They still sell these? Or are they now part of the secret McDonald's menu?
They still have regular hamburger/cheeseburger.
I usually get the 2 cheeseburger meal, and they still use them in happy meals I think. I vastly prefer McD's skinny beef patties to the quarter pound ones.
Go even simpler:
Get rid of the "Nice chicken sandwich", salad, and cookies. Get rid of the shakes and tea.
Oh and... you left out the McNuggets. That's not good.
I could go for all of that, too. Kids like the cookies though, can't believe I forgot McNuggets!