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[Ithil]

Thank god, that means no HHH entrance.

 

[Data West]

Cena went from the best brawler in the world to the best submission wrestler that made Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle tap to the best high flyer with his sweet cenasteiners, and now he's the hardcore icon John Cena.

How can you not respect him, the greatest wrestler of all time.

 

[Cagey]

Cage match starts outside cage.

Holy fuck this is stupid.

 

[Toki767]

Look at that heel.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Hmm, do I go to sleep now in the comfort of my own bed, or do I let Triple H and Lesnar lull me to sleep some point in the next 30 minutes, decisions, decisions.

 

[sf2fanatic]

This should of just been pinfall or submission. Walking out of the Cage is wack

 

[Toki767]

That cage wall looks like it's going to fall already.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Cage looks the same to me

 

[HarryDemeanor]

GIVE ME BROCK SHRIEK VERSION 2!

 

[gurudyne]

Anyone else expecting a sudden St Valentines Day Massacre spot?

 

[The Frankman]

Cage seems bouncier.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Can't wait to see Botchamania subtitle all these HHH calls.

 

[zychi]

So whatd i miss guys? Just give me results with a quick explanation please.

Shield got gold all on dey watch? Gold all on dey chains?

 

[Aiii]

I don't care about this match. Here's a picture to make us feel better.

 

[Professor Beef]

I thought you were a Ryback mark Beef, quit switching sides!

I saw the light, and it was a giant glowing "C" in the sky.

Beef, shut it. Nobody's in the mood. We be legit pissed.

Hey, I'm mad too. I'm mad at Ryback for doing something so dangerous. I'm mad at Vince for allowing something like that to happen. And I'm mad at the WWE for not being quicker on the scene when the "spot" happened.

I don't care about this match. Here's a picture to make us feel better.

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2013/05/shieldwins.jpg[/IG][/QUOTE]

Barf. I can't wait for them to eventually get squashed. It will be a glorious day.

 

[Toki767]

The cage is 3 panels per side instead of the old 2 panel per side.

Hey, I'm mad too. I'm mad at Ryback for doing something so dangerous. I'm mad at Vince for allowing something like that to happen. And I'm mad at the WWE for not being quicker on the scene when the "spot" happened.

You should be mad at that EMT person for pulling Cena by the neck when he had a neck brace to adjust him on the stretcher.

 

[Brinbe]

no one cares about this match, and rightfully so

amazing selling by Bork. AWW MY KNEE

 

[Dthomp]

I don't care about this match. Here's a picture to make us feel better.

Makes YOU feel better. Not everybody cares about the Shield, just saying

 

[Kaladin]

Lesnar doing the Family Guy knee spot.

 

[Data West]

Maybe Bo can take Cena's spot while he's out and get revenge on Snoreback.

 

[Cagey]

The cage is 3 panels per side instead of the old 2 panel per side.

Look like the panels from some Super Mario levels.

 

[The Frankman]

MY KNEE

MY KNEE

MY KNEE

MY KNEE PAUL

MY KNEE

 

[Aiii]

Makes YOU feel better. Not everybody cares about the Shield, just saying

People that don't care about The Shield need to seriously reconsider if they want to watch wrestling or not.

Not liking The Shield is only okay if you're under 10.

 

[FallingEdge]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MY KNEE PAUL

MY KNEE

 

[Nocturnowl]

I saw the light, and it was a giant glowing "C" in the sky.

Oh boy, we've got one of those born again Cenation members.

 

[The007JiM]

I don't care about this match. Here's a picture to make us feel better.

Nice

 

[Toki767]

This is just setting up Brock for that huge face comeback since HHH is the heel in this feud.

 

[Cagey]

H's: "Shoot me in"

So bad. So fucking bad.

 

[Dark Ninja]

I don't care about this match. Here's a picture to make us feel better.

Ambrose now holds the US Title which means he will be losing on a weekly basis on Raw in about a month or so and the tag titles are meaningless nobody is in the division

 

[FallingEdge]

I don't care about this match. Here's a picture to make us feel better.

fantastico

Makes us feel better. At least, the important people feel better.

 

[MoosiferX]

Trips with the "Shoot me in" -- they need to calm down on the mics in the ring. xD

 

[The Frankman]

Oh boy, we've got one of those born again Cenation members.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Are the commentator incapable of saying anything serious that isn't a whisper?

 

[Edgeward]

Nothing will top HIAC Brock/Taker Paul Heyman. Him shouting "Brock" over and over was great

 

[darkside31337]

<3 heyman

 

[Data West]

Nothing will top HIAC Brock/Taker Paul Heyman. Him shouting "Brock" over and over was great

At this point, I seriously think Brock and Paul are just making fun of everyone else.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

I'm still waiting for Bo Dallas to interfere in The Cerebral Assassins' favor.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Cena went from the best brawler in the world to the best submission wrestler that made Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle tap to the best high flyer with his sweet cenasteiners, and now he's the hardcore icon John Cena.

How can you not respect him, the greatest wrestler of all time.

Don't forget that Cena also made HHH and HBK submit in consecutive Manias (22 and 23)

 

[Professor Beef]

People that don't care about The Shield need to seriously reconsider if they want to watch wrestling or not.

Not liking The Shield is only okay if you're under 10.

I'm sorry. Next time i want to like a wrestler, I'll make sure to run it by the all-powerful IWC to make sure it's ok.

Jesus fucking christ.

 

[Aiii]

So why didn't he just walk out of the cage?

 

[Dthomp]

People that don't care about The Shield need to seriously reconsider if they want to watch wrestling or not.

Not liking The Shield is only okay if you're under 10.

Nope, grown adult. Just see another group of midcarders that the IWC falls in love with cause it's the new shiny toy from the indy circuit. Maybe had they put a main eventer in the group so that they'd be believable, but instead we get 3 midcarders for life and we are supposed to care? How long before you treat them like every other toy that gets old (Miz/PTP/etc)?

 

[vatstep]

So why didn't he just walk out of the cage?

Because he's an ASS-KICKER

 

[Dave Meltzer]

So why didn't he just walk out of the cage?

He's an animal. They like being in cages.

 

[The Frankman]

So why didn't he just walk out of the cage?

HE'S BORK LASER. HE WANTS TO PUNISH HIM.

Heyman: SHAKE IT OFF.

 

[Toki767]

So why didn't he just walk out of the cage?

Because only heels like HHH try to get a victory by walking out of the cage. Faces like Lesnar want a pinfall or submission victory.

 

[Aiii]

I'm sorry. Next time i want to like a wrestler, I'll make sure to run it by the all-powerful IWC to make sure it's ok.

Jesus fucking christ.

Yes, because I was THAT serious.

This fake Cena mark gimmick is turning you into something awful Beef, you're approaching the point of no return.

 

[Nocturnowl]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9zn9bxwuj1rnjfjfo1_500.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]
He lures you in with his hypnotic eyebrows, it's a cult I tell ya!

[quote="SoulPlaya, post: 58181924"]Are the commentator incapable of saying anything serious that isn't a whisper?[/QUOTE]
It's quite possibly my most hated aspect of the commentary over recent years, JR sold serious events by going fantastically nuts, King handles them by whimpering.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I'm sorry. Next time i want to like a wrestler, I'll make sure to run it by the all-powerful IWC to make sure it's ok.

Jesus fucking christ.

"Not liking The Shield is only okay if you're under 10." -Aiii, May 19th, 2013


Oh my God, Beef really is 9 years old.

 

[Kaladin]

I think Lesnar's knee is legit shook guys.

 

[krae_man]

Dear Cena,

This is what selling is.

Learn how to do it.