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haxan7
Banned
and then we clapped
BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
I'm saying taxes suck the big hair follicles on a nutsac and I would love to pay less
Also Chrome just auto corrected "nutsack" to "nutsac" for me so there's still hope for the future
T8SC
Member
Well, that was…something.
Facism
Member
Good morning, you guuuys!
How is everybody's weekend going?
At the risk of repeating myself: Where the fuck is my PS5? I've been waiting to buy it since last last christmas but it's impossible to get one. Is it just Europe?
Like, can you Americans just go to a shop and take one from the shelf?
What kind of system is that? Does Mr. Sony even care? I'm so sad. The world is such an unruly place.
Weather was supposed to be shit all day, but it only rained in the morning. Rest of the day was sunny and warm, and the ground had dried up. Managed to get a cycle in, bashing out 25 miles across the countryside bridle paths . All in all fucking great on the back of that single activity.
That's one more thing I love about living in Oxford; it's surrounded by some beautiful countryside. I really need to get back into cycling.
nush
Member
I imagine there will be stacks of them in Hong Kong Golden Centre. I've not seen any on the mainland.
PhoenixTank
Member
IbizaPocholo
NeoGAFs Kent Brockman
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Peggies
Member
That just made my day and it's only 8:00 in the morning.
Coincidentally this kept me entertained for a little while.
Have a good one, Gaf
Maybe I'm just old, but…I don't get it?
Coincidentally this kept me entertained for a little while.
Xaero Gravity
NEXT LEVEL lame™
Shut up cuntDon't take it so hard.Xaero Gravity tells that to everyone he meets.
And here I was thinking I was your one and only cunt.
Facism
Member
great, isn't it? I'm just north of the Cotswolds so got countryside out the arse
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
Didn't fancy the Blenheim Tri last weekend then?
Not really, COVID hit me pretty hard last year, and I'm not in the best of shape anyhow. My goal is to get into shape for triathlons.
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
I would like to do a Tri but I'm not the best swimmer. Plus, it always looks like chaos at the start of the swim and you hear some nasty stories about people getting pretty battered from other swimmers.
Good luck in your fitness journey man. Maybe I'll see you at Blenheim next year
I'd completely forgot swimming is a key part of a triathlon. Fuck, that's me out. I can just about do the damn doggy paddle, heh. I may/may not get swimming lessons at some point. God, that sounds fucking pathetic.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Kubrick built sets you silly goose.
nush
Member
Because that's never going to happen. Nobody wants to see the human testicle flapping about in the pool in his Speedos.
You make a valid point.
PhoenixTank
Member
I fear that explaining it won't make it funny... If you weren't following the thread of conversation then Peggies' post is almost ambiguous enough to suggest she might dress up a PS5 in clothes and hats. Or at least was for a second to me, thus that image was born. Could also take it as "Reject Baby, Embrace PS5" I guess. Can't be funny now, though.
Compensatory hasty hat overlay?
BigBooper
Member
I'm stuck in a waiting room with daytime tv shows and no remote. They are talking about "mom rage" which is apparently what happens when a mom freaks out and goes off yelling at her family, but it's not her fault because it's a product of misogyny and the expectations of the patriarchy.
Is a four story fall typically fatal?
Is a four story fall typically fatal?
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Yes but think of how your selfish, male-ego-driven choices reflect on your poor mother.
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
You gotta make sure to angle it just right so your head hits first with optimal velocity. Takes practice.
haxan7
Banned
you should loudly react to every part of the show so everyone in the waiting room can hear.
*scoffs* "Fucking feminist bullshit!"
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Nope, but I offer that service at a 20% discount starting on December 25th.
I have to question why you're only active on that specific day. Unless…are you Santa?
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I'm Hamster Jesus.
Peggies
Member
No, I'm the quota woman in here.
What kind of service would that be?Does it matter? With a 20% discount, he can shit on my chest for all he cares.
12Goblins
Lil’ Gobbie
T8SC
Member
What the hell did you think the "Tri" was? Running, Cycling and Kayaking?
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
For me, "tri" means that I'm attracted to women, men, and curvy pieces of drift wood.
T8SC
Member
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Otherwise known as the "Dino shocker"
I'm 35, you'll have to forgive an old man and his brain farts.
T8SC
Member
T8SC
Member
Prison Mike
Banned
nush
Member
Life lessons you really should have learned from the first time they happened. After that always have some powdered Milk, small carton of UHT milk or those little posts of creamer they give away at McDonalds with their coffee on hand. Fucking up your morning caffeine fix is giga shit. Remember, learn, adapt.
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