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[Halo is Back]

This man is so delusional that I actually feel sorry for him. He needs serious mental help.

-Spends $40,000 on a blonde parasite
-Talks to her for over 5 years
- Never once met her
- She dodged three total flights so see him

 

[keraj37]

My Spam folder is full of Marias - you need to be very desperate to actually take this bait.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

#believeallwomen

 

[Birdo]

Came in here expecting King Caesar.

 

[Bullet Club]

He seems like a nice guy. He could get a "normal" woman easily enough without wasting all that money.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

He seems like a nice guy. He could get a "normal" woman easily enough without wasting all that money.

Yup, that's why he's a hopeless simp.

I'd rather fuck a land whale than spend $40,000 on some "hot" chick that I've never even sniffed the pussy.

edit : 90 day Fiance is an awesome show. Everyone should check it out.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I'd rather fuck a land whale than spend $40,000 on some "hot" chick that I've never even sniffed the pussy.

Or simply go to a brothel.
40k gets you a long way there.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Or simply go to a brothel.
40k gets you a long way there.

Put me up on game

 

[DKehoe]

He seems like a nice guy. He could get a "normal" woman easily enough without wasting all that money.

Some guys just get locked in the mindset that women won't like them unless they are paying them money. A transaction of "I paid her this so she has to talk to me" makes more sense to them than the uncertainty of wondering if she actually likes them. Because if they doubt themselves that much they are gonna convince themselves she doesn't.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/man-thought-dating-katy-perry-8662137

 

[Cutty Flam]

 

[nush]

 

[DKehoe]

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/man-thought-dating-katy-perry-8662137

I remember seeing this. Never understood how that's possible. Some super hot model that's way out of your league is one thing, ridiculous but it seems to happen to a bunch of people. But an actual international celebrity is beyond delusional. If I remember right the producers of Catfish even pointed out that Katy Perry had gotten married during their "relationship" but the guy still thought what they had was real.

 

[nush]

He seems like a nice guy. He could get a "normal" woman easily enough without wasting all that money.

That's the problem. Instead of directly asking a girl out and risk getting rejected they front load everything hoping she'll confess her love for him mitigating the risk of rejection for the nice guy. Then they get anrgy for being "Lead on" when they do eventually get rejected.

 

[TaySan]

If only i had that money to drop like it was nothing.

 

[ScarletSpider]

.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

#BlackHeartsMatterToo

 

[nush]

If only i had that money to drop like it was nothing.

Step one: Get a job.

 

[TaySan]

Step one: Get a job.

Already have one thank you.
40k is still a lot of money to drop on someone you never even met.

 

[triplestation]

when hookers are legalized people are gonna look back at this show and realize how unnecessarily bad men had it

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Step one: Get a job.

Cesar, is this you?

 

[Piku_Ringo]

Already have one thank you.

It's gonna take you awhile moping them gas station toilets up tho.

 

[King of Foxes]

I know a guy who is dating a cam model. Apparently she makes bank and just spends all day video chatting with a few guys who tip her like crazy. Apparently i think 4 or 5 guys give her about 200 USD a day in total.

For here in Latvia that's a lot of cash.

 

[diffusionx]

The show set it up to look like a catfish, like Weeyums in the most recent season. But no, Maria actually existed and was super hot, just like her pictures.

I am not sure how a guy like that, who, really, has nothing going for him - he’s not attractive, he’s not in good shape, he doesn’t have any game, he doesn’t make a lot of money, etc. - thinks that he could snag a babe like that. I think they’ve seen movies like “She’s Out of My League” too many times. There’s a million of them.

 

[H4ze]

God, that's so sad, he should come to Germany, he could at least fuck some prostitutes here, perfectly legal...
But maybe he should go and see a shrink first.

 

[Tesseract]

he should commit seppuku with his grandfather's samurai sword and let the waves take him

 

[Amory]

David on this past season of 90 day was similar

Guy spent tens of thousands of dollars on Ukrainian dating sites, traveled to Ukraine like 5 times and never smashed. Hell, she stood him up 4 out of the 5 times he went over there

 

[diffusionx]

God, that's so sad, he should come to Germany, he could at least fuck some prostitutes here, perfectly legal...
But maybe he should go and see a shrink first.

wheres thebest place to do this... asking for a friend

 

[Super Mario]

when hookers are legalized people are gonna look back at this show and realize how unnecessarily bad men had it

Some men will be better off, some will be worse off. There will be men trying to chase the hookers too.

 

[Cutty Flam]

God, that's so sad, he should come to Germany, he could at least fuck some prostitutes here, perfectly legal...
But maybe he should go and see a shrink first.

 

[synchronicity]

Some dudes literally have no sense. I mean, it's hard to imagine that level of desperation/naiveté. We all look for connection, but dude - open your eyes.

 

[GymWolf]

Meh it's probably all fake like majority of these shows.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Why do you think any of what was shown was remotely reality

I'm guessing he made shit up to make bank from the show

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Black TaySan needs to clear his damn notifications.

 

[King of Foxes]

The show set it up to look like a catfish, like Weeyums in the most recent season. But no, Maria actually existed and was super hot, just like her pictures.

I am not sure how a guy like that, who, really, has nothing going for him - he’s not attractive, he’s not in good shape, he doesn’t have any game, he doesn’t make a lot of money, etc. - thinks that he could snag a babe like that. I think they’ve seen movies like “She’s Out of My League” too many times. There’s a million of them.

It's pretty simple, she wants a ticket out of her country

 

[Alter_Fridge]

It's pretty simple, she wants a ticket out of her country

I've been to Ukraine/Russia. The hottest girls come onto you but they just want out in the end

 

[Jooxed]

I love this guy.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

That dude was smart. No way he could wire his life savings away. Reality ScamTV

 

[GeorgPrime]

I've been to Ukraine/Russia. The hottest girls come onto you but they just want out in the end

If you are single and you go to Ukraine be careful to not fall in love with women there... an ukrainian friend told me.

They are beautiful but most of them just looking for money.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

If you are single and you go to Ukraine be careful to not fall in love with women there... an ukrainian friend told me.

They are beautiful but most of them just looking for money.

I knew that when I was 22 lol

 

[TheContact]

reminds me a bit of

Spoiler: semi NSFW

 

[jshackles]

Caeser was a surprise guest on last week's Tell All episode. Him and David (basically "old white ceaser" from this season) were talking about chatting with ukraine girls online and how they had flown to Ukraine 20+ times. Sad.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

reminds me a bit of

Spoiler: semi NSFW

#FakeBewbs or #FakeNews?

Coz if real

 

[King of Foxes]

reminds me a bit of

Spoiler: semi NSFW

I groaned twice reading that

 

[TheContact]

#FakeBewbs or #FakeNews?

Coz if real

Not sure about the boobs, probably fake? Her name is Amouranth or something you can look her up. Not fake news though, sadly this was real.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

I groaned twice reading that

He gave her thousands of dollars?

That is simp material

 

[Alter_Fridge]

O

Not sure about the boobs, probably fake? Her name is Amouranth or something you can look her up. Not fake news though, sadly this was real.

I might quickly look her up if I have an ugly Tinder date

 

[King of Foxes]

He gave her thousands of dollars?

That is simp material

Nope, the you said im cute and then the i was going to fly out to wherever for drinks....

just urgh

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Nope, the you said im cute and then the i was going to fly out to wherever for drinks....

just urgh

What's nope about it?

 

[King of Foxes]

What's nope about it?

Sorry I thought you meant i groaned at the giving her thousands of dollars part