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maxcriden TASTE TEST: Dunkin' Donuts Vanilla Bean Oreo Coolatta

So I broke my gluten and dairy rules today when my wife was craving a donut. I had a bite of the (boston cream) donut, but I had my eyes on something a bit more exciting:

Here's how Dunkin' Donuts describes the product:

Rich, creamy, and a whole lot of fun, our OREO® Vanilla Bean Coolatta® is the perfect treat for any time of day.

I took a sip and was delightful with the texture of crumbled Oreo and rich creamy goodness. It had notes of blue cheese, arctic ice plate, Costa Rican colones, and discount brand speakers.

I would give it seven out of nine Kirby Super Star Ultra Milks:

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[shadyspace]

Max this review is useless to me but I would really appreciate one of the Dunkin Donuts Arnold Palmer Coolatta thanks.

 

[Fart Stink]

That's funny: I gave your mother 7 out of 9 ultra milks last night.

 

[maxcriden]

That's funny: I gave your mother 7 out of 9 ultra milks last night.

Ugh dude, she told me she was going to stop telling me about her dating life, can you please do the same?

 

[SmokeMaxX]

Lol looks good. Would you say it's their best Coolatta?

 

[Lijik]

havent had the coolatta but the dd oreo donuts are pretty preeettty prreeeetttayy good

 

[BroggieDoge]

I need to break my daily routine of a large iced coffee w/ cream and sugar to try this.

 

[XenodudeX]

That's funny: I gave your mother 7 out of 9 ultra milks last night.

wtf?

 

[maxcriden]

Lol looks good. Would you say it's their best Coolatta?

I think I've only had this one and a couple of fruit-flavored ones. It was better than the non-coffee frappucinos I've had in the past, so yeah, it was pretty darn good. It really captured the essence of what an oreo tastes like, which is something oreo-related foods don't always do successfully (like cookies'n'cream ice cream rarely has a distinct oreo taste IMO).

 

[Grizzo]

I wish we had Dunkin' Donuts around here. That drink (or is that really a drink?) looks tasty! It reminds me of the ice cream I just ate a few hours ago

 

[Aquamarine]

That's funny: I gave your mother 7 out of 9 ultra milks last night.

 

[maxcriden]

I wish we had Dunkin' Donuts around here. That drink (or is that really a drink?) looks tasty! It reminds me of the ice cream I just ate a few hours ago

Haagen-Dazs is amazing. I haven't seen that one around here. I like their choc-PB best. We went to this tiger preserve once where we got to play with baby tigers and they gave it to us at the end. A whole pint each. Because the tour was like $500.

 

[Freaky Fred]

I didn't think maxc ate anything without broccoli in it

I took a sip and was delightful with the texture of crumbled Oreo and rich creamy goodness. It had notes of blue cheese, arctic ice plate, Costa Rican colones, and discount brand speakers.

I might have to try this

 

[maxcriden]

I might have to try this

To be fair it might've been more of a roquefort.

 

[terrisus]

I had a bite of the (boston cream) donut, but I had my eyes on something a bit more exciting

Sounds like the intro to an erotic film >.>

 

[Grizzo]

Haagen-Dazs is amazing. I haven't seen that one around here. I like their choc-PB best. We went to this tiger preserve once where we got to play with baby tigers and they gave it to us at the end. A whole pint each. Because the tour was like $500.

That one?

Mannnn that looks awesome. I think I could eat the whole thing at once!

 

[maxcriden]

That one?

Mannnn that looks awesome. I think I could eat the whole thing at once!

Yes, that one. You'll have to wrestle it away from me first!

 

[Freaky Fred]

that gluten and dairy messed you up

 

[Bucket Mouse]

I'll be honest, I'm not seeing the alleged vanilla in that lumpy mix of sand and seawater. But I trust your astute testimony, max.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

wtf?

What don't you get?

 

[terrisus]

that gluten and dairy messed you up

Yeah, what the heck happened here?
Nabbit in Super Paper Mario?

 

[maxcriden]

I'll be honest, I'm not seeing the alleged vanilla in that lumpy mix of sand and seawater. But I trust your astute testimony, max.

It's mixed in with the dill weed and charcoal flavors. I appreciate your confidence in me, though!

 

[maxcriden]

Yeah, what the heck happened here?
Nabbit in Super Paper Mario?

It's actually a Nabbit Pushmo made by the amazing BowieZ:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122879311&postcount=572

Alistair Roo generously made it into an avatar for me.

 

[BroggieDoge]

In honor of the Kirby Milk grading scale I broke my daily habit and got this over a Reg Iced Coffee....

It's legit! Carry on...

 

[maxcriden]

In honor of the Kirby Milk grading scale I broke my daily habit and got this over a Reg Iced Coffee....

It's legit! Carry on...

Nice!!! You're a true doge.

 

[BroggieDoge]

Nice!!! You're a true doge.

Kinda want to try the oreo donut now...