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[strobogo]

What on earth does Lance Storm have to be bitter about? He had a successful career internationally and in the big 3 US companies during some of the hottest times in the business. He came out of the business very healthy for a wrestler who wrestled as long as he did, he's got a nice family, a nice house, and most of his friends are still alive.

 

[Data West]

The state of professional wrestling #wewantwrestling

Speaking of Bret, I have a confession to make. Bret/Austin feud > McMahon/Austin feud. Mostly because the Stone Cold character was at its absolute peak for me at that point, and it was the most amazing contrast of styles despite the fact that both guys were amazing technical workers.

 

[strobogo]

Has the state of wrestling really changed much since Lance retired?

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Lance is just bitter he didn't get to bang Emma while he was training her.

 

[Data West]

Possibly not, but looking on the outside instead of the inside can give you a better view of things sometimes. Despite what 'veterans' would like to tell us.

 

[strobogo]

Lance is just bitter he didn't get to bang Emma while he was training her.

This seems like the most likely reason for his bitterness.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

You guys inspired me to make an HD version of this .jiff if anyone wants it:

 

[slightconfuse]

Just saw days of future past it was Aweosme.

Can't help but feel that hurcules is going to bomb

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Just saw days of future past it was Aweosme.

Can't help but feel that hurcules is going to bomb

The JoMo one?

 

[slightconfuse]

The JoMo one?

No the one staring DWANYE. Cracked up when he yelled " I AM HERCULES"

 

[somedevil]

Some interesting news:

As of earlier this week, Ring of Honor star Kevin Steen had not signed a contract with WWE but word is that the deal will be done soon.

Man, NXT is going to be stacked soon. I hope Steen is ready for this because he seems to love his family but when he goes to WWE he isn't going to see them as much compared to his current schedule.

Also, new on who is on the pre and post show NXT live show:

Christian and Cesaro have been added to the WWE NXT Takeover pre-show with Paul Heyman and Renee Young. The pre-show will feature interviews with Bret Hart and Ric Flair, among others.

WWE noted that Bret will indeed be at ringside with Natalya for her match against Charlotte, so it appears he worked out his previous scheduling that was preventing him from attending Takeover. Flair will be in Charlotte's corner.

There will also be a thirty minute Takeover Fallout post-show with Renee, Heyman, Cesaro and Christian.

 

[Hasney]

Yayyy Christian!

 

[DMczaf]

Some interesting news:



Man, NXT is going to be stacked soon. I hope Steen is ready for this because he seems to love his family but when he goes to WWE he isn't going to see them as much compared to his current schedule.

 

[slightconfuse]

They retconned Anvil out of existence . lol

 

[Alucard]

They retconned Anvil out of existence . lol

Why would she want her dad at ringside? Her uncle's the real money!

 

[DMczaf]

Have you seen Anvil lately?

I wouldn't be mad at them if they just went all out and said Bret is her dad.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

They retconned Anvil out of existence . lol

They just mentioned him very recently being her dad in one of her matches on Smackdown I think.

 

[Liquidsnake]

No the one staring DWANYE. Cracked up when he yelled " I AM HERCULES"

If they took a more Conan the Barbarian approach, it could have been good.

 

[DMczaf]

The original Conan movie looks like a damn art house picture compared to the sword and sandels shit going on today.

 

[Alucard]

The original Conan movie looks like a damn art house picture compared to the sword and sandels shit going on today.

You don't like PS3 graphics in your movies?

 

[avengers23]

Nattie continues to fail to draw any heat without help from her more famous relatives. The worst.

 

[Alucard]

Leave Nattie alone, bros. She's been part of some of the most memorable Divas matches over the past few years.

 

[Hasney]

Leave Nattie alone, bros. She's been part of some of the most memorable Divas matches over the past few years.

I don't remember them.

 

[Alucard]

I don't remember them.

Natalya vs. AJ on main event a couple of months ago was very good. And her match against Paige in NXT.

 

[Jimmy King]

Is there a more unlikeable character than Nattie on the roster? I think only Sheamus comes close.

 

[Aeon712]

i miss her so much

Who is that?

