CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
No 1 contender for the WWE title on Monday
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Jobs to Sheamus twice in one night on Tuesday
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May Wrasslin |OT| Vince McMahon doesn't give 5 million f**ks what you think.
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BoboBrazil
Member
He got the pussy and free health care out of the deal. I think we can all learn a few things from Jesse.
One of the best parts of Wrestlemania weekend:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=g7b1L3Htqx8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=g7b1L3Htqx8
Rafa=FedKilla
Banned
So he told you a story while you masturbated to it?
Seraphis Cain
bad gameplay lol
HNNNNNGGGGG
BoboBrazil
Member
Doesn't look a day over 46. I'd let her "superfan" me anytime.
mechashiva
Member
Insta-buy. Code breaker to the dick!
El Pescado
Member
If I woke up in the morning and someone told me the Smackdown spoilers I just read were fake I wouldn't be surprised.
Not that it matters. I'll be watching Fringe anyway.
BoboBrazil
Member
Smackdown spoilers so you all can enjoy
* The show opens with a video package looking back at Extreme Rules, followed by World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus coming out to the ring and calling out Daniel Bryan by mocking the YES chants. Apparently, they will have a rematch from the pay-per-view right now.
* World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus b. Daniel Bryan via disqualification in a non-title match when Alberto Del Rio attacked Sheamus. After the match, Del Rio applied the cross arm breaker on Sheamus for a good while. Trainers helped Sheamus to the back for further evaluation.
* WWE Tag Team Champions Kofi Kingston and R-Truth b. Camacho and Hunico in a non-title match when Truth hit the Lie Detector on Hunico. After the match, Kingston and Truth had a staredown with the former champions Epico and Primo, who were watching the match from the stage with Abraham Washington and Rosa Mendes.
* It is announced that the main event will be a tag team match. It will be Randy Orton and WWE Intercontinental Champion Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes and Kane.
* “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay w/The Funkettes b. Jack Swagger w/Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero via disqualification when Ziggler interfered. After the match, Clay took out both men and then chased Vickie to the back. This is re-taped later, but with a count out finish instead of DQ.
* Backstage, Alberto Del Rio and Daniel Bryan argue about who is next in line to World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus. Eve Torres walks up to them and says that she will decide who is next in line to face Sheamus for the title once he is medically cleared to compete, which she just so happens to be going to check on.
* Damien Sandow comes out to the ring as he is scheduled to face Derrick Bateman his in debut match. Instead, he says he is far better than an miscreant and an ignoramus like Bateman and says he will not compete tonight. As Sandow leaves, Ryback makes his way to the ring.
* Ryback b. Derrick Bateman with a running muscle buster.
* Randy Orton and WWE Intercontinental Champion Big Show b. Cody Rhodes and Kane when Orton hit the RKO on Kane and Show hit the W.M.D. on Rhodes at the same time.
* It is announced that World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus has been medically cleared to compete and his opponent will be Daniel Bryan.
* Backstage, Theodore Long is approached by Aksana, Antonio Cesaro and Eve Torres. Eve tells Long to oil up Antonio.
* WWE Divas Champion Layla b. Natalya in a non-title match with her finisher.
* A video package plays showing AJ’s unusual behavior the past few weeks.
* Backstage, Kaitlyn is approached by AJ. AJ tells Kaitlyn that she would like to apologize for what happened last week. Kaitlyn forgives AJ and then AJ slaps her again before running off.
* Alberto Del Rio makes his way to ringside to join the announce team for the next match.
* World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus b. Daniel Bryan with a Brogue Kick despite interference from Del Rio. After the match, Bryan and Del Rio argue while Sheamus celebrates in the ring to close the show.
* World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus b. Daniel Bryan via disqualification in a non-title match when Alberto Del Rio attacked Sheamus. After the match, Del Rio applied the cross arm breaker on Sheamus for a good while. Trainers helped Sheamus to the back for further evaluation.
* WWE Tag Team Champions Kofi Kingston and R-Truth b. Camacho and Hunico in a non-title match when Truth hit the Lie Detector on Hunico. After the match, Kingston and Truth had a staredown with the former champions Epico and Primo, who were watching the match from the stage with Abraham Washington and Rosa Mendes.
* It is announced that the main event will be a tag team match. It will be Randy Orton and WWE Intercontinental Champion Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes and Kane.
* “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay w/The Funkettes b. Jack Swagger w/Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero via disqualification when Ziggler interfered. After the match, Clay took out both men and then chased Vickie to the back. This is re-taped later, but with a count out finish instead of DQ.
