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haxan7
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It’s hard to fuck with a giant stick in ur assWhy's that?
T8SC
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SoggyBiscuit
Banned
I'm stoned for the first time in years, AMA.
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
I just bought Demon's Souls and FF7R: Intergrade.
I actually cannot wait to get sunk in over Christmas.
I actually cannot wait to get sunk in over Christmas.
Kev Kev
Member
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I'm loving this stay-cation. Get up, play Faerie Solitaire Harvest while sipping coffee & listening to music, after an hour or two work out. Then lunch, and edibles and whatever the hell else I want to do. Music and Forza mostly.
We've gotten quite a lot done around the house too. Shame I've got to go back to work for 9 days but at least it's only that.
We've gotten quite a lot done around the house too. Shame I've got to go back to work for 9 days but at least it's only that.
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
Anyone got any tips for an introvert trying to make friends at a wedding where you only know the bride and groom?
First step is getting absolutely white girl wasted, I assume?
First step is getting absolutely white girl wasted, I assume?
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Pretty much. Talk about nerdy shit too. That helps.
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Thaedolus
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I hear doing a coyote ugly routine is a good way to introduce yourself
*Nightwing
Banned
No! Stay sober to enjoy secretly sabotaging the wedding. Start by using your natural introvertedness to be relegated to the kid’s section (they are probably thinking it’s your social skill level and will set you there anyways) where you talk about games with the kids to gain thier trust and then periodically leave the booze out within reach for them to all get shit faced. This means you will be making various bar runs. During each one you have to stay vigilant as either the mother of the bride, or the groom will be looking to get shitfaced as well. One always gets drunk at a wedding, always. So your job is while double fishing drink runs to leave for the kids secretly, you drop one to said mother to speed up the process.
If all goes according to plan you will have the kids shitfaced with everyone asking you what happened, and then a fun drunk mother of bride/groom to point to and criticize with the other wedding guest’s both as amazing conversation starter’s. But be sure to take sips from drinks and even spill some on yourself so if you get found out on either of the two you just play drunk and stupid. Have fun and slap the brides ass for us!
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Just ask questions to people. Things you actually care about. If you can find a good balance between asking questions and telling quick stories and jokes, you're golden.
Elpidio Valdés
Member
I'm at the mall and these 2 chicks have a PS5 just in the open. Somebody is going to do a snatch & grab on that baby. Or maybe there's no PS5 inside and that's bait.
haxan7
Banned
On a scale of 1 to 10 how sneaky were you when you took that picI'm at the mall and these 2 chicks have a PS5 just in the open. Somebody is going to do a snatch & grab on that baby. Or maybe there's no PS5 inside and that's bait.
Elpidio Valdés
Member
Like a 7! I pretended I was tying my shoes.
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
They played the Super Mario Bros. theme at this wedding, I must be amongst good company??
*Nightwing
Banned
It’s not you, it’s them
Oh, it’s definitely them. Stupid motherfucking inbred cunts.
Saber
Member
ParaSeoul
Member
nush
Member
I'm at the mall and these 2 chicks have a PS5 just in the open. Somebody is going to do a snatch & grab on that baby. Or maybe there's no PS5 inside and that's bait.
What mall is this? Just askin..
Elpidio Valdés
Member
Dolphin Mall in Miami. Right in front of one of the 2 Bath & Body Works.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I miss Miami. What an amazing city.
Tschumi
Member
I guess we came to an ersatz understanding in the end but I'm pretty relieved i somehow managed to extricate myself from any projections independently
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Xaero Gravity
NEXT LEVEL lame™
Kev Kev
Member
Kev Kev with Marty McFly requesting a permanent ban, I'm going to ask what we're all thinking.
How hard are you?
I’d like like to thank my Mom for always supporting me, all the Neo Members for taking his place and being a good posters who don’t create shitty bait threads, I’d also like to thank baby Jesus for all that stuff he did way back when good job buddy, oh and I’d also like to extend a shout out to Tesseract for all the reactions that made me believe Marty would get banned one day made me believe it in my soul miss you bro
Thank you all so much. I love you GAF, goodnight!!!
IbizaPocholo
NeoGAFs Kent Brockman
Kilau
Member
Hel
He will be back in an more powerful form.
Pour one out
Richard Packer
Member
ParaSeoul
Member
That one guy already putting in the work,you know the one
BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
Where's the cruise to?
Kilau
Member
I bet he couldn’t handle the GTA trilogy being such a dumpster fire after his bizarre gloating that it was coming to Switch.
Indeed.
haxan7
Banned
How do I shot web
T8SC
Member
Thaedolus
Member
We’re at the Disney island for a couple days, then Nassau. I think some of the regular stops are restricted due to COVID but whatever, the cruise itself was a gift, I just paid for airfare and the extras…like swimming with dolphins! That was a surprise I didn’t know I bought
Sidney Prescott
Member
Happy Big Monday!
Well, not happy because it's Monday but try to have a good day anyways!
Well, not happy because it's Monday but try to have a good day anyways!
T8SC
Member
Happy Big Monday!
Well, not happy because it's Monday but try to have a good day anyways!
I've been off for a week and I'm still off for another 2.
Happy Monday indeed.
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