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[slightconfuse]

Cena knows he was superstar of the year right?????

 

[KissVibes]

What song is this?

 

[Dark Ninja]

can we get another empty stadium promo

 

[Gorillaz]

Are they actually pushing Emo Cena?

isn't that best cena?

 

[Officerrob]

Seriously? Linking his divorce to the Mania loss? LOL

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Aww dammit sad montage is like guaranteed win

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

Does anyone have Cesaro's win/loss record since the start of the ear?

My spreadsheet has it 8 wins, 15 losses.

 

[Host Samurai]

Too many Attitude Era moments - they're great and all, but Paul Bearer really shined in some of those early Undertaker promos and the Funeral Home segments.

Agreed. He was great during the New Generation era when he managed the purple Undertaker. His promos for Kamala and Yoko really stand out when Taker is building his caskets

 

[BlazinAm]

Whoa using his marriage in the angle?

 

[Penguin]

Oh they are actually making it seem like Cena had a bad year.. and mentioned his divorce!

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Cena has had such a hard 12 months.

 

[Nebula]

Conviniently skip the MITB win.

 

[krae_man]

Cena won every single one of the feuds featured in this "My life was in a tailspin" package.

 

[The Frankman]

This is seriously hilarious. So now he lost a year of this life and he was miserable but won Superstar of the Year anyway?

Seriously WWE?

 

[Ozone]

"Worst" year of his career.

Wins Superstar of the Year.

 

[slightconfuse]

les we not forget he beat BORK LASER not even Triple H could do that!

 

[A Pretty Panda]

I HATE WRESTLING

 

[cryptic]

I can't enjoy this product with Cena.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Hey WWE, quit sort of stealing my ideas!

 

[Brinbe]

zzzzzzzzzzz........

 

[KissVibes]

NO ONE HAS THE PASSION THAT JOHN CENA HAS!

EXCEPT ALL THOSE GUYS THAT BECAME FAMOUS WORKING SCHOOL GYMS AND STATE FAIRS FOR $15 A MATCH.

 

[Ithil]

The only feuds in the entirety of 2012 that Cena lost were against Rock and Punk. Kane, Ziggler, Brock, Johnny Ace, Big Show, Cena won against all of them. What a terrible tough year my heart is breaking oh...no.

 

[ZeroRay]

Cena won every single one of the feuds featured in this "My life was in a tailspin" package.

You know, if he actually lost those feuds, this match would have some weight to it. Can't have that now can we?

 

[krae_man]

When did Cena beat Sheamus?

When did Cena beat Kevin Federline?

When did Cena beat Taker?

 

[The Frankman]

You know, if he actually lost those feuds, this match would have some weight to it. Can't have that now can we?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE MAKING TOO MUCH SENSE

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

This is atrocious. Bringing down an actually good Raw for once.

 

[Ozone]

Shield in 3... 2... After this commercial break!

 

[toddhunter]

When did Cena beat Taker?

Next year. After he buries the Rock.

 

[jobber]

When did Cena beat Sheamus?

When did Cena beat Kevin Federline?

When did Cena beat Taker?

Cena also never beat Jesus.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

This thing on the app is so much better than anything else lol

 

[Nebula]

Cena also never beat Jesus.

Swerve. Cena is Jesus.

 

[krae_man]

You know, if he actually lost those feuds, this match would have some weight to it. Can't have that now can we?

Yeah he's in a place where he actually does lose from time to time, but he almost never loses feuds. Dolph got the PPV win, but had to job to Cena like 15 times in a row after to counter it.

 

[British Monsoon]

Agreed. He was great during the New Generation era when he managed the purple Undertaker. His promos for Kamala and Yoko really stand out when Taker is building his caskets

I can't seem to find it on youtube, but there's a fantastic promo he gives just before Undertaker returns from having his orbital bone broken - Paul screaming "You Mabel, you Yokozuna...you crushed his FACE!" before swearing revenge is one of the most vivid moments I recall from those days. Loved all the Funeral Parlour segments, Bearer was amazing.

 

[RellyRell28]

In Morgan Freeman's tenure as president a comet hit the US and the White House got attack. Not a good record as President

 

[slightconfuse]

Gomu Gomu no Assaassin

 

[jobber]

Swerve. Cena is Jesus.

not that Jesus

JE 'SUS

stabbed him in a club

 

[Alucard]

Just tuned in. Saw Cesaro/Del Rio. Almost no pop for Del Rio. Really failed attempt at making a face. :-/

BROCK.

 

[somedevil]

What about Bryan? 0-25 or something?

I know your joking but he is 11-8 as of now.

 

[Nebula]

SNOOZEMUS oh and Randy Boreton.

 

[Ozone]

Wait... what? They had Orton come out, then Rhodes Scholars, THEN Sheamus?

WHAT IS THIS?

 

[UberTag]

I know your joking but he is 11-8 as of now.

How many of those matches were tag matches where Kane got the win after getting the hot tag from D.Brine after he was beat up a bunch?

 

[toddhunter]

I know your joking but he is 11-8 as of now.

Thanks. Is that singles?

 

[British Monsoon]

Just tuned in. Saw Cesaro/Del Rio. Almost no pop for Del Rio. Really failed attempt at making a face. :-/

They didn't really do enough to make his heel persona despised, which is remarkable considering the rich heel gimmick writes itself, and now his face stuff just comes across as insincere.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Wait... what? They had Orton come out, then Rhodes Scholars, THEN Sheamus?

WHAT IS THIS?

My thought exactly.

 

[Sanjuro]

"To, The Giant."

 

[Dark Ninja]

Wait... what? They had Orton come out, then Rhodes Scholars, THEN Sheamus?

WHAT IS THIS?

Super Faces thats what or Vince Mcmahon:Fuck You

 

[Brinbe]

Rhodes Scholars still can't escape jobbing wtf

 

[JehutyRunner]

What song is this?

Civil Twilight - Letters from the Sky

I'm pretty sure they use this song for every big Cena feud (remember when they closed out the Cena-Orton feud at Bragging Rights 2008 (2009?).

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

Thanks. Is that singles?

No, most of those were tag-team matches. His last singles win was on Saturday Morning Slam.

 

[Nebula]

Just realised we still have like an hour to go and I'm dead. I'll wait to see the next segment.