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[delirium]

I can't even make this stuff up. :lol :lol

QUINTON, Va. - A Virginia man lost about 80 pounds in six months by eating nearly every meal at McDonald's.

Not Big Macs, french fries and chocolate shakes. Mostly salads, wraps and apple dippers without the caramel sauce.

Chris Coleson tipped the scales at 278 pounds in December. The 5-foot-8 Coleson now weighs 199 pounds and his waist size has dropped from 50 to 36.

The 42-year-old businessman from Quinton says he chose McDonald's because it's convenient.

His inspiration came from his two children and from the story of a blind war veteran who rode a tandem bicycle cross-country.

Coleson says his goal is to get back to the 185 pounds he weighed when he married Tricia Summer. Their 10th anniversary is Saturday.

There's some before and after pictures in another article, but since I'm in Vietnam, its bandwidth-pressed so I can't upload them.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25281188/

 

[Dark Octave]

I can't wait to see McDonalds commercials with this guy saying "screw you Jarred!".

 

[Femmeworth]

Wait, what?

 

[Zeke]

take that supersize me movie

 

[Smiles and Cries]

what the hell are apple dippers?

 

[Femmeworth]

what the hell are apple dippers?

Apples with something to dip them in?

 

[delirium]

Wait, what?

I had to do a second take on this too. This is probably one of the weirder stories out there.

 

[AstroLad]

apple dippers without the caramel sauce.

uh, do they mean apples?

 

[thesoapster]

I know whenever I see blind people doing cross-country bicycle rides, the first thing I think of is McDonald's.

 

[Defuser]

I came in here expecting somebody to involved Jared and I got what I wanted :lol

 

[Propagandhim]

You can eat pig lard and lose 80 lbs as long as you're ingesting less calories than you burn. He could've lost weight eating big macs.

 

[Divvy]

Hellloooo diabeetus

 

[MrPing1000]

take that supersize me movie

Well without that film the dude probably wouldn't have been able to do this in the first place.

 

[rollingstart]

uh, do they mean apples?

Yeah, but you get to pay extra and they probably aren't flesh.

 

[Zeke]

Hellloooo diabeetus

I was going to post a diabeetus pics but I'm at work

 

[Justin Bailey]

I was going to post a diabeetus pics but I'm at work

here you go:

 

[Kitschkraft]

You can eat pig lard and lose 80 lbs as long as you're ingesting less calories than you burn. He could've lost weight eating big macs.

Pretty much all there is to it.

If someone were only to eat 1 bigmac a day, and only drank water, they will easily lose weight. How much is a big mac, like, 900 calories? Thats a damn good low cal diet.