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March Wrasslin |OT| Road To WrassleMania

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SoulPlaya

more money than God
bean breath said:
I'm late on this but here's my take on why I think Heavy isn't a joke character.

Back in November I think, Heavy was hyping WWE like crazy. Everyone was apathetic because of how the main event of Survivor Series was booked. The Rock wrestling before Wrestlemania, plus he was teaming up with Cena, the guy he's facing at Mania. And to top it off, they were facing the Miz and R-Truth, two guys Cena singlehandedly dominated the last few Raws.

I think the Rock was scheduled to appear on the Raw before SS and Heavy was pimping it like nothing else.
"Guys, this is going to be the best Raw yet!", "You have to watch this one, The Rock is going to be on, everything will make sense after this!".

Lo and behold, it wound up being one of the worst Raws of the month easily, but maybe even the worst one of the Fall thus far.

After the show, people were mentioning Heavy, looking for a response. If Heavy liked this Raw then for sure he's a joke character.

But Heavy abruptly took some kind of month long sabbatical from Wrasslegaf right after that Raw, lol. He didn't want to show his face in here after he'd practically begged all of us to tune in to this Raw. He should up again in December and never mentioned that Raw again.


And that, is how I know Heavy isn't a joke character.
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I don't think he started out as a joke character. I think he became a joke character.
 
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GBONZZZZ

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spindashing said:
You are a bastard.

No but seriously: I missed you guys. <3 But, staying away from posting on WrestleGAF got easier after the first few days. I've even been posting less on GAF as a whole. Actually, I've started talking to a girl I'm interested in. Wish me luck, dudes.
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Pics of said girl?
 
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Biggest-Geek-Ever

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spindashing said:
No but seriously: I missed you guys. <3 But, staying away from posting on WrestleGAF got easier after the first few days. I've even been posting less on GAF as a whole. Actually, I've started talking to a girl I'm interested in. Wish me luck, dudes.
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Best of luck, fellow wrasslegaffer.
Don't let her near any 7 foot giants, you'll thank me later.
 
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Sokantish

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Professor Beef said:
Of course he's a joke poster. I'm shocked people thought he wasn't.
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I mostly lurk and Heavy was kinda crazy. It seemed like for a couple months he really loved RAW and everyone made fun of him for it and then he started mocking the people that hated it with extreme sarcasm, then I couldn't tell if he was actually suppose to be hating RAW at a certain point. He seemed all over the place.
 
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Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
bean breath said:
I'm late on this but here's my take on why I think Heavy isn't a joke character.

Back in November I think, Heavy was hyping WWE like crazy. Everyone was apathetic because of how the main event of Survivor Series was booked. The Rock wrestling before Wrestlemania, plus he was teaming up with Cena, the guy he's facing at Mania. And to top it off, they were facing the Miz and R-Truth, two guys Cena singlehandedly dominated the last few Raws.

I think the Rock was scheduled to appear on the Raw before SS and Heavy was pimping it like nothing else.
"Guys, this is going to be the best Raw yet!", "You have to watch this one, The Rock is going to be on, everything will make sense after this!".

Lo and behold, it wound up being one of the worst Raws of the month easily, but maybe even the worst one of the Fall thus far.

After the show, people were mentioning Heavy, looking for a response. If Heavy liked this Raw then for sure he's a joke character.

But Heavy abruptly took some kind of month long sabbatical from Wrasslegaf right after that Raw, lol. He didn't want to show his face in here after he'd practically begged all of us to tune in to this Raw. He showed up again in December and never mentioned that Raw again.


And that, is how I know Heavy isn't a joke character.
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So what made him start talking about mens asses and admitting not showering for a week and cleaning his balls in the sink? thats a huge jump.
 
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G-Fex

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spindashing said:
WrestleGAF, what happened to you?

You've devolved into utter shit.

Maybe people like bjork was right in staying away from this thread.

Maybe Kano on the Phone/Liu Kang Baking A Pie is right in poking fun at any slip ups you people may make.

