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[Tobor]

It'd be nice if apple gave him a new one...

The iFinger won't be released until next year.

 

[SpacLock]

If only the attackers would have insulted Steve Jobs at some point. Or asked whether the iPad supports Flash.

Hahahaha no kidding.

 

[Complex Shadow]

The iFinger won't be released until next year.

hahahaha NO. JUST NO!

 

[Foob]

How was he holding it? Must have been a shocker. I'm holding shopping bags on my wrist from now on.

say goodbye to your hand

 

[dejay]

Initially I was expecting it to cost and arm and a leg, so I'm pleasantly surprised.

 

[Pachinko]

I must need anger management some days, reading stories like these just makes me all the more ready to beat someone to death (no joke) if something similar ever happened to me.

And I meant the theft, not the twisting off of the guys finger.

 

[Dresden]

At least he won't have a problem trying to multitask--wait, it was for a business gift? Fucking hell, goddamn those assholes. Taking off a man's finger for a fucking iPad.

 

[DonMigs85]

My pinky cringed and wept and I had to stroke it gently

 

[SmZA]

Count Dookkake strikes agai- ...what?

Come on, that was nowhere near Dookake quality

Spoiler

he also would've been the first response

.

 

[neorej]

I'm sure Steve Jobs is pleased the iPad has moved past the hipstercrowd...

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

hope that stupid little cunt gets whats coming to him.

 

[BocoDragon]

Come on, that was nowhere near Dookake quality

Spoiler

he also would've been the first response

.

true :lol :lol

 

[SmokyDave]

Is there an app for that?

Yes

Oh man, I'm rolling here. Thanks for brightening my morning chaps!

 

[layzie1989]

awwww FUCK, i had a friend who had something similar happen to his finger.....called degloving...OMFG

EDIT: OH FUCK DO NOT GOOGLE DEGLOVING >_<

 

[Ferga]

I hate these kind of accidents. I think i would faint if i saw any of my bones. erghh

 

[xMk2x]

People kept ringing the bell!

 

[neojubei]

Denver police make arrest in iPad theft, pinky amputation case



http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_14952107?nclick_check=1

 

[RedShift]

Pretty daring mugging someone in a crowded area like that, I'm surprised they managed to pull it off.

 

[snap0212]

I must need anger management some days, reading stories like these just makes me all the more ready to beat someone to death (no joke) if something similar ever happened to me.

Same here. Except for the killing part... ;-)

 

[quickwhips]

more bullshit where everyone watches and no one gives a fuck enough to stop him. I'm sure there will be a youtube video up before you know it. I hate people.

 

[andycapps]

Denver police make arrest in iPad theft, pinky amputation case



http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_14952107?nclick_check=1

Classic mug shot. He can't believe he got caught. :lol

 

[Dabanton]

Oh well i hope that Ipad was worth stealing.

 

[Raydeen]

Denver police make arrest in iPad theft, pinky amputation case



http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_14952107?nclick_check=1

Was it the girl who filmed the EBM bus video? "HIT DAT PINKY!"

 

[neojubei]

Pic of the bastard stealing the ipad

 

[jax (old)]

I hope he gets minimum a couple of years in the slammer. Oh 3-5 years. No parole. til then. What a piece of shit.

+

when I saw this thread got bump, I was hoping for an arrest.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Classic mug shot. He can't believe he got caught. :lol

*shrugs*

*moves to the next thread*

 

[xMk2x]

*shrugs*

*moves to the next thread*

 

[LM4sure]

This shit makes me so angry, I hope his company pays/paid for the operation.

probably covered under work comp. CO has really nice payouts for permanent partial disability. this guy will be okay...



awww man. why did he have to be black/?

 

[Monocle]

How is he going to be fancy now?

:lol :lol :lol

Amazing.

 

[Replicant]

ARRRRGGHH!!!

Why did I click this thread? That's one mental image I really don't need.

 

[CrankyJay]

Jordan says the Apple bag's cords were wrapped around his fingers and he couldn't let go.

Got lemons? Make lemonade. Sue Apple for using dangerous bags that dismember fingers. :lol

Seriously.

 

[CrankyJay]

Classic mug shot. He can't believe he got caught. :lol

Well, when the made for TV movie comes out for this, he can be played by Jamie Foxx. Holy doppleganger, Batman!

 

[DopeyFish]

http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=148599&provider=top&catid=188

what a moron :lol

now he's serving up to 24 years in prison for stealing an ipad

 

[DrForester]

http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=148599&provider=top&catid=188

what a moron :lol

now he's serving up to 24 years in prison for stealing an ipad

Why in the world would they want the guy killed. The thing was caught on video tape, killing him wouldn't make the charges go away.

 

[Wallach]

Damn, I used to shop at that Apple store, it's where I bought my Touch.

Edit - I just read the follow up story. Holy fuck, what a scumbag piece of shit.

 

[jambo]

My pinky just went all tingly =S

 

[saelz8]

The guards read the mail, dumbass! :lol

 

[BertramCooper]

Holy hell.

I feel so bad for the victim. That is just beyond twisted.

 

[CaptainMintMan]

I'd give those thieves the finger.

How the f do you guys keep coming up with these things... :lol

 

[Dead Man]

http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=148599&provider=top&catid=188

what a moron :lol

now he's serving up to 24 years in prison for stealing an ipad

:lol Hope they get a conviction for it.

 

[DR2K]

It's probably because Apple wouldn't accept cash.

 

[DreamMachine]

Look at the good side, at least the victim can properly use an iphone 4 now and have no connection issues :vaderjobs

 

[outsida]

I point the finger of blame squarely at the parents of this trouble young chap.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Classic mug shot. He can't believe he got caught. :lol

Take his eyes, then he will covet less.

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

Now that's what I call a five finger discount.

Spoiler

YEEEEAAAAAAAAH!