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[Tommie Hu$tle]

Police: Mother threw sex parties for teenagers

ARVADA, Colorado (AP) -- A 40-year-old woman held sex and drug parties with teenage boys, telling police she wanted to be a "cool mom," authorities say.

Sylvia Johnson allegedly provided marijuana, methamphetamine and alcohol to eight boys at parties held at her suburban Denver home in 2003 and 2004. According to court papers, she admitted having sex with five of the boys.

One of the boys told his mother, and Johnson was arrested in December and charged with offenses including sexual assault and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

According to court papers, Johnson told investigators she was not popular in high school and had finally started "feeling like one of the group."

"She described herself as a 'cool mom,'" police said.

Authorities did not say how many children she has or whether any of them were at the parties.

A message left at the number listed for Johnson was not immediately returned.

Wow, just wow. Talk about some serious after high school issues. Just let it go. But, I can't help to think to myself was she hot? Sadly probably not.

 

[Funky Papa]

 

[Jacobi]

LOL the Pic says you are a FILTHY THIEF !!!
Pics of the cool mom ?

 

[Shinobi]

Boy..."My Friends Hot Mom" needs to emulate this scenario. Wish I was one of those teens.

 

[Chony]

Boy..."My Friends Hot Mom" needs to emulate this scenario. Wish I was one of those teens.

One of the losers had to tell his mommy though.

 

[Matlock]

One of the losers had to tell his mommy though.

That stupid motherfucker.

 

[Shinobi]

:lol There's always one clown in the group isn't there...sigh. Youth is wasted on the young.

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

I'm curious how old these boys are, but serious, who the fuck would tell their mom about it?

 

[miyuru]

Well, it sounds like I sure have some "cool" friends! :lol

 

[LakeEarth]

Slept with 5 of em? Hope to GOD those weren't any of hers.

 

[Desperado]

Stacey's mom has got it goin on
Stacey's mom has got it goin on
Stacey's mom has got it goin on
Stacey's mom has got it goin on
Stacey, can i come over after school (after school)
We can hangaround by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip (business trip)
Is she there, or is she tryin to give me the slip (give me the slip)

You know I'm not the little boy that i used to be
I'm all grown up now Stacey, can't you see

Stacey's mom has got it goin on
She's all that I want and I've waited for so long
Stacey can't you see
You're just not the girl for me
I know I might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacey's mom

Stacey's mom has got it goin on
Stacey's mom has got it goin on

Stacey, do you remember when I mowed your lawn (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (way she stared)
And the way she said
You missed a spot over there (spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out your mom could use a guy like me

Stacey's mom has got it goin on
She's all that I want and I've waited for so long
Stacey can't you see
You're just not the girl for me
I know I might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacey's mom

Stacey's mom (oh oh oh oh)
Stacey's mom (oh oh oh oh)

Stacey can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know i might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacey's mom

 

[jooey]

One of the losers had to tell his mommy though.

and no doubt banned from chess club the next day

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

But since your dad walked out your mom could use a guy like me

I have no clue where this came from but it is funny as hell.

 

[MASB]

There's so much fodder here, a psychologist could write a book or two about this. How do nutcases like this become parents?

http://www.newsfromme.com/archives/2005_01_22.html#009450 Another example of nut parents, though not as crazy as the above mom.

 

[SD-Ness]

There's so much fodder here, a psychologist could write a book or two about this. How do nutcases like this become parents?

http://www.newsfromme.com/archives/2005_01_22.html#009450 Another example of nut parents, though not as crazy as the above mom.

Good read, I guess. Interesting blog.