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[tiff]

Objectum Sexuality, Animism, Objectophilia (clip)

*splooge*

"She is currently fixated with the Twin Towers"

 

[SnakeswithLasers]

In a row?

It was cars, not ducks.

 

[Bisnic]

I don't really want to imagine some guy fucking a car in whatever hole there is.

But thanks for the mind pictures, i appreciate it

Spoiler

not

.

 

[bort]

Mercury Mistress

 

[WrikaWrek]

 

[shaowebb]

I can't wait to hear how he feels about these machines.

GGundam's Swedish Gundam

female transformers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCils2q2GQI

 

[C.Dark.DN]

So, when I clicked that article, I see him next to Herbie. The volkswagen from The Love Bug.

That just fucking ruins that movie for me since he's obvously attracted to the anthropomorphic character.

And he probably jacks off to the Pixar movie Cars.

 

[fallengorn]

what does he do stick it in the tail pipe?

I don't think there's a question as to what his favorite scene from Beverly Hills Cop is.

Not really surprised this guy exists when there's a book like this out: http://www.amazon.com/dp/1402749228/?tag=neogaf0e-20

(It's mostly pics of the cars.)

 

[RebornYeti]

Anal is where the bad stuff comes out (exhaust). Gas tank would be the mouth because that's where the fuel goes in. Not sure where the vagina is.

The ignition.

 

[xelios]

The ignition.

Damn, that's tight.

 

[demosthenes]

I wonder what playing GT/Forza would do to him.

 

[Rekubot]

I don't know if I should laugh or throw up

I'm feeling a little queasy, personally.

 

[ascii42]

The ignition.

So baby gimme that toot toot
Lemme give you that beep beep

 

[G-Fex]

Car jacking off?
Muffler diving?
Lube jobs?

 

[TheOddOne]

I wonder what playing GT/Forza would do to him.

Fuck the tv?

 

[Rentahamster]

The good news is this will result in more hybrids!

Nice.

 

[LCfiner]

Edward Smith with one of his former partners


incredible caption

 

[NewGamePlus]

You can have sex with cars, just never go gas to mouth.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

what does he do stick it in the tail pipe?

Pipe dreams.

 

[Jocchan]

 

[alekth]

So he has sex with cars, but his best time was with a helicopter. In denial!

 

[Rocket Punch]

would

 

[DrMungo]

Mercury Mistress

Stop reading my mind!!!

 

[JABEE]

He's the Wilt Chamberlin of Car F*****.

 

[LuFel]

/thread
i rofl`d!! how crazy!!

 

[skyfinch]

?

At least wear something that matches the car's paint job.

 

[ColonelColon]

1000 cars?

Seems like he'd get tired.

He's probably exhausted. If I owned one of these cars, I know I'd be fuming.

but was it consensual or is he a car rapist?

Cars don't go out wearing fancy new paint jobs unless they're asking for it.

 

[Jinaar]

two tail pipes though. do you take a tantra break and go for the other one, or do you just commit to one at a time?

Fingerbang the hell out of the second one while ploughing the first.

 

[FOOTE]

1000 cars?

Seems like he'd get tired.

I'm sure that he has.

 

[Jerk]

Good for him.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

hhhhhnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg

 

[Lunchbox]

saw a lovely documentary about people who had romantic relationships with objects some time ago. was a lady who was very much turned on by carnival rides and an archer who had a relationship with her bow, etc. fun fun fun.

i do it with my ps3 every night baby

<3

 

[Stellares]

Sounds like one hell of a ride.

 

[Phoenix]

The ignition.

He must be into older cars since the new ones are keyless...

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I wonder what foreplay consists of.

 

[Defuser]

Car bangers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zu0vAMkpag

 

[fastford58]

Mercury Mistress?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI

 

[SouthernDragon]

What a whore.

 

[To Far Away Times]

Rim job?

 

[Amir0x]

*shrug* as long as they consented I'm fine with it

 

[the_log_ride]

He had sex with:

wtf, man?

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Jesus, people. Give the guy a brake.

 

[From The Dust]

*shrug* as long as they consented I'm fine with it

well they can't say no...

*unzips pants*

 

[white dynamite]

what does he do stick it in the tail pipe?

If he did, I can't imagine him doing it for long. It sounds exhausting.

 

[Electivirus]

well they can't say no...

*unzips pants*

One honk means yes, two means no.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Jesus, people. Give the guy a brake.

9/10

 

[From The Dust]

One honk means yes, two means no.

it'll be doing more than two honks, buddy

 

[Drewsky]

How do you fuck a car?

 

[AcridMeat]

With how old the story is I wouldn't be surprised if he's Mr. 3000 and in the hall of fame.

 

[Zombie James]

Car bangers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zu0vAMkpag

Was going to post this.