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[poodaddy]

Maybe it was too cold in there and he was graciously trying to warm them up? He expected a, "Thank you!"

 

[Major Insano]

He looks in pretty good condition after that beatdown, unfortunately...

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

He looks in pretty good condition after that beatdown, unfortunately...

Should have repeatedly punched him in the dick until it becomes mashed potatoes.

 

[Audiophile]

" the Surprise Police Department "

 

[Rien]

that was a pretty hard beating but I can understand being pissed-off

 

[Power Pro]

that was a pretty hard beating but I can understand being pissed-off

You mean pissed-on?

 

[GymWolf]

Had dude like

It wasn't in the uk.

 

[Toots]

10th form piss breathing technique ?

 

[Stitch]

Had dude like

Deadliest Warrior was a cool show. I also liked the Xbox games.

 

[stn]

The justice system probably won't do anything, so its good that he at least got a beating beforehand.

 

[saintjules]

 

[Mr Hyde]

That dude fucking wailed on him, holy shit. Love a good beat down on disgusting degenerates.

 

[GymWolf]

Arizona Man Beaten Up, Arrested for Urinating in Theater During 'Demon Slayer'

One moviegoer took being in Surprise, Arizona, a little too literally ... as he allegedly whipped out his member and relieved himself in the middle of a movie -- surprising several fellow patrons.

amp.tmz.com

The beater had pillow punches, dude has barely a mark on his face...

 

[meliodas]

But why? That is some weird shit

 

[demigod]

At least he wasn't the Semen Slayer.

My son said he heard it was some dude masturbating that got beat up.

 

[jason10mm]

Arizona Man Beaten Up, Arrested for Urinating in Theater During 'Demon Slayer'

One moviegoer took being in Surprise, Arizona, a little too literally ... as he allegedly whipped out his member and relieved himself in the middle of a movie -- surprising several fellow patrons.

amp.tmz.com

Guy looks like he took every slider on the character creator and ran them to the far left or right of their scales

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

The justice system probably won't do anything, so its good that he at least got a beating beforehand.

People still call it the justice system?

 

[Skifi28]

What happened to publicly masturbating under your treanchcoat without bothering anyone? The new generation is just the worst.

 

[rkofan87]

i am so happy the guy who beat him up did not get charged.

 

[Miles708]

 

[digital_ghost]

His excuse was like "The movie was so scary it scared the piss outta me officer"

 

[mitch1971]

3D really has come a long way.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

I see pee wee is still going to movies.

At least it was a porn flick, and no children should have been present, but in this dude's case, he just whipped it out and casually let the golden shower spring forth. Sick fucking bastard and he's lucky it was that family that was beating on him. I know individuals, PERSONALLY that would have shot dude for that shit. There are just some people you don't fucking play with and we have people among us who forget that constantly, and want to "Fuck Around and Find Out"

 

[Escape Goat]

I was just looking at apartments in Surprise.

My frothing demand increases.

 

[AJUMP23]

At least it was a porn flick, and no children should have been present, but in this dude's case, he just whipped it out and casually let the golden shower spring forth. Sick fucking bastard and he's lucky it was that family that was beating on him. I know individuals, PERSONALLY that would have shot dude for that shit. There are just some people you don't fucking play with and we have people among us who forget that constantly, and want to "Fuck Around and Find Out"

Finally someone acknowledged my top tier comment.

 

[GateofD]

Deadliest Warrior was a cool show. I also liked the Xbox games.

The dumb sequence when they hit the button on the excel sheet and it goes all matrix and loads into the little movie simulation lol

 

[GateofD]

Pee Wee did nothing wrong

 

[Durien]

I went to see this with the fam today and let me tell you, by then end, the urge to pee was real...the movie is over 2 1/2 hours long...