Maybe posters like JdFox187 are right in stopping by once in a while to note that the thread is garbage.

Maybe bishoptl is right to have "dropped by" to let people know not to get too rowdy in here before a ban happened. Note: No one was ever banned.

I leave and things fall apart. Before I left, I didn't agree with any of the above, but now I see that you all need saving. You all need saving from the constant G-Fex posts. You all need saving from the needle porn in a wrestling ring matches from Bootaaay. You all need saving from the Ring Ka King links. You all need saving from Teddy Long trying to be a competent General Manager and most of all, you all need saving from Daniel Bryan as world heavyweight champion.

  • Midnight WrestleGAF shows up and DMczaf gets banned due to DMczaf. That was not a typo. It wasn't by zeroshiki or whoever that AnimeGAF nerd's name is or duckroll, he banned himself.
  • Penguin somehow gets his goofy ass banned.
  • WrestleGAF almost declares war on AnimeGAF.
  • A complete nobody shows up for barely a week, Gestahl, whom manages to stop Observer posts from dream of all people. Mr. Fearless himself.
  • Kyoufu manages to cause Heavy to stop watching wrestling and leave WrestleGAF. Rather than advise Heavy to wash his putrid booty, Kyoufu did the unthinkable.

Grow some balls. Think to yourself, what would The Frankman think about the pussification of WrestleGAF?
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THATS ENOUGH I DONT THINK YOU REALIZE HOW DANGEROUS THIS THREAD HAS BECOME.

being a main eventer has gone to your head.

Fame's gone to your head it's just gotta talk to some secretary to get to their publisher to finally get word back to the almighty Spindashing.

You changed man, you sold out.
 
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spindashing

Banned
GBONZZZZ said:
Pics of said girl?
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lol, I know better than that.

GBONZZZZ said:
AJ isn't THAAAAT great.
*Runs for cover*
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It's funny because the girl I'm flirting with is named April, too.

G-Fex said:
THATS ENOUGH I DONT THINK YOU REALIZE HOW DANGEROUS THIS THREAD HAS BECOME.

being a main eventer has gone to your head.

Fame's gone to your head it's just gotta talk to some secretary to get to their publisher to finally get word back to the almighty Spindashing.

You changed man, you sold out.
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Dude you're a tsundere. You'll just bake me a cake later, it's okay.
 
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bean breath

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Parallax said:
So what made him start talking about mens asses and admitting not showering for a week and cleaning his balls in the sink? thats a huge jump.
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I think there was a huge void after DMczaf got banned, as well as Frankman and Spindashing being gone. Maybe he tried to make a move. Maybe he'd always been that way but we never noticed because of those bigger names being around. Who knows?

Maybe there's something about Raws that have the Rock on them that makes Heavy disappear afterwards.
 
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GBONZZZZ

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spindashing said:
lol, I know better than that.
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Come on bro, you're no fun.. Here's my girl

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Kyoufu

Member
NoRéN;35641364 said:
You just had to be a bad ass with that one liner.
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Heh, pretty sure others have said worse things. "Joke character" is a common GAF term.

Hope Heavy returns as a heel with new music and avatar.
 
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G-Fex

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spindashing said:
lol, I know better than that.


It's funny because the girl I'm flirting with is named April, too.


Dude you're a tsundere. You'll just bake me a cake later, it's okay.
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OH I SEE TAG BASHIN?

I'm going to get you good Spin. So good, you'll see.

I MIGHT BANG YOU HERE, I MIGHT BANG YOU THERE, I'LL BANG YOU ANYWHERE!


BANG!
 
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Kyoufu

Member
Bellas look awful in their ring attire. AWFUL!

On their own they look nice, but when they multiply, that's when it gets bad.
 
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Kaladin

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So I'm watching Impact's main event and it is featuring Samoa Joe vs Austin Aries in the same ring.....in 2012....and they're kinda sloppy. Well, Joe is kinda sloppy. It's not what it was in 2004.
 
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