 

[Skeyser]

That's really sad, Home Alone was my favorite movie when I was a kid