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Meet the ultimate simp: Caesar

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This man is so delusional that I actually feel sorry for him. He needs serious mental help.

-Spends $40,000 on a blonde parasite
-Talks to her for over 5 years
- Never once met her
- She dodged three total flights so see him

 
Came in here expecting King Caesar.

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He seems like a nice guy. He could get a "normal" woman easily enough without wasting all that money.

Yup, that's why he's a hopeless simp.

I'd rather fuck a land whale than spend $40,000 on some "hot" chick that I've never even sniffed the pussy.

edit : 90 day Fiance is an awesome show. Everyone should check it out.
 
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He seems like a nice guy. He could get a "normal" woman easily enough without wasting all that money.

Some guys just get locked in the mindset that women won't like them unless they are paying them money. A transaction of "I paid her this so she has to talk to me" makes more sense to them than the uncertainty of wondering if she actually likes them. Because if they doubt themselves that much they are gonna convince themselves she doesn't.
 

I remember seeing this. Never understood how that's possible. Some super hot model that's way out of your league is one thing, ridiculous but it seems to happen to a bunch of people. But an actual international celebrity is beyond delusional. If I remember right the producers of Catfish even pointed out that Katy Perry had gotten married during their "relationship" but the guy still thought what they had was real.
 
He seems like a nice guy. He could get a "normal" woman easily enough without wasting all that money.

That's the problem. Instead of directly asking a girl out and risk getting rejected they front load everything hoping she'll confess her love for him mitigating the risk of rejection for the nice guy. Then they get anrgy for being "Lead on" when they do eventually get rejected.
 
I know a guy who is dating a cam model. Apparently she makes bank and just spends all day video chatting with a few guys who tip her like crazy. Apparently i think 4 or 5 guys give her about 200 USD a day in total.

For here in Latvia that's a lot of cash.
 
The show set it up to look like a catfish, like Weeyums in the most recent season. But no, Maria actually existed and was super hot, just like her pictures.

I am not sure how a guy like that, who, really, has nothing going for him - he's not attractive, he's not in good shape, he doesn't have any game, he doesn't make a lot of money, etc. - thinks that he could snag a babe like that. I think they've seen movies like "She's Out of My League" too many times. There's a million of them.
 
God, that's so sad, he should come to Germany, he could at least fuck some prostitutes here, perfectly legal...
But maybe he should go and see a shrink first.
 
David on this past season of 90 day was similar

Guy spent tens of thousands of dollars on Ukrainian dating sites, traveled to Ukraine like 5 times and never smashed. Hell, she stood him up 4 out of the 5 times he went over there
 
Some dudes literally have no sense. I mean, it's hard to imagine that level of desperation/naiveté. We all look for connection, but dude - open your eyes.
 
The show set it up to look like a catfish, like Weeyums in the most recent season. But no, Maria actually existed and was super hot, just like her pictures.

I am not sure how a guy like that, who, really, has nothing going for him - he's not attractive, he's not in good shape, he doesn't have any game, he doesn't make a lot of money, etc. - thinks that he could snag a babe like that. I think they've seen movies like "She's Out of My League" too many times. There's a million of them.

It's pretty simple, she wants a ticket out of her country
 
I've been to Ukraine/Russia. The hottest girls come onto you but they just want out in the end

If you are single and you go to Ukraine be careful to not fall in love with women there... an ukrainian friend told me.

They are beautiful but most of them just looking for money.
 
Caeser was a surprise guest on last week's Tell All episode. Him and David (basically "old white ceaser" from this season) were talking about chatting with ukraine girls online and how they had flown to Ukraine 20+ times. Sad.
 
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