What the actual fuck. When I read the thread title I thought he inserted it the other way around (and I didn't think he would have inserted the whole fucking thing inside). What on earth went through this guy's mind?
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Man lodges fork in penis G, A or F
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What the actual fuck. When I read the thread title I thought he inserted it the other way around (and I didn't think he would have inserted the whole fucking thing inside). What on earth went through this guy's mind?
Funky Papa
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I think German-GAF sighed in relief.
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So, Australia is like a town in Florida?
Tommie Hu$tle
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I thought it was a good one. It had all the hallmark signs of a German story.
Sho_Nuff82
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It's like a country full of Floridas.
I once had a catheter inserted at the hospital, and it was one of the most uncomfortable sensations of my life, lube and all. A fork? You'd vomit from the pain I'd imagine.
chickdigger802
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This sounds like a high difficulty Trauma center mission.
FalsettoVibe
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How could anyone get satisfaction by sticking something down your urethra? Seems like it'd be excruciating.
This seems like a common thing to do these days... I read an article about a guy that put Buckyballs down his pee hole and a few of the balls formed into a clump at the end. He had to get surgery.
This seems like a common thing to do these days... I read an article about a guy that put Buckyballs down his pee hole and a few of the balls formed into a clump at the end. He had to get surgery.
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freenudemacusers
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Terrible, right? Everyone in the scene knows you go glass, gives the process a sexy thrill knowing it could snap in half if you bend it wrong while inserting.
MmmSkyscraper
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Mammoth Jones
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For some reason I guessed Germany. This definitely feels like a Germany story.
EDIT: For a better explanation, Germany is fucked up sexual mishaps, Australia is everything trying to goddamn kill people, and Florida is relentlessly unforgiving stupidity.
EDIT: For a better explanation, Germany is fucked up sexual mishaps, Australia is everything trying to goddamn kill people, and Florida is relentlessly unforgiving stupidity.
ViewtifulJC
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I instinctively closed my legs reading this title
I am now crouched into a protected ball at my keyboard looking at this picture
why
I am now crouched into a protected ball at my keyboard looking at this picture
why
freenudemacusers
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I hope you weren't using any cutlery at the time.
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dude, this is not an appropriate time to rub one out.
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