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Meat-Eating Furniture

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Gaborn

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You're not going to like this. I didn't. Nobody I've shown it to has. But the designers who thought it up, James Auger and Jimmy Loizeau, are provocateurs, so they don't mind if you hate what they've done.

So here it is: meat-eating furniture.

Let's begin with their digital wall clock, which doesn't need a battery or a plug because it gets its energy from eating flies.

(Video here)

This carnivorous clock ("8 dead flies makes it work for about 12 days," says co-designer Professor Chris Melhuish, of Bristol Robotics) is just a prototype. It doesn't catch enough flies to power the motor on top and the digital clock. But this is just a first step.


As Professor Melhuish explains on another video:

What we have here is a belt. The white thing is a belt that's covered in honey. So it operates just like standard flypaper. Flies would be attracted to that honey. They'd land on the belt, get stuck, as you can see it is moving down very, very slowly, and right underneath here there's a blade and the blade scrapes off any insects that have become stuck to the honey. They fall into the microbial fuel cell underneath. And this is the device that turns that organic matter into electrical energy.

I know there's a notion (popular with the sci-fi crowd and especially with "singularity" enthusiasts) that one day machines are going to develop primitive minds of their own, learn how to repair themselves, copy themselves and find their own energy sources. At which point, they will become our evolutionary successors and rapidly evolve into some sort of uber-beings. I am privately wary of this idea, but Auger & Loizeau clearly find it intriguing to think about.

With these devices, they are exploring the self-feeding part. Along with the insect-powered clock, they also designed this lamp powered by incoming flies:

meatlamp.jpg


...and, more ominously, a coffee table littered with cheese bits that attracts mice who are ushered up a table leg and then guillotined by rotating blade-looking hole on top. Auger and Loizeaux made a video about the mouse consuming coffee table, but it made me queasy. Here's a picture of the table:

rattable.jpg


Auger and Loizeau knows some people (me) will find their designs repugnant. They say their furniture is just a newfangled version of all those nature shows on television that show animals hunting in the wild. Having a clock on your wall that "hunts" flies is a kind of theater.

"A fly buzzing around the window" says Auger, "suddenly becomes an actor in a live game of life, as the viewer half wills it towards the robot and half hopes for it to escape."

Would I want my living room turned into a death trap entertainment center? I would not.

But maybe you would.

I know these guys are artists. I suppose they are right to make us think harder about who we are and what we want, but I worry a little that Auger, Loizeau, the engineers at Bristol Robotics and robot-makers generally get so excited by the daring novelty of their designs that they fail to notice that they've crossed a line.

"We want robots to be able to get their own energy from the environment," says Professor Melhuish. Fair enough. But giving robots a taste for flesh seems just a touch wrong-headed. I mean quickly ask yourself what could possibly go wrong with this scenario.

I agree with the fellow who wrote their London-based blog to say:

With the exponential growth of robotic technology and AI it seems tempting fate to give robots a taste of organic matter as an energy source. This is something not even postulated by the Terminator movies, that the robots would eat us for energy. If you're going to make eating robots at least make them vegetarian only.

Yes, you may wonder what happened to that fern that used to be on the window sill, but you wouldn't have to worry about your cat.

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mre

Golden Domers are chickenshit!!
So is this technology an improvement on the human-batteries of the Matrix?
 
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Phoenix said:
These people need to be locked up in an institution.

Right after they sell me a fly eating clock, that owns.
 

mre

Golden Domers are chickenshit!!
Mistouze said:
Can I have a Jehova's Witness eating doorbell?

Is this really an issue for you? I've only ever had them come to my door once. I guess my soul just isn't worth saving.
 

Dyno

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Ridiculous! What does a coffee table need power for? For that matter why would you want your coffee table covered in bits of cheese and a lure for mice? Gross!
 

Somnid

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Dyno said:
Ridiculous! What does a coffee table need power for? For that matter why would you want your coffee table covered in bits of cheese and a lure for mice? Gross!

I eat off a kotatsu, this would actually make a lot of sense.

This idea is actually kind of cool. Then need some cockroach-eating appliances, anything to make those bastards useful. Maybe a bedbug eating alarm clock.
 

Futureman

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The table is a little weird because it doesn't need power, so really it's just a mice killing table. Why is that so shocking though? Millions of people set mouse traps every day.

The clock is pretty cool in that it powers itself.

"OMG LOCK THEM UP THEY ARE KILLING FLIES."

really?
 

besada

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Gaborn said:
I'm ok with the bug zapper, but the table that eats mice?

That specific item doesn't work for me because a) I don't have a lot of mice inside and b) coffee tables rarely need power.

But if you set up some sort of honeypot/kill system in my front and back yard, I'd be glad to convert the various fauna that creep in on me to electrical power for my house. A car that converted the animals and bugs it hit to energy would be fine, too.

I'd be a little more hesitant to program a machine to go hunt down animals to eat, although I can conceive of a scheme whereby we program predators for "pest animals" that kill them and dump them in microbial fuel cells for the city or county.

Honestly, I'm not sure the amount of power generated makes any of this stuff sensible, but it's fun to think about.
 

snacknuts

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I love the concept, but unless these things are 100% efficient, you'd have to clean out "leftovers" at some point. With flies, that doesn't bother me so much. With mice, on the other hand...
 

Gallbaro

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how th hell did I post in here with a quote form another thread.

anyway.
Mistouze said:
Can I have a Jehova's Witness eating doorbell?

In my experience all you have to do is say get of my property, and then when they keep talking about jesus, start casually talking about castle laws. Never came back.

Oh wait, your states probably don't allow the right to defend your property.


-They kept coming and coming and coming and it really came to that.
 

Imm0rt4l

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that's cool and scary at the same time. A table that eats mice, I didn't finish watching the vid, but wouldn't one have to worry about cleaning it regularly given that it eats a lot of mice? What about smell?

what if it develops a taste for humans and it tries to eat me while I'm cleaning it?
 

besada

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Krauser Kat said:
Also, can i shit in a bucket and have it power something.

Close. There are places planning these in wastewater treatment plants as power generators for the treatment plants themselves.
 
besada said:
Close. There are places planning these in wastewater treatment plants as power generators for the treatment plants themselves.
Awesome. We need more methane gas to steam power plants around. My college always had an eternal flame outside a landfill just burning to let off gas not powering anything, always though it was a waste.
 
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