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Richard Packer
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Are you planning on getting banned?
haxan7
Banned
you may have gotten tesseract but you won't get me
T8SC
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Ionian
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I'll probably be next, don't worry.
I'll have the back of anyone that likes Turrican. C64 one though, not Amiga.
Sidney Prescott
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haxan7
Banned
I'll take the front pls
Richard Packer
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haxan7
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Maiden Voyage
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We all cyber today. It’s a tradition.
T8SC
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BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
That was my same exact trip pre-pandemic. Enjoy! Only we actually added a few days detour to stay at Atlantis on Paradise Island. It was expensive but that place feels like a Disney castle and they for sure treat you like royalty.
And in Nassau, I caution you not to tread too far away from the tourist areas. Not only is it depressing, but those teenagers offering to give you rides or rent their moped will straight jack you if they get the chance.
Maiden Voyage
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I like that I can report my own posts.
Ionian
Member
I hope you have soft hands.
haxan7
Banned
They start bleeding if I go a day without using moisturizer when it’s winter
Ionian
Member
Blood is a lubricant of sorts. Could work. Just please don't cry when servicing, it's a massive turn-off.
haxan7
Banned
What if I have the AIDS
Ionian
Member
I would very politely decline that interaction.
When I was banging whores most used to present their tests to show they were clean. Which is a boner killer to be honest but at least they were being honest. Still they were well paid for their service of not having AIDS and i'm not dead yet.
Got pneumonia and probably COVID. I still wake up, no idea how. (after the whores).
NB: Not been with one since leaving. 2015 I came back to my homeland.
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haxan7
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Your hands get periods?
Tschumi
Member
Is that the intro to a gay porno?
T8SC
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Thaedolus
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My brother in law was too scared to bring edibles on board so I gave him some of mine last night. He was so paranoid and stoned out of his mind at dinner he thought, when I got up early to take our fussy baby back to the room, I actually got kicked out of the restaurant and might get kicked off the boat.
My sister in law made him give the rest back to me this morning
My sister in law made him give the rest back to me this morning
haxan7
Banned
they really do bleed if I neglect them. I wish I had some grisly pics to post but I've been taking care of them this year.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I travel all the time with edibles. No one at TSA gives a shit about it these days. He will be fine Just keep them on his carry—on and keep the quantity to as low as possible.
Was that me? How rude.
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haxan7
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Every
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Maiden Voyage
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Richard Packer
Member
Maybe you shouldn't jerk off so many dicks.
haxan7
Banned
don't you tell me how to live my life
Richard Packer
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T8SC
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Maintenance!
Nah, just a joke. Or is it….?
Tschumi
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haxan7
Banned
I don’t take masturbation advice from an anime avatar, thanks tho.Get a fleshlight, give your paws a break for pity's sake
BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
Well I grew up in the Southern US so if you're talking about the slang of such an action I am familiar with: yes, I have noodled catfish before.
If you leave it up to my imagination? Yes, I once drilled a wide hole into the walls of a woman's prison and dipped my wick in to see how many fish I could noodle.
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Peggies
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Make reports. Not war.
T8SC
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