Bored at work so I'll just comment about something hilarious last night.
Me and my friend went to a local bar on karaoke night. I'm hangin out with my friend Leah and we hear this girl belting out a tune. She's really good but too loud. Leah informs me that the girl is putting the mic too close to her mouth. So after the song I go up to her and tell her that she's great but she should pull the mic a few inches away and the sound would be magnificent.
She's definitely a pretty girl, but not my type. We start chatting a bit, find some common ground, we know the same people! The banter goes stale after a few minutes so I go back to my friends but she seems nice so I grab her number first because I figure she might be cool to hang out with.
Fast forward an hour and a few Red Bull Vodkas... The bar has an inside and outside area so a bunch of us are outside on the deck, having fun, acting stupid as usual. (Now here's where the details get fuzzy since I was pretty hammered at this point)....
The mic girl is getting hassled by some ghetto looking guy and chases him away. I'm within eyeshot and I motion for her to come hang out with us. She comes over and we all start bullshitting for awhile.
During the conversation, I see a few girls that I approached from earlier in the night about to leave with their awfully drunk tiara wearing birthday buddy. I get up, chat with them for just a moment because I could tell that birthday girl needed a toilet pretty soon.... so I get the cute one's number and bid them adieu.
I sit back down with my friends, chat for maybe another 5-10 minutes and all of a sudden, one of mic girl's fuses shorts out and she says something REALLY nasty to me, then rips into my whole group of friends. I can't for the life of me remember what she said but it must have been pretty cutthroat because as I looked around I saw our entire group was stunned. All I know is the last thing she said...
Leah said: damn that wasn't cool
Mic girl: Yea, people tell me I'm an evil bitch!
as she stormed off!
At this point Leah is telling me what a bitch she is, and coming from Leah (one of the coolest girls I know), it really says something. So for a little while I wanted to find the girl and bite her head off. This feeling passes however as the alcohol takes over my body and I start goofing around with some more people that I know back inside.
So what happens at the end of the night? Mic girl comes up to me, shakes my hand, says goodbye and tells me to call her sometime!
:lol HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA what???
Me and my friend went to a local bar on karaoke night. I'm hangin out with my friend Leah and we hear this girl belting out a tune. She's really good but too loud. Leah informs me that the girl is putting the mic too close to her mouth. So after the song I go up to her and tell her that she's great but she should pull the mic a few inches away and the sound would be magnificent.
She's definitely a pretty girl, but not my type. We start chatting a bit, find some common ground, we know the same people! The banter goes stale after a few minutes so I go back to my friends but she seems nice so I grab her number first because I figure she might be cool to hang out with.
Fast forward an hour and a few Red Bull Vodkas... The bar has an inside and outside area so a bunch of us are outside on the deck, having fun, acting stupid as usual. (Now here's where the details get fuzzy since I was pretty hammered at this point)....
The mic girl is getting hassled by some ghetto looking guy and chases him away. I'm within eyeshot and I motion for her to come hang out with us. She comes over and we all start bullshitting for awhile.
During the conversation, I see a few girls that I approached from earlier in the night about to leave with their awfully drunk tiara wearing birthday buddy. I get up, chat with them for just a moment because I could tell that birthday girl needed a toilet pretty soon.... so I get the cute one's number and bid them adieu.
I sit back down with my friends, chat for maybe another 5-10 minutes and all of a sudden, one of mic girl's fuses shorts out and she says something REALLY nasty to me, then rips into my whole group of friends. I can't for the life of me remember what she said but it must have been pretty cutthroat because as I looked around I saw our entire group was stunned. All I know is the last thing she said...
Leah said: damn that wasn't cool
Mic girl: Yea, people tell me I'm an evil bitch!
as she stormed off!
At this point Leah is telling me what a bitch she is, and coming from Leah (one of the coolest girls I know), it really says something. So for a little while I wanted to find the girl and bite her head off. This feeling passes however as the alcohol takes over my body and I start goofing around with some more people that I know back inside.
So what happens at the end of the night? Mic girl comes up to me, shakes my hand, says goodbye and tells me to call her sometime!
:lol HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA what???