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[pashmilla]

Everyone get ready for the EU referendum. Should be all sorts of fun.

Guhhh.

On the plus side, having a French passport means that if that happens, I can fuck off out of here without too much trouble.

 

[Randomizer]

Forgot to send off my postage vote the other day and now I feel bad 😔 Damnit I'm gon be so pissed off if conservatives win again

It's all your fault, you bastard!

Spoiler

Any consolation your vote wouldn't have made a difference.

 

[tomtom94]

"UKIP will be the third party" bold fucking analysis there

 

[Black Republican]

UK clearly loves Cameron the politician if the exit polls correct

 

[Carl]

He could still lose the leadership even if he has his seat.

If they continue to do this badly, i fully expect that to happen

 

[Faddy]

That's why Scottish Sun was pushing SNP as a shining beacon of hope, whilst English Sun was berating them as a dangerous threat. Ultimately Murdoch wanted Conservatives in. SNP took from Labour in Scotland.

There are 59 Scottish seats, 12 are members of the Coalition. After the election there will only be 1 (on the exit poll). If England voted Tory because Scotland wouldn't vote Labour that is fucking stupid

 

[CyclopsRock]

UKIP now the 3rd party....

Holy hell, 2020 is going to be a bloodbath

5 years of glorious Tory progress, the whole map'll go Blue in 2020.

 

[Varion]

Feels like pretty much everyone associated with a party is saying similar right now - too early to say and they won't go out on a limb for fear of being made silly looking down the line.

Yeah. I mean, I don't really blame them (don't want to be quoted saying you'd rather do a deal with one party when the leadership decides another), it just feels kind of pointless. Although I suppose that's more of a criticism of the coverage in general than the individual politicians.

 

[Lego Boss]

What's wrong with Nick Robinson? He sounds like Don Corleone.

'You disrespect me, you disrespect my family'.

It sounds too stupid to be anything but forced.

 

[Visualante2]

Galloway present for just 1 in 20 votes in parliament

 

[RedShift]

He could still lose the leadership even if he has his seat.

It's not like they'll have a huge amount of choice of who to replace him with.

 

[pashmilla]

What's wrong with Nick Robinson? He sounds like Don Corleone.

'You disrespect me, you disrespect my family'.

It sounds too stupid to be anything but forced.

He had a lung cancer operation.

 

[MrRoflWaffles]

UK clearly loves Cameron the politician if the exit polls correct

Baffled as to why the numbers have landed as they have, but I suppose that's a fair analysis.

As a very small little chunk of the UK, I can tell you it certainly isn't the case in my mind

 

[cartoon_soldier]

purple hir = ukip folks?

 

[cjp]

Danny Alexander 'has lost his seat', Lib Dems says

This is from the Scottish Daily Mail’s political editor.

Senior LibDem source: Danny Alexander has lost. #ge2015

https://twitter.com/AlanRoden/status/596446798077648896

 

[CyclopsRock]

What's wrong with Nick Robinson? He sounds like Don Corleone.

'You disrespect me, you disrespect my family'.

It sounds too stupid to be anything but forced.

Lung cancer. I think he's "alright" now but he's a bit worse for wear, understandably.

 

[Kinky John]

If Galloway, Farage, and Clegg lost I'd die from dehydration due to rapid pish loss.

Edit...

https://twitter.com/AlanRoden/status/596446798077648896

Can't......hold...it......in....

 

[Audioboxer]

There are 59 Scottish seats, 12 are members of the Coalition. After the election there will only be 1 (on the exit poll). If England voted Tory because Scotland wouldn't vote Labour that is fucking stupid

Tell me about it. Tactical voting is fucking stupid and wishing people do it is just as bad.

 

[QuicheFontaine]

honestly i would have a beer with Nick Clegg, he seems like a decent guy personally


[SPOILER ]then i'll mack his wife on the side[/SPOILER]

He'd let you

 

[AGoodODST]

Yessssssss. Danny Alexander tipped to lose his seat.

 

[LanceVance]

The bus drivers were striking in Bradford last week. Galloway came to the strike and handed out fucking flyers for the respect party to get them to re-elect him. He's fucking nuts.

 

[SuperSah]

I'm surprised UKIP are doing so well.

I guess there's too many small minded people in the UK then.

 

[danwarb]

5 years of glorious Tory progress, the whole map'll go Blue in 2020.

With riots and destitution.

 

[War Peaceman]

I'm surprised UKIP are doing so well.

I guess there's too many small minded people in the UK then.

you voted tory m8

 

[Tak3n]

Please please be true....

