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[painey]

this fake accent OMG

 

[Phatmac]

LOL DAT FAKE ACCENT IS HORRID!

 

[ramoisdead]

The worst fake accent I ever heard.

 

[djplaeskool]

How did this manage to go from bad to worse...

 

[reptilescorpio]

Would be great to see Cena crushed by Rusev at Wrestlemania.
Comes out to gloat on Raw (as an actual fucking heel for once, not this face Rusev they keep running with) and Kurt Angle comes out to start a program for the title at the next PPV.
Angle retires US champ regaining a shred of dignity.

Spoiler

Angle gets picked up for drink driving and his legacy contract is killed. Goes back to TNA

 

[Anth0ny]

THIS ACCENT

 

[RP912]

Lana or Riot!

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

AND I'M JUST A REGULAR GUY ON 93 XRT!!!

 

[Judderman]

You couldn't find anyone in the back with a better fucking accent?

 

[Officerrob]

They couldn't get a guy with a better fake accent?

 

[NastyBook]

We Want Lana :/

The realest chant.

 

[darkside31337]

rusev's lawyer is right. there should be no match.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

The fake accent is disgustingly bad.

 

[SmithnCo]

This accent holy shit lol

 

[iMax]

Fantastic Russian-Canadian accent there.

 

[abstract alien]

That dude lives next door to me.

 

[UberTag]

But the US Champ represents the USA. And who's more American than Cena?

Well...Hogan. And Kurt Angle. And Bob Backlund. And Lex Luger. But after THOSE dudes...no one.

Don't forget about the modern pioneer of the USA chant... Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

 

[Surge]

LOL this fake accent

 

[krae_man]

"Lana agreed, Lana doesn't count"

:lol

 

[Fox318]

Man heel cena is best cena

 

[Man God]

Don't forget about the modern pioneer of the USA chant... Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

Canadian Turncoat!

 

[mightynine]

I like how they remembered to put the fake crowd cheer in the promo package after Lana broke down, but forgot in that last bit.

 

[Vylash]

i can't believe TheWesker is on raw, why didn't he tell us?

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

This guy sounds like one of the "Da Bears" SNL characters doing a Russian accent doing a Chicago accent.

 

[TomcatTheLion]

This accent is hilariously bad.

 

[Sanjuro]

 

[ChosenPredator]

you know when commentary is talking over him that vince and triple H are trying to save the segment

 

[abstract alien]

Thank you announce team lol

 

[Officerrob]

Claire Lynch would be proud

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Worst. Accent. Ever. Even JBL is shitting on this guy.

 

[Fox318]

DMczaf is right.

Good for him representing rusev

 

[Dick Justice]

They should've just had Cesaro play the aide.

Also shut the fuck up JBL. And Booger.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Seth's high school buddy filling in as Rusev's lawyer

 

[ramoisdead]

Accent man will be the highlight of this Raw. I don't think anyone can top him.

 

[Man God]

you know when commentary is talking over him that vince and triple H are trying to save the segment

Segment doesn't need saving, it's amazing.

 

[iMax]

 

[Karsha]

Rusev looks like the villain from "Lionheart"

 

[Dunedain_Ranger]

Going to raw next week any gaffers going ?

 

[RP912]

the suit is NOT BLACK!

 

[Guzim]

Hahaha JBL.

 

[darkside31337]

cena is going to be completely naked by the time this speech is finished

 

[krae_man]

"I'm so mad, I might stop shilling my merch for 5 seconds...just kidding"

 

[notworksafe]

I'm so happy that this is when I tuned in. Not even ironically. This segment is amazing.

 

[Man God]

cena is going to be completely naked by the time this speech is finished

I didn't even notice, that's hilarious!

 

[Sou Da]

Dude went to pick up that shirt quick before someone got some free merch.

 

[Phatmac]

Angry Cena!

 

[CreeperBlocks]

I'm just waiting for the Mountie to show up

 

[MC Safety]

This is awful even for professional wrestling.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Slaughter had to write that for Rusev. That is so Slaughter material

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Can we have just ONE contract signing without things going awry?