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SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- Two men were convicted Wednesday of stealing an American company's secret recipe for making a chemical used to whiten products from cars to the middle of Oreo cookies and selling it to a competitor controlled by the Chinese government.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/national_world&id=9457768

Aw, I hope they like their double-stuffed in prison.

 

[Elchele]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

 

[Paskil]

Hope they like cream filling. Their butt cheeks are gonna be the cookie sandwich, in prison.

 

[JDSN]

Hope they like cream filling. Their butt cheeks are gonna be the cookie sandwich, in prison.

Thats a pretty vivid picture.

 

[NathanMcMahon]

haha. shitty prison rape jokes. haha.

on topic.

chemical whitening in oreos. say it aint so.

 

[Komo]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

WHAT

 

[Messypandas]

Oh eo

 

[Kano on the Phone]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

It's possible to have a wrong opinion.

Hope they like cream filling. Their butt cheeks are gonna be the cookie sandwich, in prison.

haha rape, i get it

 

[Deadstar]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

Newman O's Fan?

 

[Vic]

recipe for making a chemical used to whiten products from cars to the middle of Oreo cookies

wat

 

[Rubbish King]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

Somebody call bish

 

[Vesmir]

Hope they like cream filling. Their butt cheeks are gonna be the cookie sandwich, in prison.

Rape! Haha!

 

[Funky Papa]

Yup. Oreos are pretty disappointing.

SO WAS YOUR MOM

 

[manfestival]

SO WAS YOUR MOM

this right here so much

 

[kutthoat5150]

that chemical from cars to whitten that shit is what makes them sooo good

 

[daviyoung]

erm, it's a bourbon biscuit with different food colourings

 

[TommyT]

All cookies and stuff have gone downhill since they stopped using the good sugar. Never tasted the same.

 

[massoluk]

Am I supposed to be outrage over the theft or the fact that the same product is used to whiten the car and Oreo?

 

[Spring-Loaded]

Oreos are fucking disgusting. They sold a blight to the chinese

 

[DietRob]

I don't know if I want to know secret ingredients anymore. First this rubber subway bread and now car paint in oreos. Ugh.

 

[Eusis]

Am I supposed to be outrage over the theft or the fact that the same product is used to whiten the car and Oreo?

I'd be more worried about how this process works and its health effects if any. Might be a lot of worry over nothing though especially as they're probably better avoided for a million and one other reasons anyway, but this then begs the question of what is the true color of Oreo cream filling.

... It's going to be kind of disappointing if it's only a slightly off white color.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Drag them before court to face treason charges, imo.

 

[Hoo-doo]

People who dislike Oreo's aren't people. They are monsters.

 

[davepoobond]

Can't wait till we get whitened, fattened Chinese


Anti-cookie monsters

 

[Borgnine]

Is this thread about a threesome?

 

[Funky Papa]

Huh. I guess someone that's eaten Oreos must know.

Sorry if I hurt your feelings over some subpar cookie. While we're at it, every chocolate from Cadbury I've eaten was bad.

Still better than Hershey's, which is barely above animal feed.

 

[Upsidedown Fuji]

I never knew it was a thing to hate on Oreos. I like them but I'll only eat them with milk.

 

[Data West]

Can't wait till we get whitened, fattened Chinese


Anti-cookie monsters

Cookie Monster wouldn't eat that shlock.

 

[Rebel Leader]

Drag them before court to face treason charges, imo.

GOD DAMN TRAITORS!

 

[terrisus]

The real question, though:
Is the Hydrox secret still safe?

 

[Funky Papa]

Come to think about it... if I eat a lot of Oreos... will my teeth be whiter?

I can already feel the call of science.

 

[Data West]

The real question, though:
Is the Hydrox secret still safe?

Now that is a fancy packaging. With a terrible name.

 

[Funky Papa]

Now that is a fancy packaging.

I don't know if it works, though. Hydrox does sound like some whitening agent.

 

[Volimar]

I like cookies that get soft when you dunk em. Oreos don't.


Aldi cookies:

 

[sangreal]

The real question, though:
Is the Hydrox secret still safe?

they put the secret right in the name

Spoiler

its hydrogen peroxide

 

[mj1108]

Oreos are the worst

No, you are.

 

[Slayer-33]

Anyone find disturbing the car whitening chemical part and the food involvement in the same sentence? lol

 

[Big-E]

China already has about 10000 different Oreo flsvours so I am sure they will be fine.

 

[Ty4on]

Am I supposed to be outrage over the theft or the fact that the same product is used to whiten the car and Oreo?

Why? I wash cars with the same water I drink.

 

[davepoobond]

Anyone find disturbing the car whitening chemical part and the food involvement in the same sentence? lol

There are multitude of things it used to whiten. Those are just two of them.

You are eating chemicals all the time. I'm sure the fat content in the cookie is worse for you than the whitening chemical. Unless it gives you cancer.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

This makes Snowden's leak look like amateur hour at the Apollo.

 

[sangreal]

China already has about 10000 different Oreo flsvours so I am sure they will be fine.

this is about the color, not the flavor

 

[Cosmo Clock 21]

Guys, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but they put the same chemical they use to make antifreeze in food preservatives! You are literally eating antifreeze when you eat foods with glycerol!

 

[Wag]

Loved those. But now that I have diabetes they're off the menu.

 

[TheOGB]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

Yeah, I ate a whole thing of Oreos as a kid and now I hate chocolate.

 

[Rebel Leader]

Anyone find disturbing the car whitening chemical part and the food involvement in the same sentence? lol

no.

 

[wsippel]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

Right, Prinzenrolle is where it's at. Butter cookies with a cacao creme filling, no artificial aromatics, colors, whiteners or other nonsense.

 

[Eusis]

There are multitude of things it used to whiten. Those are just two of them.

You are eating chemicals all the time. I'm sure the fat content in the cookie is worse for you than the whitening chemical. Unless it gives you cancer.

Yeah, healthwise it's an unwinnable battle. Even if the process is completely benign health-wise you're still stalking about sugary, fat loaded cookies.

 

[MiniBossBattle]

Hydrogenated oil and corn syrup? I thought that was already known?

 

[VaultBoy101]

I never knew it was a thing to hate on Oreos. I like them but I'll only eat them with milk.

This is the internet. It's a thing to hate on everything, even the food of the gods.