 

[strobogo]

I should release a collection of my music doodles as an album and try to get a few sheckles.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Cena is transcendent. My gf, who doesn't watch wrasslin' much, will walk by and go "ugh, I hate him!" or "when does Cena win? I'm hungry." United by hate. Put that on a shirt, Cena.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Cena is transcendent. My gf, who doesn't watch wrasslin' much, will walk by and go "ugh, I hate him!" or "when does Cena win? I'm hungry." United by hate. Put that on a shirt, Cena.

I think you need a new gf, friend. That's very unhealthy behavior.

 

[UberTag]

Wow, listening to that production feed after Smackdown goes on air, you can hear what is obviously Vince berating Cole for not mentioning something enough.

"Hi Vince. Do you want me to say that every time because I said it a shit load of times tonight"

"Okay. Yes sir. Sir, you wan- Yes sir. Yup. I- Ok I got it sir, I just didn't know if you wanted me to hit that every time, but I'll do that from now on"

Sounds like Vince hasn't let up any on the announcers since Foley left.

Vince is a cancerous tumor who just won't go away.
He does so much damage to his own product and there's just no stopping it.

I also think I have more sympathy for Michael Cole now than I did previously.

 

[Alucard]

Who is that?

I think it's Kaitlyn.

 

[lovely ladies]

I want to post the New Jack gif in the Order thread.

Is there a more unlikeable character than Nattie on the roster? I think only Sheamus comes close.

I don't know if she's exactly unlikable, she's just a little weird.

... ok, a lot weird.

 

[strobogo]

There are only two options for album titles:


Legit Shook

or

I Am Not An Alcoholic*

 

[Man God]

Positively Stro.

 

[strobogo]

Triple Album.

Disc 1: I Am Not An Alcoholic*

Disc 2: Legit Shook

Disc 3: Positively Stro

 

[DMczaf]

Disc 1: Stro's Mark

Disc 2: Stro n' Coke

Disc 3: Absolut Stro

 

[strobogo]

Possibly change the order to


Disc 1: Positively Stro

Disc 2: Legit Shook

Disc 3: I Am Not An Alcoholic*




*Yes I Am


Surely there are hipsters who buy music of unknowns who have music with no production values, no set structure, and often fade in and out of tempo on accident.

 

[MC Safety]

Surely there are hipsters who buy music of unknowns who have music with no production values, no set structure, and often fade in and out of tempo on accident.

Only if the album is titled "Jive Soul Bro."

 

[lovely ladies]

iTunes pre-order bonus: I watched WCW 2000 and I'm still here motherfuckers

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Dear Arn Anderson fans,

Any matches of him in Japan you'd particularly recommend? I realized I haven't seen much.

 

[redmetal86]

The mouth of the south and the real American.

 

[strobogo]

I bet Zeb wouldn't be so xenophobic if he went to a legit authentic Mexican restaurant and had wonderful food.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Jeezus, I'm out at a place to get BBQ and my goodness they got some hot-ass people working here. Eating 2 lbs of meat tonight. Then flex and break table.

 

[strobogo]

Jeezus, I'm out at a place to get BBQ and my goodness they got some hot-ass people working here. Eating 2 lbs of meat tonight. Then flex and break table.

You're gonna get the meat sweats. Then take a tremendous shit. And then go into a meat coma. Sounds glorious.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

You're gonna get the meat sweats. Then take a tremendous shit. And then go into a meat coma. Sounds glorious.

Sleep is on the menu about 1.5 hours after I finish. It should be the best sleep I've had in a while.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Jeezus, I'm out at a place to get BBQ and my goodness they got some hot-ass people working here. Eating 2 lbs of meat tonight. Then flex and break table.

i'm going to a BBQ tomorrow before the CL final. i plan to burst and pass out on the table.

 

[KibblesBits]

Ziggler, make Batista work.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

i'm going to a BBQ tomorrow before the CL final. i plan to burst and pass out on the table.

Good plan. I kind of want to hit on these waitresses, but they're only waitresses.

 

[BronsonLee]

Good plan. I kind of want to hit on these waitresses, but they're only waitresses.

You're one of them now, Sunny

 

[Lambda Pie]

Good plan. I kind of want to hit on these waitresses, but they're only waitresses.

stro would hit on them. are you saying you're better than stro?