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[Alucard]

Jericho getting paid hard by Vince to shout out The Marine 3.

 

[Ultratech]

I seriously can't buy Miz playing a Marine.

Nope.

 

[The Frankman]

lol budget cuts.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Miz is covered in the Maryse juice.

Bright orange.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

What's Jericho doing interviewing these Assclowns?!

 

[Brinbe]

do any of these guys have anything to do during WM?

 

[Cousteau]

Barrett needs to be in a Street Fighter movie.

 

[darkside31337]

This is so amazing. They are totally shitting on WWE films, fucking fantastic.

 

[Cagey]

I was given the TV tonight, watching live... I don't think I've looked at the screen in over an hour. FFS.

AND IT STARTED SO WELL.

 

[Gorillaz]

holy shit there is so much ad stuffing in this one night of RAW

 

[kassatsu]

zzzzzz these ads

 

[Ozone]

So. Many. Trailers.

MAKE IT STOP.

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

Miz and Wade feud?

Awesome.

Wonder if Miz will be getting his Intercontinental title back.

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

I legit forgot that Miz was a face and thought Jericho was being sarcastic until just now.

 

[UberTag]

On the subject of statistics, here's what I got for 2013 so far:
Top 5 Wins:
Alberto Del Rio (16 Wins, 0 Losses)
Sheamus(16 Wins, 5 Losses)
Randy Orton(15 Wins, 7 Losses)
Daniel Bryan(12 Wins, 9 Losses)
Kane(11 Wins, 8 Losses)

Top 5 Losses:
Cody Rhodes(5 Wins, 16 Losses)
Antonio Cesaro(8 Wins, 15 Losses)
Damien Sandow(6 Wins, 15 Losses)
Dolph Ziggler(5 Wins, 13 Losses)
Heath Slater(1 Win, 13 Losses)

It's a homemade spreadsheet, so there may be some mistakes though.

Can you blame the WWE Universe for being apathetic to anyone and everyone when the faces always win and the heels always lose?
You can't pin all of the blame on Del Rio and Miz for not getting over. Nobody cares because nobody has a reason to care.

 

[cacophony]

this is so shameless i love it

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

All these movies look the same and low budget and bad.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Feuding over whos movie is shittier

 

[RellyRell28]

A movie feud okay. Maybe Miz can get IC run out of it.

 

[Toki767]

At least Wade's movie was actually in theaters.

 

[Nebula]

OM WOID BARRAH

 

[Sabucin]

I would like a Fatal 4 way for the U.S and the IC championship.

Miz vs Jericho vs Cesaro vs Warret.

EDIT: Ugh, Miz is fuckin' awful.

 

[Ilive1up]

Feuding over whos movie is shittier

it's true.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

All these movies look the same and low budget and bad.

And none of them look PG.

 

[Brinbe]

They've killed Barrett... no one gives a shit about him, his movie, or title.

 

[Gorillaz]

All these movies look the same and low budget and bad.

That's the WWE movie magic bay bee. Take it in. Embrace it

 

[Enfinit]

On the subject of statistics, here's what I got for 2013 so far:
Top 5 Wins:
Alberto Del Rio (16 Wins, 0 Losses)
Sheamus(16 Wins, 5 Losses)
Randy Orton(15 Wins, 7 Losses)
Daniel Bryan(12 Wins, 9 Losses)
Kane(11 Wins, 8 Losses)

Top 5 Losses:
Cody Rhodes(5 Wins, 16 Losses)
Antonio Cesaro(8 Wins, 15 Losses)
Damien Sandow(6 Wins, 15 Losses)
Dolph Ziggler(5 Wins, 13 Losses)
Heath Slater(1 Win, 13 Losses)

It's a homemade spreadsheet, so there may be some mistakes though.

Just curious, but is there anywhere on the Internet that has a running win/loss record for every superstar for all-time? Someone out there has to keep track of this.

 

[Ozone]

Please don't lead up to a Mania match. PLEASE.

EDIT: Oh, against Jericho and not Miz? Okay, I can do that.

 

[Ultratech]

Wade Barrett: So busy being Wade Barrett, he passed up dozens of movie roles. (According to him.)

 

[cacophony]

lol Michael Cole

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

God damn Jericho haha. Not sure if he's helping Miz or taunting Miz.

 

[Razorskin]

Wow that marine 3 footage was awful

 

[FallingEdge]

"How bad is this?"

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

"How bad is this?"

DID THEY JUST ADMIT THAT MIZ IS AWFUL???

 

[Gorillaz]

Lawler: How bad is this?


He has broken the 4th wall for the 3rd time tonight.

 

[Alucard]

Way to sell the product, Cole.

"How bad is this?"

LOL.

 

[Deleted member 8095]

Haha, awesome Ace Ventura!

 

[Killing_Joke]

I hate Miz more than Cena.

 

[Ultratech]

lol Mad Ox

"stahp"

 

[Tawney Bomb]

Mad OX save us!

 

[Brinbe]

MAD OX

 

[Dark Ninja]

Get Miz out of there have Wade and Jericho feud

 

[somedevil]

So Jericho is going to put over Barrett at Wrestlemania?

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

LOL maddox. stopit!

 

[Sanjuro]

Maddox :bow

 

[Dave Meltzer]

MAD OX.

 

[Ozone]

Dat Mad Ox.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

Just curious, but is there anywhere on the Internet that has a running win/loss record for every superstar for all-time? Someone out there has to keep track of this.

I know cagematch.net keeps track of it well. They even include all the house shows, which is just crazy to me.

 

[BlazinAm]

This is turning into the worst kids show possible.

 

[dream]

Seeing Jericho doing his schtick in 2013 is like, I dunno, going to a 80's band's farewell tour. They perform the same tired, hackneyed material and we politely cheer because what the hell else were we expecting?