 

[GJS]

There are 59 Scottish seats, 12 are members of the Coalition. After the election there will only be 1 (on the exit poll). If England voted Tory because Scotland wouldn't vote Labour that is fucking stupid

Just means the majority of the conservative and labour seats in England remained the same, with a few gains here and there from lib dems.

 

[Par Score]

FiveThirtEight prediction updated based on the first three results:

That's actually better for Labour than their prediction from before any results. Hope!

 

[Black Republican]

one more hour till we get some concrete results,

 

[Visualante2]

He'd let you

Cuck Clegg?

 

[L1NETT]

The bus drivers were striking in Bradford last week. Galloway came to the strike and handed out fucking flyers for the respect party to get them to re-elect him. He's fucking nuts.

Folks I sit near at VP detest the vile cunt

Dreadful MP.

 

[MrRoflWaffles]

He'd let you

He'd forbid it and then jump in bed with you at the first opportunity.

 

[Marc]

Lots of people seem to not like Mr. Balls here. Can anyone link me something to read to inform me about why that is?

It is a general thing with him with a few good examples but you'd have to follow politics in Britain for a while to get a true sense of how much of a cunt he is. One thing is every PM questions or whatever he chirps away in the background trying to put the person speaking off, entirely unnecessary. Saying some truly dipshit stuff, and you can hear him even without a mic anywhere near him which everyone has confirmed he is loud as hell in the house.




Just a quick one for liberals out there damning any UKIP coalition (not possible anyway), if that were to happen they are entirely anti-war whereas Tories/Labour have thrown thousands of lives away over nothing. More parties/people reigning in our random wars over stupid crap is a good thing, and hopefully Greens get more seats to to help with that. I am actually disappointed how little Iraq came up over the election, costing so much life, so much money, a spectacular failure and we're going to reap that whirlwind for a while to come.

 

[Carl]

https://twitter.com/AlanRoden/status/596446798077648896

Oh god i hope so, i can't stand him

 

[GRW810]

Labour's attempts at spin are painful.

They're clearly fucked.

It's pathetic. I know politicians spin but the desperate floundering of Labour in reaction to the exit poll is hilarious.

 

[MrPing1000]

Looks like East Belfast is going to be super close. Didn't think Alliance had a chance of retaining it due to FLEGGGGGS.

Really hope they do.

 

[Black Republican]

He'd let you

he about that cuckold life?


yosh!

 

[nib95]

I'm surprised UKIP are doing so well.

I guess there's too many small minded people in the UK then.

Gotta blame someone for your troubles I suppose. Immigrants are an easy target, and patriotism and fear are powerful tools.

 

[Faddy]

FiveThirtEight prediction updated based on the first three results:

That's actually better for Labour than their prediction from before any results. Hope!

538 doesn't understand the nuances of UK politics. Not a site that should be relied on.

 

[Ushojax]

The one good thing about this shambles is that it guarantees electoral reform. With so many parties splitting up the vote, FPTP is no longer appropriate.

 

[Lego Boss]

He had a lung cancer operation.

Oops. Bad move on my part.

 

[CyclopsRock]

https://twitter.com/KayBurley/status/596448775377461248


d'awwwwww I love Springer Spaniels.

Why do the newspapers even bother tomorrow? By the time anyone reads them, the readers will be massively more informed than the thing they're reading.

 

[Newman96]

Should be due some more results soon surely?

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Get this fuck off the tv.

 

[kmag]

Trust me on this. SNP have won Rutherglen, 24,000 majority overturned. It's not even close according to a mate at the count.

 

[Black Republican]

Daily Mirror Front cover tomorrow: "Five more damned years"

bahahaha

 

[Randdalf]

I wish they'd stop banging on about this exit poll and about all these forecasts, but then I guess there is nothing else to talk about.

 

[Audioboxer]

Trust me on this. SNP have won Rutherglen, 24,000 majority overturned. It's not even close according to a mate at the count.

Woohoo!

 

[nib95]

Is The Sun on the beebs right now? No just no.

 

[SuperSah]

Gotta blame someone for your troubles I suppose. Immigrants are an easy target, and patriotism and fear are powerful tools.

I know too many people blaming their own incompetence on immigrants.

you voted tory m8

But they're not explicitly hell bent on reforming UK to be "British" again with all ludicrous types of immigration propositions, come on.

 

[CyclopsRock]

Matthew Price ‏@BBCMatthewPrice 7m7 minutes ago
Conservative agent for Rochester and Strood "I'm smiling" - UKIP people not looking so happy right now.