* Backstage, Alberto Del Rio and Daniel Bryan argue about who is next in line to World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus. Eve Torres walks up to them and says that she will decide who is next in line to face Sheamus for the title once he is medically cleared to compete, which she just so happens to be going to check on.
* Damien Sandow comes out to the ring as he is scheduled to face Derrick Bateman his in debut match. Instead, he says he is far better than an miscreant and an ignoramus like Bateman and says he will not compete tonight. As Sandow leaves, Ryback makes his way to the ring.
* Ryback b. Derrick Bateman with a running muscle buster.
* Randy Orton and WWE Intercontinental Champion Big Show b. Cody Rhodes and Kane when Orton hit the RKO on Kane and Show hit the W.M.D. on Rhodes at the same time.
* It is announced that World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus has been medically cleared to compete and his opponent will be Daniel Bryan.
* Backstage, Theodore Long is approached by Aksana, Antonio Cesaro and Eve Torres. Eve tells Long to oil up Antonio.
* WWE Divas Champion Layla b. Natalya in a non-title match with her finisher.
* A video package plays showing AJ’s unusual behavior the past few weeks.
* Backstage, Kaitlyn is approached by AJ. AJ tells Kaitlyn that she would like to apologize for what happened last week. Kaitlyn forgives AJ and then AJ slaps her again before running off.
* Alberto Del Rio makes his way to ringside to join the announce team for the next match.
* World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus b. Daniel Bryan with a Brogue Kick despite interference from Del Rio. After the match, Bryan and Del Rio argue while Sheamus celebrates in the ring to close the show.
UberTag
Member
Let me summarize Smackdown (and the rest of WWE's programming) for the unenlightened... ALL HEELS ARE LOSERS. They all suck. They all lose. They're all a bunch of jobbers. The only time when they don't job is when they get built up to lose to Cena.
That is all.
All faces win all the time. Even the ones that don't talk or have any personalities because all bad guys suck.
(Except those 5 years in the early 2000s where Triple H buried everybody while being King Heel.)
Please tune in next week to see all of the same heels that lost this week lose again. And again. And again. And again.
And pony up $50 for more heels losing on PPV. In three weeks. Please and thanks.
That is all.
All faces win all the time. Even the ones that don't talk or have any personalities because all bad guys suck.
(Except those 5 years in the early 2000s where Triple H buried everybody while being King Heel.)
Please tune in next week to see all of the same heels that lost this week lose again. And again. And again. And again.
And pony up $50 for more heels losing on PPV. In three weeks. Please and thanks.
billy beane
Banned
So how many of you are buying Over the Limit to see Punk v Bryan?
I'm sorry, but you just completely misused "Mass Effect 3'd"
I don't even know how to respond to this..
UberTag
Member
When the match was announced I was on board. I have since changed my mind. Can't let the WWE think I'm paying them good money for all of the other crap surrounding it.
I'd send a better message buying D.Brine's T-Shirt.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
I wonder if they even mention that Bryan is the ichiban contender for the WWE championship.
I'll be there live! Hopefully they get a nice long match. Not another bogus mess like Wrestlemania.
UberTag
Member
Please make sure you turn away from the ring in utter silence when John Cena's match runs.
Or don a brown paper bag in shame like those folks during Cody Rhodes' matches last summer.
Or just leave early because it will probably be the final match on the card.
Above all else... don't cheer for Cena. Don't boo Cena. I suppose you can cheer for Sakamoto. That little guy needs fans.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
sweet dreams..
night
This is how the Ryder angle should have gone.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
If it is the last match we probably will leave to try and beat traffic. Cena doesn't deserve my cheers or boo's. After Extreme Rules I just...
Best heel turn ever? Because I REALLY hate Cena now.SquashMatch
Member
Next weeks Impact looks like a pretty darn good show on paper. TNA really seems like they are trying to put together a good product, which for them is an accomplishment.
BoboBrazil
Member
Well it helps there aren't 2 Bischoff's taking up 30 minutes of the show now and Garrett is nowhere to be seen on the next two weeks.
billy beane
Banned
TNA isn't good, but I can actually enjoy some of what they're trying to do, which is more than I can say for current WWE.
BoboBrazil
Member
With these photos of Dixie kissing AJ do we get AJ vs Serg(Dixie's husband) in a "Dixie on their pole match"?
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
"I just took a wicked dump'
Ninja Scooter
Member
He got the pussy and free health care out of the deal. I think we can all learn a few things from Jesse.
who still gets tribal tats?
BoboBrazil
Member
Jesse Sorensen, high school football star.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
When was this?
UberTag
Member
I'm not even sure how this makes any sort of fundamental sense.Smackdown spoilers so you all can enjoy
* The show opens with a video package looking back at Extreme Rules, followed by World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus coming out to the ring and calling out Daniel Bryan by mocking the YES chants. Apparently, they will have a rematch from the pay-per-view right now.
