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[Professor Beef]

Jinder getting squashed? Maybe the Funkasaurus isn't so bad after all.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

SOMEBODY CALL MY MAMA

 

[Anth0ny]

HE'S BACK

 

[MetatronM]

How much more ridiculous and over the top can Jinder Mahal get?

 

[Ithil]

Did King just imply Mahal has a rug made out of human skin?

 

[CrunchinJelly]

And the crowd goes mild.

 

[Shadowlink]

SOMEBODY CALL MY MAMA!

 

[Ultratech]

Mmm...booty!

 

[Brinbe]

hahaa wtf

The Funk is back

 

[darkside31337]

Did King just imply Mahal has a rug made out of human skin?

Maybe he did. Could have totally gotten away with it too since nobody pays attention to Jinder Mahal.

 

[Hyuga]

Wow, Clay looks like a retard

 

[Officerrob]

Absolutely NO reaction

 

[Y2Kev]

I don't really care about the gimmick. Brodus Clay just makes me physically ill.

 

[Ithil]

And the crowd goes mild.

Attractive women are dancing. Crowd can go fuck itself (apart from our GAFers).

 

[Ultratech]

1, 2, Squashed!

 

[krae_man]

Funkasarus vs Magnum Tokyo at Wrestlemania!

 

[TheChits]

I'm really enjoying Brodus Clay recently, even if only for his dancers. And the match ended immediately lol

 

[Deleted member 8095]

This guy should be a monster heel. Too bad he's this abortion instead. What a waste of time.

 

[Alex Anderson]

90 seconds I said? More like 30

 

[Officerrob]

So he comes back with a worse finisher? LOL

 

[Dinokill]

This fatass is boring ass hell. Cant dance, cant wrestle, cant do shit.

 

[truly101]

Yeah! I've got a better one! Let's make him roar a lot and squash jobbers, and do nothing discernible beyond roaring and throwing guys around. He also will have a generic rock tune and no valets.

I call this revolutionary gimmic...the monster heel.

Never before has its like been witnessed.

Thats pretty much what happened, except with dancers

 

[Lingitiz]

Dear God his entrance was longer than the match. I know they are just squash matches, but I can't tell if he's going to be any good until he has an actual competitive match. Right now it looks like he has 3 moves max.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Unless something happens here, Clay's time off TV makes no sense.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Nice to see a joke character squashing dat mid card.

 

[Hyuga]

And his in-ring outfit.... lmao.
Pure shit!

 

[Y2Kev]

Bring Back Mohammad Hassan

And his in-ring outfit.... lmao.
Pure shit!

He looks like a big fucking donkey

 

[krae_man]

WTF the camera cut away when Naomi went low.

 

[Judderman]

Did King just imply Mahal has a rug made out of human skin?

After hearing this, Vince considers calling Jinder to arrange an exchange of his bear skin rug for Jinder's human skin rug.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Hopefully Brodus gets a WrestleMania match.

 

[Shadowlink]

HBK/Taker promo at the top of the hour.

 

[canadian crowe]

Not enough flamboyant dancing during the match. I liked that he creeped his opponents out.

 

[darkside31337]

Hopefully Brodus gets a WrestleMania match.

I bet you jerks would totally love a Brodus Clay vs Miz match.

Too bad Miz would win.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Brodus Clay is going to attack one of his dancers prompting Cm Punk to call him out on his actions. This will be the WWE's way of using the Chris Brown twitter feud.

 

[Credo]

I agree with Kev about FEing Clay.....UNLESS he starts coming out with no shirt, X-shaped tape across his navel, and goes by King Clay.

 

[C.Dark.DN]

Aren't you supposed to build up promos?

"Oh yeah, by the way, HBK and Undertaker are going to talk tonight."

Or did I miss something?

 

[Ithil]

Nice to see a joke character squashing dat mid card.

Mahal, mid card?

 

[El Pescado]

What the hell at the GAF hate for The Funkasaurous. :<

 

[Keyser Soze]

Unless something happens here, Clay's time off TV makes no sense.

The Claymates and him now wear matching colors. Shopping takes a long time!

 

[Hyuga]

He looks like a big fucking donkey

Totally!
His tattoos are ugly, his outfit is shit.
What were they thinking?

He should be a monster heel, something like Bam Bam Bigelow and not ..... this.... whatever he is now!

 

[HarryDemeanor]

I bet you jerks would totally love a Brodus Clay vs Miz match.

Too bad Miz would win.

Oh I would love that match. Brodus would squash Miz in two seconds.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Did you know

Naomi is stuck as a backup dancer, when she's a better wrestler than 95% of the divas on the roster.

Did you know

Out of everyone on tough enough, the first one to get hired after the show was Cameron. Not Luke. Not Jeremiah. Alicia Fox vs Melina girl who was eliminated first and not there because she was a fan of wrestling.

 

[darkside31337]

What the hell at the GAF hate for The Funkasaurous. :<

He was awesome the first time he showed up.

He was pretty cool the second time he showed up.

And then yeah. He's already older than Cena.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Brodus Clay is going to attack one of his dancers prompting Cm Punk to call him out on his actions. This will be the WWE's way of using the Chris Brown twitter feud.

Holy shit, this is brilliant. And it's got just the right amount of crazy for Vince to do it.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

What the hell at the GAF hate for The Funkasaurous. :<

They don't want to be entertained.

I bet they're all marks for Khali.

 

[MetatronM]

Aren't you supposed to build up promos?

"Oh yeah, by the way, HBK and Undertaker are going to talk tonight."

Or did I miss something?

Yes, you have. They've been hyping HBK-Taker since last Raw.

 

[Shadowlink]

What the hell at the GAF hate for The Funkasaurous. :<

We're sick of seeing the same shit all the time.

They don't want to be entertained.

I bet they're all marks for Khali.

Khali? ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO?!

 

[Deleted member 8095]

No, Brodus looks like King Hippo.

 

[Entropia]

What a twink./

 

[Ithil]

Totally!
His tattoos are ugly, his outfit is shit.
What were they thinking?

He should be a monster heel, something like Bam Bam Bigelow and not ..... this.... whatever he is now!

Oh fuck off with monster heels. There is nothing interesting about a generic fat monster heel.