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[sangreal]

Hydrogenated oil and corn syrup? I thought that was already known?

they use corn syrup to turn cars white?

 

[Twio]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

Nope. You're wrong. YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT THEM.

 

[Dart]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

Without a glass of milk I'd agree.

 

[hitsugi]

The real question, though:
Is the Hydrox secret still safe?

I used to think these were the knock offs...... turns out they just made a really horrible decision with that name and it ruined them.

 

[Auron_Kale]

Loved those. But now that I have diabetes they're off the menu.

Best and worst part about the holidays when shopping at Trader Joe's...

I like Oreos and I like TJ's Joe-Joe's as well. Don't eat them all the time, but I think they're pretty good.

 

[Twio]

Anyone find disturbing the car whitening chemical part and the food involvement in the same sentence? lol

Nah. I'll probably get cancer from sleeing with my phone before I get it from eating Oreos.

 

[linsivvi]

Oreo is disgusting. These men have committed crimes against humanity.

 

[usea]

I didn't know this was a criminal thing.

More info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_Espionage_Act_of_1996

 

[SwiftDeath]

This is not the worst secret sold to the chinese I bet, not by a long shot

 

[EightBitNate]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

Why weren't you banned for this post

 

[terrisus]

Why weren't you banned for this post

He kept his headphones plugged in?

 

[ganon]

making a chemical used to whiten products from cars to the middle of Oreo cookies

Hmm... So China can now make perfect fake Oreo?

 

[Malreyn]

"All cookies are terrible!"

Come at me!

 

[terrisus]

"All cookies are terrible!"

Come at me!

How do you feel about biscuits?

 

[Cosmo Clock 21]

He kept his headphones plugged in?

lol

 

[Confidence Man]

Should probably change the title to DuPont trade secret.

 

[Big-E]

this is about the color, not the flavor

I know, but what I am trying to say is that the Chinese market doesn't really care about the original flavour as they seem to buy all the weird shit that Oreo sells here. Any small corner store has a boatload of different Oreos and they are real Oreos.

 

[Malreyn]

How do you feel about biscuits?

Not well versed in biscuit varieties other than digestives

 

[RumblingRosco]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

Worst first post ever. You should feel ashamed.

 

[freenudemacusers]

as long as newman's own stay safe i don't care. oreo smoreo

 

[terrisus]

oreo smoreo

Oreo s'mores you say?

 

[Reg]

Worst first post ever. You should feel ashamed.

Nasty ass cookies, dude.

 

[Phaethon0017]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

Threads like these have me convinced that companies send half the country a good and bad version of their products. Some of these alternatives are sketch.

 

[freenudemacusers]

there is nothing better than making a pudding or ice cream pie crust out of newman's own cookies lawd. oreo crust taste like plastic by comparison. ew.

 

[To Far Away Times]

Oreos are bitter like chocolate but have none of the flavor.

 

[Nemo]

I like cookies that get soft when you dunk em. Oreos don't.

You gotta dunk em in hot beverages

 

[doctorcdcs]

He kept his headphones plugged in?

Oh lord poor nate lol

 

[daizydoesit]

I like to lick the outside, but I always spit out the white stuff. Doesn't taste very good. I've never finished an entire Oreo

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Aw, I hope they like their double-stuffed in prison.

Hope they like cream filling. Their butt cheeks are gonna be the cookie sandwich, in prison.

Prison rape is hilarious guys!

 

[johnny_park]

Mint oreos are the best.

 

[Valnen]

Good. I have no sympathy for corporations that lose their "secrets".

A world in which all the big corporations "trade secrets" leaked to the public would amuse me.

 

[SneakyStephan]

They don't sell those here
is the filling like the stuff inside these?

because that shit is fucking vile

 

[abstract alien]

I kept telling people that Oreo cereal tasted like fucking hydrogen and everyone called me crazy.

 

[Konka]

My grandparents always got Hydrox.

 

[Red_Man]

The real question, though:
Is the Hydrox secret still safe?

Why the fuck would I ever put a cookie named Hyrdox in my mouth? Seriously

 

[terrisus]

Why the fuck would I ever put a cookie named Hyrdox in my mouth? Seriously

Because they taste good?

 

[v1lla21]

I only eat oreos with milk, otherwise they are pretty horrible. These are the best cookies though:

 

[SneakyStephan]

I only eat oreos with milk, otherwise they are pretty horrible. These are the best cookies though:

Ooh mariekes, those are pretty good

 

[Konka]

Why the fuck would I ever put a cookie named Hyrdox in my mouth? Seriously

Oreo copied them.

 

[Archer]

Oof.

 

[Tuck]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

Golden oreos are wonderful.

 

[PSYGN]

I laughed at the prison rape joke reply I guess that makes me a bad person

 

[arab]

the secret to all the stupid flavors has been revealed!

1.) diarrrhea
2.) put diarrhea between cookies
3.) package seasonally

 

[Xerotwo]

I wonder what would China do if they had the recipe....

 

[terrible]

Now China can make crappy cookies too. Cool I guess?

 

[v1lla21]

Ooh mariekes, those are pretty good

I love them with hot chocolate.

 

[LiK]

So they only sold the creme filling recipe? Still can't match the flavor of the cookies right?

 

[RyudBoy]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

You wanna step outside?

Oreos are the best

 

[braves01]

My body is a temple, and only fig newtons are allowed at the altar. I couldn't care less about Oreos (except the Halloween ones, which are okay).

 

[wrowa]

Oreos are only a thing for about 5 years or so around here and I agree that they are absolutely disgusting. Seriously, those things taste awful. There are so many better tasting cookies.