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[Dalek]

Man stops at In-N-Out drive thru during police chase

CHANDLER, Ariz. (KSAZ) - A man is in custody after leading police on a bizarre chase into the east Valley on Wednesday night.

Phoenix police began following the suspect in Phoenix and the pursuit continued into the east Valley, but it took a bizarre turn when the suspect stopped at an In-N-Out Burger restaurant's drive-thru near Priest and Ray Roads in Chandler.

The suspect appeared to order food, but then drove away and got out of his pickup truck near Rock Wren Way and Ray Road.

He then ran into a backyard and tried to get into a house through the back door. When he couldn't get inside the home, the suspect surrendered to police and was taken into custody.

According to jail records, 35-year-old Joshua Adkins was booked on suspicion of unlawful flight from law enforcement, aggravated assault-domestic violence and unlawful imprisonment.

Video at the link.
Animal Style me if old.

 

[Stinkles]

Animal style Adkins diet doesn't work.

 

[Carnby]

 

[Knuckle Sandwich]

An In-N-Out with no line? The fuck?

 

[frontovik]

Now that is fast food.

 

[Premium Quality]

An In-N-Out with no line? The fuck?

That's the first thing that I got out of the story as well.

 

[Hypemaster]

I'm bout to order some delivery right now

 

[Fades]

Now that is fast food.

Yeah, he got in and out of that drive thru pretty quickly.

 

[hateradio]

An In-N-Out with no line? The fuck?

Arizona, tho

 

[User 479360]

Well, that was dumb.

 

[Pamplemousse]

He's got his priorities straight.

 

[zma1013]

If he has a good lawyer, he'll be In-N-Out of prison in no time.

 

[Cuburt]

An In-N-Out with no line? The fuck?

Yeah, I thought that would be how they caught him, he got stuck in the line.

 

[J-Tier]

Isn't Arizona the other Florida?

 

[Ooccoo]

fast and delicious

 

[Ponn]

He might have been trying to throw them off they weren't directly behind him. Like he had a sudden thought "Maybe if I quick turn into this drive thru they will miss me or not notice me" type thing. The alternative of him just wanting a burger during a chase is much funnier though so i'm going with that.

 

[Pharaun]

He just had to have that double double action.

 

[Biff]

Ok, there's no way there's a Simpsons GIF for this, right?

 

[ArgyleReptile]

Ok, there's no way there's a Simpsons GIF for this, right?

 

[Pharaun]

Ok, there's no way there's a Simpsons GIF for this, right?

You'd be wrong, I remember Snake being chased by the police while waving a sandwich out of the car, but I can't find the .gif

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

I've been to that one before.

 

[Bumblebeetuna]

Animal style Adkins diet doesn't work.

can't believe no one else is showing love to this glorious first post.

 

[lightskintwin]

An In-N-Out with no line? The fuck?

Dare I say he literally got in and out?

 

[echoshifting]

So....what did he order

 

[Nerdkiller]

Better one.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Better one.

How is this even possible

 

[marvelharvey]

Isn't this a Kids In The Hall sketch?

 

[Biff]

Better one.

W
T
F

 

[Frozenprince]

It'll never not be funny to me that you guys really don't get that there is, in fact, a Simpsons moment for EVERYTHING.

 

[nabe_shogun]

Arizona, tho

They always have lines when I go to them. I've never been to this particular one though.

 

[Dalek]

Better one.

Oh my God hahahahaa

 

[TAJ]

I've never seen an empty In-N-Out drive-through.

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

That isn't even the craziest Arizona police chase story. I remember watching the news and it had some guy stop at the gas station, run into the store for cigarettes. He somehow got them and made it back to his car even though he had squad cars right behind him.

 

[Dash_Riprock]

That isn't even the craziest Arizona police chase story. I remember watching the news and it had some guy stop at the gas station, run into the store for cigarettes. He somehow got them and made it back to his car even though he had squad cars right behind him.

Did he pay for them?

 

[Dalek]

I've never seen an empty In-N-Out drive-through.

Even when they're closed there's just people lined up there waiting.

 

[tearsintherain]

Hey, sometimes you just really want a burger.

"In'n'out... thats what a hamburger is... alllll about!"

although I prefer my double double animal style protein style, where they wrap it in lettuce instead of a bun.

 

[Zaphrynn]

It'll never not be funny to me that you guys really don't get that there is, in fact, a Simpsons moment for EVERYTHING.

The relevant Simpsons for the woman pretending to be black that was a leader for NAACP destroyed me.

http://neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=167440206

Like how???

Spoiler

Yeah I know why they changed him but it's still crazy a Simpsons gift applied to that thread

 

[Javaman]

Sounds like he was out of it, either due to drugs or a medical condition.

 

[Sandfox]

In-N-Out: So good you'll go to jail for it

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Suspect orders burger; police deliver justice

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

An In-N-Out with no line? The fuck?

Evading the police makes traffic magically disappear.

 

[Cappa]

Better one.

jesus....this is amazing.

 

[kmfdmpig]

The mug shot looks like Sullivan Stapleton if he made bad choices throughout his life.

 

[Forerunner]

He knows what's up. Last good meal before going to jail.

 

[Orkidea]

Better one.

LOL there really is one for everything

 

[Extra Sauce]

Maybe he realized there was no escaping the authorities, so he decided to grab one last tasty meal before being stuck with shitty prison food.

 

[RionaaM]

It'll never not be funny to me that you guys really don't get that there is, in fact, a Simpsons moment for EVERYTHING.

There has to be an exception somewhere, right? I mean, I know there's a Simpsons .gif for everything, but it can't truly be everything, can it?

 

[Plum]

That isn't even the craziest Arizona police chase story. I remember watching the news and it had some guy stop at the gas station, run into the store for cigarettes. He somehow got them and made it back to his car even though he had squad cars right behind him.

That's literally what happened in a movie I saw a few weeks back (Tresspass Against Us is the name, was alright)

Guess reality is as strange, or stranger than fiction.

 

[Bread]

although I prefer my double double animal style protein style, where they wrap it in lettuce instead of a bun.

almost makes you feel like you're eating health food

fuck now i want one at 9:15 am

 

[XiaNaphryz]