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[ghostmind]

Kane isn't ruining Bryan. Brie is.

Her yelling at Bryan to "hurry up" makes him look like a complete bitch.

You mean it made him look like a Zack Ryder.

 

[Keyser Soze]

I just had a fucking aneurysm

 

[DominoKid]

Brie's voice is murder on the ears.

 

[yankeeforever2]

I think I am impressed Brie can scream for that long.

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

I know it's said almost every week, but three hours is too fucking long for RAW. I'd be content if it was ending right about now, but there's still a full hour left?

Ugh.

 

[Sblargh]

I try to be bitter, but I just can't. This was great. Legit great. You rock silly wrasslin' angles.

 

[blackaroni]

Kane predicted that segment.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

That was the best bad raw episode in years, THE BEST.

What a heel turn this has been for you, Owl

 

[Ultratech]

Kane isn't ruining Bryan. Brie is.

Her yelling at Bryan to "hurry up" makes him look like a complete bitch.

True.

Also, acting natural must be fucking hard.
(Or Brie is that terrible...I go with the latter.)

 

[Moa]

I think I am impressed Brie can scream for that long.

There's a sex joke in there somewhere.

 

[NastyBook]

If Kane had been under the hood it would have been the greatest moment ever.

I was thinking either that, or she gets in the car and he can't (door locked), then Kane comes out of the back from the trunk.. However, since this is gonna last till another feud, they've got weeks to get this right.

This is going to be amazing. Throw some Grudge/Ringu shit up in there, too, WWE!

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Yo wtf

I'm done

I'm turning this off

This isn't 1980 anymore dawg

You can't put this kind of stuff on TV straight faced

YOU CAN'T DO THIS IN 2014

I just shot my TV and threw it in a ditch.

 

[C.Dark.DN]

Thought they were going to go for a you killed kane angle and mask haunting.

 

[slit]

Even putting Brie aside, Bryan's reign has be horrible.

 

[djplaeskool]

Here it comes...

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

How can you not like this goofy ass wrasslin'? WWE Studios should turn this into a full length B-horror film.

I agree, friend. Just hire someone who can actually scream.

 

[ramoisdead]

SAVE_US.ADAM_ROSE

 

[Malvingt2]

I do wonder, who in hell wrote the whole segment?

 

[strobogo]

As far as Bray goes, I'm completely with you. But with Bryan-Kane, I don't think it is actively hurting Bryan, especially considering he won clean yesterday and will almost certainly win clean at Payback. As far as the rest of the young talent, they are all being pushed well IMO.

I think it hurts Bryan because EVERYONE has their momentum halted with a Kane feud in general, but especially since this plays into Bryan's (and Brie's) worst strengths.

Oh hey, let's take our super over guy who is super good in the ring but not so hot with promos and backstage stuff and make his angle SUPER heavy with promos and backstage stuff with bad acting and cartoony storyline. And lets put Brie in there, who is similarly not good at backstage stuff and promos. And lets do this as his FIRST feud since being the top guy and hope it doesn't hurt his momentum.

Throwing Bryan into the deep end like this with backstage shit is a terrible idea. Especially since they're wholesale ripping off the Cena/Kane angle which was only TWO YEARS AGO. Booking every top guy the same is why no one but Cena has lasted as a top guy in a decade. Bryan didn't get over on his ability to cut great promos and do great backstage shit. It's pretty stupid to book him like that as soon as he wins the title.

 

[blackaroni]

They're even recapping this crap lol.

 

[Branson]

Yo wtf

I'm done

I'm turning this off

This isn't 1980 anymore dawg

You can't put this kind of stuff on TV straight faced

YOU CAN'T DO THIS IN 2014

I just shot my TV and threw it in a ditch.

You mean into a tub of water

 

[Gorillaz]

I have never seen this much fuckery back to back in WWE for years. I love this train wreck

that unified title is losing it's power







AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[zomaha]

Kane predicted that segment.

lol

 

[Ithil]

At least Bryan fixed the car and escaped. Ryder spent 15 minutes changing a tire, then got attacked and chokeslammed off a loading dock anyway.

 

[Silky]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DANIEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Dick Justice]

Fuck, they're replaying this shit.

 

[illmatic22]

I miss world goes wild

 

[Vargas]

Why replay that? It is like they want people to change the channel.

 

[Showaddy]

I wonder who in hell wrote the whole segment?

Whoever's been writing every segment since post Mania Raw.

 

[Hex]

Kane sounded like he landed hard tho

That was not him, that was a sound effect of someone dropping a bag or something and then Kane laid down.
Don't be a mark come on now.

 

[condompickle]

Dat scream.

 

[darkside31337]

I seriously cannot believe somebody thought recapping this segment with the audio was a good idea.

 

[Gorillaz]

Yeezus Saves, favorite wrestler is up

 

[Keyser Soze]

I'm directing my anger in the wrong places. I've made bad choices.

 

[Serpentine]

Kane predicted that segment.

i see a looooooootta use for this one

 

[Ultratech]

That reaction for Big E...ouch.

 

[VisionaryQuest0]

Is it just me or are they trying to kill Bryan's momentum...nahhhhhh......

 

[KissVibes]

Zack Ryder and Daniel Bryan are going to have a great time riding together and making YouTube videos about how the company ruined them.

 

[NastyBook]

That's right, Big E. They won't give you pyro, make your own.

 

[blackaroni]

Save us Barrett cape.

 

[C.Dark.DN]

Cocaine Big E?

 

[Kusagari]

Kane's actually worked pretty well since becoming a "monster" again. And then they ruin it anyway with him becoming a kidnapper or whatever the hell this shit with Brie is supposed to be.

 

[somedevil]

Why replay that? It is like they want people to change the channel.

You say that but an angle where two people were fighting over custody of a kid with a wrestling match drew big ratings. So people do like this kinda of stuff.

 

[Thorakai]

Vince has to be getting turned on by Brie's screams somehow. It's the only acceptable explanation for having her continue.

 

[Silky]

JBL does seem like a Popeye's guy

 

[Keyser Soze]

If a USA chant breaks out in this match, I might lose my shit.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

I'm directing my anger in the wrong places. I've made bad choices.

Cena will be here soon to cheer you up. Don't worry.

 

[abstract alien]

i see a looooooootta use for this one

E3 is so close. I'm definitely throwing one of the conferences in the trash.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

If you want to do the Attitude Era again, go ahead

If you want to keep doing PG, go ahead

Don't do both. It will not work.

 

[Nocturnowl]

What a heel turn this has been for you, Owl

I have immunity for this stuff.