Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
We'll be roaming the streets, asking shop assistants If they have a PS5.
This is what I imagine it looks like in tea n' biscuits country
Please sir, may I have
We'll be roaming the streets, asking shop assistants If they have a PS5.
Stop spying on me, damn it.We'll be roaming the streets, asking shop assistants If they have a PS5.
That’s right. And we don’t pay with cash, we pay with crumpets and bow to the queen upon receipt.This is what I imagine it looks like in tea n' biscuits country
Please sir, may I havesome morea PS5?
This is what I imagine it looks like in tea n' biscuits country
Please sir, may I havesome morea PS5?
Would it work in the same way if I told them I’m asexual?Exactly! I'll be like "Please good sir, I'm pregnant. It is utterly essential I have a PS5!"
Would it work in the same way if I told them I’m asexual?
Would it work in the same way if I told them I’m asexual?
You are obsessed with your identity mate.Would it work in the same way if I told them I’m asexual?
You are obsessed with your identity mate.
This is what I imagine it looks like in tea n' biscuits country
So can you explain why it’s okay for everyone else to constantly drag it up, yet when I do I’m accused of being obsessed? Fucking double standards, mate.You are obsessed with your identity mate.
Just shut the fuck up already. No one cares.So can you explain why it’s okay for everyone else to constantly drag it up, yet when I do I’m accused of being obsessed? Fucking double standards, mate.
Good to know.Just shut the fuck up already. No one cares.
I have no idea what you’re referring to. I just notice about half the posts by you that I see you discuss your asexuality. It’s fine in moderation but I get the impression you define so much of who you are by this one minor aspect of your personality. There’s an underlying anger or bitterness to some of these posts.So can you explain why it’s okay for everyone else to constantly drag it up, yet when I do I’m accused of being obsessed? Fucking double standards, mate.
My hamsterism is not an identity, it's a lifestyleSo can you explain why it’s okay for everyone else to constantly drag it up, yet when I do I’m accused of being obsessed? Fucking double standards, mate.
And we love you for it!My hamsterism is not an identity, it's a lifestyle
My hamsterism is not an identity, it's a lifestyle
Are you trying to tell me you eat shit?Can you stack the 2 for 1 special? My plans for dinner fell through.
That's confidential information. It's got no place in a public forum.Are you trying to tell me you eat shit?
You’re right, I do have other interests, obviously, and I do like to discuss them in the relevant topics. I honestly can say I didn’t think I posted that much about my a********y, but I apologise if I did/do. It’s an important subject to me, however, but I try and keep it to the relevant threads.I have no idea what you’re referring to. I just notice about half the posts by you that I see you discuss your asexuality. It’s fine in moderation but I get the impression you define so much of who you are by this one minor aspect of your personality. There’s an underlying anger or bitterness to some of these posts.
It would be nice to get to know more about you than your sexual identity. You seem educated enough to have hobbies, ideals, etc. that would be great to discuss. It’s hard to pay attention or engage with someone who has made up their mind that their value is derived from one aspect for their personality and does not discuss much else.
I care. I'm happy to discuss whatever with you man. Here, on the GAF Discord, or in PM.You’re right, I do have other interests, obviously, and I do like to discuss them in the relevant topics. I honestly can say I didn’t think I posted that much about my a********y, but I apologise if I did/do. It’s an important subject to me, however, but I try and keep it to the relevant threads.
If you’re asking now what my interests are, then I’d be happy to discuss them further. But as pointed out, nobody cares. Comments like that make me not want to post in here anymore.
I have a lot of negative thoughts in my head because, despite the facade of positivity I put on, I’ve had a lot of negativity in my life. There are only two people on here who know the exact reason why I’m negative 99.9% of the time. I do have good things in my life - friendship, a job, money - but, to me, the negatives outweigh the positives. If you knew half the story, you’d understand.I care. I'm happy to discuss whatever with you man. Here, on the GAF Discord, or in PM.
I would encourage you to stay positive despite the rough experiences. I get the impression you've a lot of negative thoughts in your head. I think that is because you view everything through the lens of your sexuality. The worlds a big place, you can find others who identify as asexual that will be able to better empathize with your situation--the trick is just finding them. For everything, try creating bonds around other shared interest first, rather than filtering everything through the lens of being asexual. This is all said with a huge asterisk because I only know a small portion about you and only from your posts here on GAF. You could be Brad Pitt IRL for all I know.
If you like certain sports or movies, shows, literature, music, etc. you can start conversations just discussing those and build friendships through those fields, online or off. Everything else kind fo falls into place from there. We've got a good sampling of communities here on GAF. If there's one you want to see, create it or ask round if others share the interest, maybe someone is willing to make an OT.
Again, feel free to hit me up anytime you want to chat.
I've observed that sometimes your sarcasmmeter needs calibration. Most people are taking the piss amicably, not maliciously. You also like to participate in the occasional back and forth roasting too, and if you're going to engage in the bantz, then be prepared to get as good as you give. Don't take it so personally.It’s difficult being the only a*****l I know. Anytime I mention it on here, I get ridiculed and mocked.
i bet they could suck start a 747And we love you for it!
I’m sure I’m not alone in being able to detect sarcasm all the time on an Internet forum, but I will admit that I have good days and I have bad days. I’m on 45mg Mirtazapine daily for my depression and anxiety, and, as with all anti-depressants, it can affect your mood. I’m not trying to use that as an excuse for me being a dick, but it is at least partially responsible.I've observed that sometimes your sarcasmmeter needs calibration. Most people are taking the piss amicably, not maliciously. You also like to participate in the occasional back and forth roasting too, and if you're going to engage in the bantz, then be prepared to get as good as you give. Don't take it so personally.
This is why at my business no one is an exclusive top. In order to be a well rounded professional, you need to catch as well as you pitch.
edit: I can also guarantee you that you're not the only asexual on here.
I might do that.There's also Mental Health GAF if you want somewhere to vent.
Comments like that make me not want to post in here anymore.
Console wars are spicy this year
So can you explain why it’s okay for everyone else to constantly drag it up, yet when I do I’m accused of being obsessed? Fucking double standards, mate.
Escorts, becuse if she can't be bothered to lay on her back for 10 minutes and make positive noises she deserves to lose the cash value of a nice gift or treat to some woman who will.If you want to count the asexuals on GAF just make a poll to find out how many of us are married
I’m not opposed to any kind of arrangement people want to make, but to be clear about my own situation: I was making a joke. Although the recovery from Kid 1 was so long I about felt like going down that path. I wanna say it was like 6 months…Escorts, becuse if she can't be bothered to lay on her back for 10 minutes and make positive noises she deserves to lose the cash value of a nice gift or treat to some woman who will.
Update: Aunt Flo showed up again this month so the vasectomy appears to have been successful