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[DrForester]

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/unusual/101811-Man-Allegedly-Beat-Woman-with-Frozen-Armadillo

DALLAS - A man used a frozen armadillo to attack a 57-year old Pleasant Grove woman, Dallas police said.

The incident happened on Sept. 29 in an apartment complex parking lot.

According to investigators, the altercation occurred when the suspect was selling the carcass to the victim, who planned to eat the animal.

The pair apparently began arguing over the price of the item when the man twice threw the armadillo at the woman.

The animal first struck the woman in the leg and then in her chest.

She was reportedly bruised by the attack.

Detectives have been unable to find the man, who could face assault charges.

 

[RevDM]

Guess he was Armed and dangerous

 

[Raide]

I am sure he will receive a frosty reception when the police find him.

 

[Joel Was Right]

Must have been an armed dealer

 

[Divvy]

She should have just shelled out the cash.

 

[DonMigs85]

She should have just shelled out the cash.

Your avatar is so apt for this thread

 

[Sutton Dagger]

 

[Divvy]

Your avatar is so apt for this thread

Sandshrews are pangolins!

 

[Qasiel]

Where was her Knight in shining Arma when she needed him?

Beaten with a frozen animal though, that's just cold.

 

[Poyunch]

There's a Chuck Testa joke that's applicable to this topic. Whatever it may be.

 

[Stinkles]

This is a Pink Fairy Armadillo.

 

[Deadbeat]

This is a Pink Fairy Armadillo.

Looks like an Armadillo/Rabbit hybrid.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

This is a Pink Fairy Armadillo.

He looks fabulous

 

[rj118]

This guy sounds like he must have been a cold shell of a person to have done something so mean-spirited.

 

[Stinkles]

Looks like an Armadillo/Rabbit hybrid.

The Mayan word for Armadillo means Turtle-Rabbit. One of the few animals that can beat itself in a race in a fable.

 

[Josh7289]

She had planned to eat it?

 

[Nix]

Hahahahaha, what? Oh man, I am rolling.

Beaten? With an Armadillo!? A frozen Armadillo!???? Holy shit, I would pay to see that.

 

[besada]

I wanted $50 and she said Rudy's corpse was only worth $20. She got what she deserved.

 

[jercruz]

that's just so cold.

 

[Az987]

Aw he just threw it at her?

I had an image in my head of a guy holding it by the tail and beating her mercilessly.

I am disappointed.

 

[besada]

She had planned to eat it?

It's not too bad in chili. A little greasy, and tough if you don't cook it for a long time, but otherwise quite tasty.

 

[GTP_Daverytimes]

Dam Gaf and their jokes, lol.