Sheamus won D.Brine's title in 18 seconds at WrestleMania.
Sheamus defeated him in the 2-out-of-3 falls match at Extreme Rules when Bryan enacted his rematch clause.
Sheamus should feel he has vanquished his foe and will now move on to face other competition. Especially now that Bryan is #1 contender for CM Punk's title.
Sheamus should NOT be calling out D.Brine at the start of the very next show and asking to beat up on him some more. It defies basic wrestling logic.
It's like Sheamus cracked the code and realized he will automatically beat any heel he chooses because he's an uberface so he fears no consequences from calling any heel of his choosing out.
D.Brine can kick off the show and call out Sheamus. That's fine.
Sheamus can kick off the show and call out Brock for breaking his workout buddy's arm. That's fine.
Sheamus should NOT be calling out D.Brine. That makes no sense.
Plus, the whole YES chant bullshit is so convoluted.
The faces encourage it to 'mock' D.Brine.
D.Brine encourages it himself to cheer him on.
You can't have it both ways, WWE.
It would be like Kurt Angle encouraging "Angle Sucks" chants willingly for his supporters to chant during his matches.
It's nonsense.
Lastly, they clearly forgot about making Del Rio the official #1 contender for Sheamus' title just a few weeks back.
And Eve sucks as any kind of threatening authority figure.
Hell, I wouldn't want Otunga in this role but at least having Otunga back will possibly limit Eve's mic time.
Sheamus defeated him in the 2-out-of-3 falls match at Extreme Rules when Bryan enacted his rematch clause.
Sheamus should feel he has vanquished his foe and will now move on to face other competition. Especially now that Bryan is #1 contender for CM Punk's title.
Sheamus should NOT be calling out D.Brine at the start of the very next show and asking to beat up on him some more. It defies basic wrestling logic.
It's like Sheamus cracked the code and realized he will automatically beat any heel he chooses because he's an uberface so he fears no consequences from calling any heel of his choosing out.
D.Brine can kick off the show and call out Sheamus. That's fine.
Sheamus can kick off the show and call out Brock for breaking his workout buddy's arm. That's fine.
Sheamus should NOT be calling out D.Brine. That makes no sense.
Plus, the whole YES chant bullshit is so convoluted.
The faces encourage it to 'mock' D.Brine.
D.Brine encourages it himself to cheer him on.
You can't have it both ways, WWE.
It would be like Kurt Angle encouraging "Angle Sucks" chants willingly for his supporters to chant during his matches.
It's nonsense.
Lastly, they clearly forgot about making Del Rio the official #1 contender for Sheamus' title just a few weeks back.
And Eve sucks as any kind of threatening authority figure.
Hell, I wouldn't want Otunga in this role but at least having Otunga back will possibly limit Eve's mic time.
95 or 96, I believe. Lawler brought him in as his dentist, and he feuded with Bret Hart.
When was this?
Net_Wrecker
Member
WTF is this bringing up old ass posts from like yesterday and stuff. I was in a completely different state of mind and barely even remember posting that. You probably just made it up.
And "Mass Effect 3'd" is slang for "completely ruined the ending to the point that the rest of the show sucked as well." I think that's fair.
billy beane
Banned
Pro wrestlers.
These are just a few guys. And this is just tribal tattoos. A lot of other wrestlers have various other bad tattoos.
BoboBrazil
Member
I wonder if we will get a contract signing between AJ Styles and Dixie's husband?
"Listen AJ, I don't like you, but I respect the hell out of you for fucking my wife."
"Listen AJ, I don't like you, but I respect the hell out of you for fucking my wife."
WWE just posted over 30 video clips from Monday Night Raw in 1994 on their YouTube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/WWEFanNation/videos
Watching Bret Hart and British Bulldog vs. Owen Hart and Jim Neidhart right now.
http://www.youtube.com/user/WWEFanNation/videos
Watching Bret Hart and British Bulldog vs. Owen Hart and Jim Neidhart right now.
isnt that what botchamania is for sort of? just wish he did something like that.
Ninja Scooter
Member
pretty much wrestlers and male porn stars are the only ones keeping the tribal tats alive.
the dream is over
SLAPPING SLAPPERERSmackdown spoilers so you all can enjoy
* Backstage, Kaitlyn is approached by AJ. AJ tells Kaitlyn that she would like to apologize for what happened last week. Kaitlyn forgives AJ and then AJ slaps her again before running off.
Perspicacity
Banned
I think we can also blame Netflix now that they put Dusk Till Dawn on streaming
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